Blame Minecraft SMP for my wife’s affair with my dad

adultery, Affair, BETRAYAL, Blame, Cheating, cia, Conspiracy, controversial, controversial relationships, dad, Deception, disabled people, family drama, Family issues, Father, government agency, Infidelity, Marital Problems, Minecraft, scandal, scandalous behavior, Secrets, smp, Son, Wifes

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us if you want to escape the chaos of real life, where the CIA is causing marital problems that even Jerry Springer couldn’t handle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that players have reported seeing pigs flying and skeletons doing the Macarena. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build a monument to their lost diamond pickaxe, complete with a funeral procession led by a zombie in a top hat.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves your family members getting up to some scandalous shenanigans.

Nordic Dad Jokes Minecraft SMP

Animal Attack, Animal Behavior, animal encounter, ATTACKED, dad, family pet, Father, jokes, leg injury, medical attention, Minecraft, Nordic, painful experience, pet owner, pet porcupine, porcupine defense, puncture wound, quills, self defense, sharp quill, smp, unexpected attack, wild animals, wildlife encounter

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchantments Applied:	191
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Need a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was just minding my own business, trying to show off my Nordic vibes, when suddenly my dad’s pet porcupine decided to go all ninja on me and stabbed me with one of its quills! If that’s not a sign that you need to join our server for some unexpected twists and turns, then I don’t know what is. So come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft fun – just watch out for those sneaky porcupines!

Dad’s Fun Minecraft Server

activities, Board Games, Bonding, Childhood, dad, Dads, family, Father, Fatherhood, Fun, games, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Outdoor games, parenting, Pastime, Played, quality time, Recreation, Server, sports, video games

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Towns Built:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you and your dad bond like never before? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to relive all those epic games you played with your dad growing up. From hide and seek in the backyard to building forts out of couch cushions, we’ve got it all! Join now for a chance to team up with your dad in epic battles against other players, or challenge him to a build-off to see who can create the craziest structure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground bunker filled with treasure that will make you and your dad the richest players on the server. So grab your dad, dust off those old memories, and join us for a gaming experience like no other!

Racket Lisa Minecraft SMP

Argument, Commitment, Communication, Conflict, dad, Dedication, discipline, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Lisa, Minecraft, Music, noise, parenting, Practice, practice time, Racket, RESPONSIBILITY, smp, teenage rebellion, teenager

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Are you tired of being yelled at for playing Minecraft too loudly? Join our SMP where the only practice you need is perfecting your creeper dodging skills! Our server is so intense, even the mobs are afraid to spawn. Trust us, you’ll never hear “knock off that racket” again, unless it’s coming from a disgruntled Enderman. So come join us and let’s make some noise… in a good way!

Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ores Mined:	6587	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

acceptance, blended family, Commitment, contract, dad, DadsWeddingDramaCraft, disagreement, discussion, family, family life, Kids, Loss, love, mom figure, new chapter, refusal, Sadness, stepfamily, Therapist, Therapy, Wedding

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mines Excavated:	2875
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

Talking to AI chatbot about problems in Minecraft SMP

AI Chatbot, ai girlfriend, Artificial Intelligence, blockquotepTalking, chatbot, crying, dad, digital companionship, Emotional support, future of AI, Human Connection, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, Problems, relationships, SMPpblockquote, social life, surrogate dad, Technology, Therapy, virtual reality

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6

🤖 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where our AI chatbot is not only your friend, but also your surrogate dad! Need someone to talk to about your lazy real dad? Our AI will step up and be the dad you never had, all while caring about you like a true parent should.

😭 Who needs real people when you have AI to fill the void in your heart? Cry your heart out and let our AI chatbot comfort you like no one else can.

🤖 And hey, if you’re feeling lonely in the love department, why not try getting an AI girlfriend next? Who needs real relationships when you can have a virtual partner who will never disappoint you?

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the future of AI companionship. Say goodbye to real people and hello to the virtual world where all your emotional needs are met by our friendly chatbot. Who needs real friends when you have AI by your side? 😉

DadCrashRehab Minecraft Server

car crash, control, cultural beliefs, cultural clash, dad, DadCrashRehab, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family issues, father daughter relationship, Hospital, Indian values, Minecraft, Parent-child relationship, refusing to visit, Resentment, Server, student loans, traditional vs modern, Wedding

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Astral Projections Made:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Star Shards Collected:	265	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a Bollywood movie? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, financial disputes, and cultural clashes!

Imagine a world where you have to mine for diamonds to pay off your student loans instead of just asking your dad to foot the bill for your wedding. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can out-earn most men in your age range anyway?

