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ParkourPiggyMinecraftSMP

asset allocation, blue chip stocks, capital preservation, combat inflation, conservative investing, Diversification, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Stability, inflation protection, investment strategy, long-term investment., money management, parking money, ParkourPiggyMinecraftSMP, passive income, retirement planning, risk management, savings account, stock market, wealth building

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4533
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where inflation is the name of the game! Forget about investing in boring blue chip stocks, join us and invest in virtual diamonds and emeralds instead!

Our server is so wild that the only way to combat inflation is by building giant diamond statues and emerald palaces to show off your wealth. Forget about parking $16k, here you can park as much virtual currency as you want and watch it grow exponentially.

And don’t worry about crypto, we’ve got plenty of other crazy ways to make virtual money on our server. So come join us and start stacking those blocks of wealth! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

ParentalRescue Minecraft Server

back on my feet, college dropout, Communication, Conflict, Curfew, DEBT, Expectations, family, finding myself, Help, Living at home, mental health, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalRescue, parents, rules, seasonal job, Server, Strict, Support, ungrateful, Volunteer work

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of living with strict parents like no other! Join us for outrageous rules and regulations that will make you feel right at home – literally!

Imagine paying $512 a month to live in a virtual world where your parents dictate your every move. No friends over, no leaving without permission, and a strict 9pm curfew – just like being 15 again, right? But wait, there’s more! You’ll also have to volunteer 6 hours a week to “find yourself and help people” because why not add some extra pressure to your already stressful virtual life?

But fear not, because unlike real life, you can escape this madness by simply logging off. No need to blow up at your virtual parents or worry about being thrown on the virtual streets. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the chaos of our Minecraft server where you can be ungrateful and unkind without any real-life consequences.

So come join us and experience the ultimate virtual parental control simulator! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

SisStealzNoRentMC

Apology, Communication, disagreement, dynamics, emotions, fee.., judgment, learn, MONEY, punishment, reality check, Rent, resolution, sibling rivalry, SisStealzNoRentMC, sisters clothes, Sorry., taking without permission, teenage years, white top

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8584
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	243330
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your sibling squabbles behind! No more fighting over clothes or owing money for borrowing a shirt. On our server, you can build your own wardrobe and never have to worry about borrowing from your sister again.

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special bonus – a magical white top that never gets dirty, no matter how many creeper explosions you survive! Say goodbye to laundry day and hello to endless fashion possibilities.

Don’t let real life drama bring you down, join our server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest house on the block. See you there!

ClassSkipper in Minecraft SMP

absurd lies, avoiding responsibilities, bizarre tactics, ClassSkipper, comical attempts, creative lies, desperate measures, Extreme Measures, fake illnesses, funny excuses, Minecraft, odd excuses, outlandish excuses, peculiar behaviors, quirky tactics, ridiculous attempts, smp, strange behaviors, unconventional methods, unorthodox strategies, unusual strategies, weird excuses, wild excuses

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8527
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring routine of work or school? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where the only homework you have is building a giant chicken statue!

We’ve had players fake their own deaths just to get out of work and hop on the server. One time, someone claimed they were abducted by aliens and needed to spend the day mining diamonds to pay off their intergalactic debt.

Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous excuses and outrageous adventures. Who needs a sick day when you can have a Minecraft day?

OceanCraft: NASA’s Lost World

#oceancraft, Deep Sea, environmental impact, exploration missions, exploration technology, funding priorities, government funding, Lost, Marine Biology, marine life, NASA, NASAs, Ocean exploration, ocean floor, oceanography, research, Science, scientific discoveries, space agency, space exploration, Technology, underwater exploration, underwater habitats, world

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Buildings Constructed:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Have you ever wondered why NASA stopped exploring the ocean? Well, rumor has it they stumbled upon our Minecraft server and got so addicted to building underwater bases and battling sea monsters that they forgot all about space! Join us and you too can uncover the mysteries of the deep, fight off krakens with your trusty diamond sword, and maybe even discover the lost city of Atlantis! Who needs space when you’ve got a whole underwater world to explore? Come dive in and see what treasures await you!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, border, Conflict, Crisis, deep, Defense, eastern europe, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, Minecraft, Political, repel, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Struggles, Tensions, Ukraine

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Farms Harvested:	523
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where russia is fighting off ukraine in a battle for the ages! build your own bunker and defend against the ukrainian invaders, or join forces with them and launch a surprise attack on the russian stronghold! watch out for the elusive Kursk incursion, they’re like ninjas but with tanks! will you be the hero that saves russia or the villain that destroys it? join now and find out!

