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DadBodCraft

  • DadBodCraft

    DadBodCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family reunion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and betrayal, just like the OP’s family dynamics!

    We promise you’ll never be left out like the OP was at their brother’s wedding. Our server is inclusive, and we’ll never forget to invite you to the party! Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family in no time.

    So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual weddings, where you’ll never have to worry about being left out or dismissed by your in-game dad. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement on our Minecraft server? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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  • DadBodCraft Minecraft Server

    DadBodCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values manners and acknowledges polite behavior? Look no further than our server, where even the smallest gestures are appreciated! Just like the little girl who noticed a player trying to pass by on the stairs and made way for them, we believe in kindness and respect.

    Join our server and experience a world where even the most two-dimensional players are welcomed with open arms. And who knows, maybe you’ll even receive a compliment about your lovely father while you’re at it!

    So come on down to our server and leave rudeness at the door – unless, of course, you’re looking to be called a “jerk” from above. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their Minecraft adventures?

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  • DadBodCraft

    DadBodCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Looking for a server where you can build epic structures and battle fierce mobs? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and conquer the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in wacky events like pig racing, creeper karaoke, and sheep shearing contests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a villager over the best way to mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun!

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  • DadBodCraft – The Happier, Healthier Minecraft Server

    DadBodCraft – The Happier, Healthier Minecraft Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical potion for ur health, bro! If u a dude, young, got a job, smart as heck, not always sick, and just overall happy, den u gonna be feelin’ like a million bucks on dis server, I swear!

    But watch out, if u gotta take care of old folks or disabled fam members, or u got a bunch of kids runnin’ around, ur health might take a hit on dis server. It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of emotions and health stats, man!

    So come join da fun, build some epic stuff, and see how ur health gets a boost or a bust on dis wild ride of a Minecraft server! Let’s get it, fam!

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  • DadBodCraft – Fragile Masculinity-Free Zone

    DadBodCraft – Fragile Masculinity-Free Zone
    come join dis wild minecraft server where we embrace all da dads out there! we got crazy levels of sexual esteem and sexual depression for all da fathers who join. forget about fragile masculinity, we believe in strong, manly dads who ain’t afraid to show their emotions. join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and bonding over our daddy issues. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s show the world that dads rule the minecraft universe!

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  • DadBodCraft: Mitochondrial Mayhem

    DadBodCraft: Mitochondrial Mayhem
    so like, u know how u eat a lot of burgers and fries and stuff, well turns out ur kids might get fat just cuz u eat like a pig. but like, on this server, u can eat all the virtual burgers u want and ur minecraft kids won’t get fat cuz they don’t have real bodies. it’s like magic, but with pixels and stuff. join now and save ur future minecraft generations from obesity!

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