DaddyDistracted Minecraft Servers

DaddyDistracted Minecraft Servers

  • DaddyDistracted Minecraft Server

    DaddyDistracted Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 6694
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 26 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story of a husband who thought he could work while taking care of a baby.

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging dog chews and laptop distractions. Will you be able to juggle it all like this husband, or will you end up calling your mom in a panic to save the day?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can blame all your arguments on postpartum depression and await a referral while trying to survive in the Minecraft world. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you won’t find anywhere else.

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where anything can happen and every day is a new adventure. Just remember, working while caring for a baby may not be the best idea, but it sure makes for a hilarious story!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FailCraft SMP: >Team loses

    FailCraft SMP: >Team loses
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 3325
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 83 Elemental Crystals Collected: 86
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is just part of the fun! Our team may not always come out on top, but we never lose our smiles (even if we’re crying on the inside). Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood party animal who wants to join our SMP. And don’t even get us started on the time a creeper tried to audition for our talent show (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

    So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, make new friends, and maybe even accidentally blow up your own house, then come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember, no matter how many times you lose, as long as you’re having fun, you’re always a winner in our book.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RichCraft Minecraft Server

    RichCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 3420
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of doing your own laundry like a peasant? Do you want to live like royalty and have someone else do it for you? Then join our Minecraft server, where we offer a laundry program that will pick up your in-game clothes weekly and wash them for you!

    Don’t be like that one friend who can’t afford the luxury of clean clothes in Minecraft. Join us and live the high life, while they wallow in their dirty pixelated garments. Plus, we have a special feature where you can call out your friends for being poor in-game!

    So come on over and join us, where the laundry program is not just a service, it’s a way of life. And remember, if you’re not using our program, you’re probably poor. AITA for saying that?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PeanutButterPartyPanic

    PeanutButterPartyPanic
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 4404
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 38 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the time we brought peanut butter cookies to a party and caused a neighborhood feud? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the craziest adventures and meet the wackiest players.

    Our server is so epic that even the cookies we bring will cause drama for months to come. Imagine the excitement of trying to avoid peanut butter cookies while navigating through our virtual world. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next!

    Join now and be part of a community where even the smallest actions can lead to outrageous consequences. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Just make sure to leave your peanut butter cookies at home!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineTubeDaily

    MineTubeDaily
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 9103
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of watching those boring Minecraft Let’s Plays on YouTube? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs.

    We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just watch out for the explosions).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join us and help us overthrow his clucky reign (or just hang out and farm some wheat, whatever floats your boat).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ColdCraft: Cool or Sick?

    ColdCraft: Cool or Sick?
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 7910
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 44 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this epic server where pigs fly and creepers do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds raining from the sky and villagers breakdancing in the town square. our moderators are actual wizards who can turn your dirt hut into a castle with a flick of their wand.

    one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a dimension made entirely of cake. another player tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against an army of evil bunnies.

    if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures in Minecraft, then this server is the place to be. come join us and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the block.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Aeltheria

    Aeltheria
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 1588
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Animals Bred: 53
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Step into Aeltheria, a world of endless adventure and creativity! Explore custom-generated worlds like Eldoria, Avaloria, and Twilight Realm, or enjoy familiar vanilla worlds. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, our server offers: -Player-Driven Economy: Sell items to other players, not the server. -Unique Jobs: Earn titles and perks from the start, with no job limitations. -Custom Textures: Enjoy custom menus, tools, armor, tradable tool wraps, cosmetics, and collectibles. -Friendly Community: Join a welcoming community using Towny for collaboration. -Immersive NPCs: Meet engaging characters like Sunny the Greeter and Lorelei the Librarian. -No Pay-to-Win: Premium currency for crate keys, cosmetics, and more can also be earned in-game. -Much More: Discover lore, custom fishing textures, collections, ArtMap, and virtual storage.

    play.aeltheria.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AirsMCItalia

    AirsMCItalia
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 4088
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 38

    New Minecraft Servers

    AIRSMC is a server developed to have fun with other players SERVER BEDWARS KITPVP AND FACTIONS from 1.8-1.21

    AIRSMC is a server developed to have fun together with other players SERVER BEDWARS KITPVP AND FACTIONS from 1.8-1.21

    mc33.gamehosting.it:4001

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Aztec Empire

    Aztec Empire
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 7044
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Alien Abductions: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Emeralds Found: 4591

    New Minecraft Servers

    An RPG experience unlike other! This server presents as a hybrid rpg with a complex campaign, a Free Forge SMP and Multiple mini games.