ZelenskyyCraft: “Exchange Fund Raid”

Armed Forces, Capturing Occupiers, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, exchange, fund, international relations, Military, negotiations, Past 3 Days, peace talks, president, Raid, Replenishment of Exchange Fund, SECURITY, strategy, Successful, Ukraine, Victory, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Magic Items Found:	8031
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mines Excavated:	3658	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

join this epic minecraft server where we capture occupiers and replenish the exchange fund like a boss! zelenskyy himself said it’s been especially successful in the past 3 days, so you know it’s legit. come join the fun and help us take down the bad guys in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in the nether that only the bravest players can find. are you up for the challenge? join now and let’s show those occupiers who’s boss!

KineticCraft

Adventure, CONTENT, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Entertainment, Gaming, KineticCraft, Mechanics, Minecraft, Modes, PvE, Server, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to KineticCraft! A server intended to entertain and bring constant content from a wide variety of game mechanics and modes. We hope you can give it a chance and immerse yourself further in this great adventure that you can begin.

mc.kineticcraft.xyz

AdultlessCraft: Where grownups play pretend with Minecraft, now with Terralith & McMMO 1.21!

Adult, AdultlessCraft, bedrock, Bluemap, Citizens, Community, Craftbook, Discord, Essentialsx, Griefprevention, GrownUps, hard difficulty, luckperms, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minepacks, Papermc, Play, Plugins, PRETEND, Server, smp, Survival, Terralith, Whitelist, Worldedit, Worldguard

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

KidlessCraft Server Overview

Server IP	smp.kidlesscraft.com
Server Website	www.kidlesscraft.com
Server Location	Central US
Game Play Type	SMP / Survival / Hard Difficulty
Version	1.21 PaperMC w/ GeyserMC

Server Features

Easy whitelist process via Discord
Plugins include BlueMap, Citizens, CraftBook, and more
Datapacks include Terralith and Nullscape
Vanilla 1.21 server also available

Core Server Rules

Be Respectful
Be Ethical
Use Common Sense

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to go through an easy whitelist process via Discord. Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/VGpFbr6 and follow the instructions in #whitelist-requests.

Can Bedrock players join the server?

Yes, we use GeyserMC which allows Bedrock players to join the server.

What kind of gameplay can I expect on the server?

We offer a SMP (Survival Multiplayer) experience with hard difficulty settings.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

Yes, the core server rules include being respectful, ethical, and using common sense while playing on the server.

Minecraft server: MahjongCraft

abema.tv, Beginner, booru, Community, Competition, Game, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, Mahjong Soul, Mahjongcraft, Minecraft, MJG, ONLINE, questionnaire, riichi, rules, Server, strategy, summer camp, tutorial

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2433
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Endless Night Skies:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Crops Grown:	3398	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring tutorials? Well, look no further because our server is like a Mahjong game come to life! Join us for a wild ride filled with thrilling matches, crazy strategies, and a community that’s more addictive than Mahjong itself.

We’ve got tutorials that will blow your mind, just like when you finally understand the winning hand in Mahjong. And if you’re a Mahjong enthusiast, you’ll fit right in with our dedicated players who live and breathe the game.

But wait, there’s more! We host M-League matches that are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a baby zombie. And if you’re feeling creative, check out our /mjg/ booru where you can share your epic Minecraft builds inspired by Mahjong tiles.

Join us for our 4th GREAT ANNUAL /MJG/ QUESTIONNAIRE and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. And don’t miss our first /mjg/ Summer Camp, where you’ll learn survival skills that will make Minecraft mobs run in fear.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.