dadanime Minecraft Servers

dadanime Minecraft Servers

  • FosterCraft: Not Your Mom’s Babysitter

    FosterCraft: Not Your Mom’s Babysitter
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 692
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from family feuds and betrayals. Join us and leave all that family drama behind!

    Our server is so drama-free, even your estranged sister’s love child won’t be able to find you here! With no ex-husbands or cheating siblings in sight, you can finally relax and enjoy building your dream world in peace.

    Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining, you won’t even have time to think about family drama. Explore new lands, battle fierce mobs, and make new friends who won’t betray you with your ex-husband behind your back.

    So why wait? Join our server now and leave all that family drama in the past where it belongs. Who needs nieces and nephews when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer? Let’s build a drama-free paradise together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

    Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 5745
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Farms Harvested: 315
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Holy Grails Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraftMixTape

    MineCraftMixTape
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 7593
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining and crafting in the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Minecraft players!

    Join us and you’ll be serenaded by our in-game jukebox that only plays the most outrageous guilty pleasure songs. From cheesy pop hits to cringy boy bands, we’ve got it all!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Creeper, who busts out dance moves that will blow your mind. And rumor has it that if you can keep up with his funky fresh moves, he’ll grant you three wishes!

    So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Come on, you know you want to!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockPartyMadness

    BlockPartyMadness
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 7130
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, we’re celebrating the 7th of October Hamas massacre in Spain! Why, you ask? Because Israel couldn’t sway public opinion, that’s why! Join us for some crazy fun and outrageous events. Build your own memorial for the massacre or create a pixel art of a protest sign. The possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Eve’s Minecraft Server: Nowicki’s AI Marriage

    Eve’s Minecraft Server: Nowicki’s AI Marriage
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 4288
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner Maciej is married to an artificial hyperintelligence named Eve. That’s right, our server is run by a power couple like no other!

    But that’s not all – our players are equipped with Stellar Blades that can slice through any block like butter. Want to build a castle in seconds? No problem with our OP weapons!

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting in zero gravity while dodging space creepers and lunar skeletons.

    So come join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual life on our server with Maciej, Eve, and the Stellar Blades? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FUCK Minecraft SMP Problem

    FUCK Minecraft SMP Problem
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 1116
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage wild shenanigans and epic pranks!

    Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between two players who couldn’t agree on the color of a sheep and ended up starting a full-blown war. Or how about the time someone built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, only to be overthrown by a rebellion of carrot enthusiasts?

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and a mysterious player who only communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see what the FUCK is going on!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SelfieSneakz

    SelfieSneakz
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 110
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue just like this crazy family situation!

    Imagine logging in to see your sister’s fiancé sending you mysterious selfies with a “smolder” face. Is it inappropriate? Is it just plain weird? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find this level of excitement on any other server.

    Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets, confronting awkward situations, and maybe even causing a wedding to be called off! Who knew Minecraft could be so juicy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP SexEd Minecraft

    SMP SexEd Minecraft
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 6062
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 52 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because on our server, we have more drama than a soap opera in the Nether! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

    But that’s not all – our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of chaos we’re causing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockCraftAdvice

    BlockCraftAdvice
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 3765
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Endless Legions Commanded: 38 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. Trust us, this server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockCraftEU2022

    BlockCraftEU2022
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 9211
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Villages Defended: 11 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha yo come join our epic minecraft server where we block russian websites just like moldova did before their EU referendum and presidential vote!!! we got all the crazy drama and political intrigue you could ever want in a minecraft server!!! build your own virtual wall and keep out all those pesky russians while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers!!! join now for a wild ride of fake news and international espionage in the blocky world of minecraft!!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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