Daddy Daycare Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoKidsNoCreeperZ

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8340	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where chaos reigns and mischief is the name of the game! ever wanted to be like dennis the menace, causing mayhem and driving adults crazy? well now you can!

we have a home alone themed area where you can set up traps to fend off pesky intruders, just like kevin mcallister!

feeling like a big fat liar? we have a scene where you can team up with other players to take down the bad guy, just like in the movie!

daddy daycare more your style? take care of virtual kids and see if you have what it takes to handle the chaos!

kindergarten cop? become the enforcer of the playground and keep those rowdy kids in line!

and who can forget the little rascals? team up with your friends to pull off epic pranks and shenanigans!

join us now and unleash your inner heathen in the most hilarious way possible! (Disclaimer: no actual children will be harmed in the making of this server) 🤣🤣🤣

PixelPasta – Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Enchantments Applied:	110	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	274	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, Tank Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is so epic that even the Trash Machine from the previous edition couldn’t handle it. That’s right, we’re next level!

2. We have exclusive spoilers for DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2. Who needs to play the game when you can just join our server and get all the deets?

3. Want to buy some merch? We’ve got you covered with links to all the Undertale and Deltarune goodies you could ever want. Show off your love for the games in style!

4. Need some extra content in your life? Look no further than our server, where we have text dumps, screenshots, and even a resurrected Booru. Help us tag those images, it’s a wild ride!

5. And don’t even get me started on our comic and fangame bins. You’ll never run out of entertainment on our server, that’s for sure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Tank Edition is waiting for you!

SMP: Blocky Bois Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Items Found:	4698
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of creepers, build a roller coaster that goes straight into the Nether, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

Our server is so wild that even the mobs have started forming their own factions and going to war with each other. You might even stumble upon a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and are planning a revolution against the players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Sit Down & Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4905	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of your life being so boring that even a sci-fi cyberpunk horror game can’t bring you joy? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where you can build your own cyberpunk dystopia and fight off hordes of zombie creepers with laser swords!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. We’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure, rollercoasters that defy gravity, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Most Right Wingers Are Stupid Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Votes:	7989	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your conspiracy theories? Look no further, because our server is where the real craziness happens! Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so out there, we make flat earthers look normal.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, including some who believe in lizard people and others who think the moon landing was faked. But hey, who needs logic when you can have fun, right?

And if you’re tired of boring old politics, come join us where we debate the important issues, like whether or not aliens are among us and if Bigfoot is real. Plus, we have a special event where we reenact famous conspiracy theories in game – last week we recreated the moon landing hoax using only blocks and redstone!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into the wackiest Minecraft SMP around, join us and let’s make some truly insane memories together. Just remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our server.

Blocky Bleach Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Look no further, because Successor is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on Successor is actually a llama in a human suit, just waiting to prank unsuspecting newcomers.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of some jealous llama pranks).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava is made of hot sauce and the zombie pigmen are actually just misunderstood chefs trying to cook you a delicious meal.

So what are you waiting for? Join Successor today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – especially when llamas are involved.

Wuwa’s Wavey Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride through the darkest of nights with our Resonator Showcase featuring Jiyan! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

But wait, there’s more! Our map is so epic, it’ll make your head spin. And don’t even get us started on our Convene Tracker – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Plus, our official Twitter account is a hoot, you won’t be able to stop laughing at the shenanigans we get up to.

And the events? Oh boy, you won’t believe the madness we have in store for you. From Rerun Banners to Weapon Banners, we’ve got it all. And let’s not forget about our Special Leveling Event and Featured Arena Combat Event – it’s a non-stop party on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even make some new /wuwa/ Friends along the way. Let’s get this party started!

I’m Better Than You Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re the best? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is literally better than everyone else. How do we know? Because they built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks while riding a pig! Join our server and try to beat this player at their own game…if you dare! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two from the Minecraft master themselves. So come on, join the server where the competition is fierce and the bragging rights are even fiercer!

Safe s are a technology Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9932
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where safes are the hottest topic of conversation! Forget about building epic castles or mining for diamonds, we’re all about discussing the latest in safe technology.

Join our server and learn all about the evolution of safes over the years. From classic combination locks to cutting-edge biometric scanners, we’ve got it all. Who knew safes could be so fascinating?

But beware, in this world, safes are not just for storing your precious loot. The new class of criminals on our server are experts at cracking safes and will stop at nothing to get their hands on your valuables. It’s a dangerous game out there, so choose your safe wisely.

And remember, the best way to protect your treasures is by keeping them a secret. Don’t go flaunting your wealth or you might just find yourself in a sticky situation. Trust us, it’s better to play it safe (pun intended).

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and become a safe-cracking expert in no time. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and crazy heists along the way. Who knew safes could be so much fun?

😈 DONAT GIVEAWAY / FREE 💎 Minecraft server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1583
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crops Grown:	9963	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

The owner of the “FREE DONATION GIVEAWAY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Give.dynmc.pro

Hang Tuah’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5087
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where Malaysian hero Hang Tuah teams up with Hawk Tuah to fight off creepers and zombies in epic battles!

Hang Tuah may have legendary fighting skills, but Hawk Tuah brings a whole new level of chaos with his ability to fly around the map dropping TNT on unsuspecting mobs. Together, they make the ultimate dynamic duo that will have you laughing and cheering as you play.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find rare treasures and hidden surprises. And rumor has it that if you can solve the riddles left behind by the ancient Malaysian warriors, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you unstoppable in the game.

So why wait? Join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself! Who knew that Hang Tuah and Hawk Tuah could be so hilarious and entertaining?