    The server has officially gone through the next iteration with a hard reboot. A lot of the maps have been scraped and is being re done and released to the public over time. I have finally found someone who is able to create custom plugins for the server and most of them are being coded at this moment. Please let staff know if you experience any bugs! I still need someone who is able to create a custom resource pack, Please DM me on Discord if you are able to do so.

    SHORT Progress notes:The list below details All of the things that have been completed, in progress or planed for the server Please see the official discord for the most up to date Patch notes and announcements

    Campaign City/location list (planned)
    -Colhuacan-Itztapalapa-Mexicatzinco-Huitzilopochco-Coyohuacan-Quiahuac-Tenamitla-Moteuczoma-Tlacopaque-Axolla-Zacatitlan-Atoyac-Mixcohuac-Xochimanca-Nonohualco-Customer-Atlaculhuayan– Aunt-Tequexquinahuac-Tlacatecco-Ahuehuetlan -Acachinanco -Tepetlazinco -Tlcoman -Chapoltepec-Poptlan-Tlacopan-Tenochtitlan-Mexihco-Tlatelolco-Mazatzintamalco-Nextitlan-Xochimanca-Huacalco -Cuatlapan-Xaltenco-Huitznahuac

    Aztec Empire MCVerse OST (compositions planned & or in progress)
    – Overture [​main menu theme] – The City of Gold– A Dark Path– Salvation– The Great Sacrifice– Betrayal– Twisted Fate– The Unknown– Resistance– Unwanted truce– Revelation– Wilderness– Sanctuary– Epilogue
    I Twitch stream this server occasionally, make sure to follow if you would like to see how I build on my server: http://www.twitch.tv/icefang23

    Aztec Empire Minecraft Server

    Click here to join the Aztec Empire MCverse Discord channel
    Patreon

    Click here to Become an Aztec Empire MCverse Patron

    Any exciting Ideas that would improve this server? please state and explain in the comment section below 😉

    aztecempire.mcverse.net

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Welcome to “lowcraft: where PVP is just a gentle tap, Vanilla is chocolate swirl, and Anarchy means sharing the cookies! 1.20.6”

    Welcome to “lowcraft: where PVP is just a gentle tap, Vanilla is chocolate swirl, and Anarchy means sharing the cookies! 1.20.6”
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 1838
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Zombie Dances: 6 Ores Mined: 6466
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3387 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP Address highcraft.hosting.ethera.net
    Discord https://discord.gg/8cYUEyBJ8C
    Trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCFoBxqKtMk

    Just a really small map where people are forced to fight or team up for resources, with a neat clan system that allows you to make your own teams, clan wars, or whatever you really want to do, we still have a lot of stuff pending but the server is already running! its a really nice survival-pvp experience, not for everyone!

    Note: Hacking is not allowed.

    What we have to offer:

    • 250 by 250 block map, forcing players to interact with each other
    • No structure protection of any sort, you better hide your base good
    • High Structure Density, Boosted Structure Generation
    • Weekly wipes, so new players can hop on, and old players don’t get bored
    • Fresh map every week
    • Custom events everyday

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is hacking allowed on the server? No, hacking is not allowed on our server.
    Do you have a clan system on the server? Yes, we have a neat clan system that allows players to make their own teams and participate in clan wars.
    How often do you wipe the map? We conduct weekly wipes to keep the gameplay fresh for both new and old players.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Bonanza Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bonanza Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 5674
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 11 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any porn stuff lurking around (unless you count those sneaky pigs in heat)! Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of the internet and dive into a world of blocky bliss.

    Join us for epic adventures and outrageous quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your trusty sword (or maybe just throw some potatoes at them, we won’t judge).

    Looking for a break from the mundane? Dive into our secret underground bunker filled with mysterious treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where chickens rule the land and pigs can fly (literally).

    So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are? So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t discriminate), and join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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