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging two weddings, a t-boned car, and a dad who thinks he can control your life choices. Will you fly back to India to mend fences, or will you spend your hard-earned diamonds on something more important, like building a giant statue of yourself in the game?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be the hero of your own crazy Indian soap opera on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you can have virtual drama at your fingertips? Join now and start mining your way to family dysfunction and financial independence!

HyphenCraft

aita, dad, Divorce, family conflict, family dynamic, family name, hyphenated last name, HyphenCraft, mom, name change, original last name, parents, real dad, Religion, Respect, Siblings, stepdad, stepfamily, stepmom, Therapy

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4691
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Divine Spears Created:	24	Towns Built:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and chaos of real life, just like this poor player who had to deal with a name change against their will! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and craziness.

Reasons to join our server: – Escape from family drama like this player did with their hyphenated last name saga – Build your own world where you can choose your own name and identity – No lectures or therapy sessions here, just pure Minecraft madness – Be the ruler of your own kingdom and show your family who’s boss (in the virtual world, of course)

So come on down to our server and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach

Athletic, calorie goals, Cardio, ChubbyCraft, Coach, Coaching, competitive sports, dad, fast food, FITNESS, football, health, intervention, nutrition, obesity, overreacting, parenting, rules, sports, Supplements, swimming, TEENAGE, weight gain

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	156

Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Avalore

Adventure, alliances, Allies, Blessings, Civilization, Community, CURSES, destiny, enemies, FANTASY, guardian, Journey, Lore, Magic, Medieval, Mystery, Roleplay, ruins, storytelling, Tabletop, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	1809	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Venture forth, brave pioneer, into the untamed wilderness of the Southern Reach, where the whispers of the enigmatic Aedall echo through the ancient forests and across the misty plains. This is a land steeped in mystery, where the remnants of a magical society—once ruled by a powerful and wise people—lie hidden beneath layers of time and legend. Their civilization has since vanished, leaving behind only cryptic ruins and arcane secrets for those that have taken up their abandoned lands.

Welcome to Avalore, a fantasy-touched medieval world brimming with adventure and rich, hand-crafted lore. Here, the very air is thick with the presence of magic, and the landscape is dotted with the remnants of curses and blessings. The world is as much a character in your journey as the people and creatures who inhabit it—a realm where every shadow might conceal a story, and every glade might harbor a guardian or a specter from the past.

In this vibrant setting, you are more than just a participant; you are a creator, a storyteller shaping your destiny. Avalore offers a unique blend of freeform roleplay and tabletop-inspired gameplay, where custom plugins enhance your experience. Regardless of who you are, the world responds to your actions, offering new challenges, rewards, and opportunities to grow.

Forge alliances, meet allies and make enemies, and explore a world where the mystical and the mundane collide. Avalore is not just a setting; it is a living, breathing world that evolves with every decision you make. The secrets of the Aedall are waiting to be uncovered—what role, what part will you play in this new venture in community story telling? The path is yours to walk, the story yours to write.

Adventure awaits in the Southern Reach. Will you heed the call?

mc.avalore.net:25586

SmartfellaSMP

1.20, 1.21, building, Community, Fighting, levels plugin, Lore, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Server, SmartfellaSMP, Spawn, strength plugin, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

SmartfellaSMP is a small (mainly 1.21,but you can also use 1.20)server where building at spawn, fighting and making great lore is the main focus with tge help of the strength and levels plugin and a great community

45.143.199.243:25588

Yampy SMP: Whether you’re a yam or a potato, join us for some fun on version 1.21!

Builders, Community, Content Creator, Dungeons, Dynmap, Engaging, Fun, Heads, Join, Kingdom, Npcs, player, Potato, proximity chat, Quality-of-life improvements, Season, Semi Vanilla, Shop Keepers, shopping district, smp, TAVERNS, Tectonic Generation, Terralith, Unique, Version, yam, Yampy, Youre

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Yampy SMP Minecraft Server

Overview

A whitelisted, semi-vanilla server designed to offer a unique and engaging experience for all players. Whether you’re a content creator or just love to play, Yampy SMP has something for everyone!

Features:

Feature	Description
	Explore stunning landscapes, mountains and new diverse biomes.
Dungeons & Taverns	Plenty of structures to explore.
Shop Keepers	Interactable NPCs with lore scattered across the map.
Quality of Life Improvements	Features like one player sleep, fire tick off, and no mob griefing.
Proximity Chat	Communicate and build stories easily with nearby players.
Dynmap	Dynamic map to keep track of the world and builds, see who’s online.
Heads	A way to decorate while maintaining a vanilla feel.

Build Your Own Kingdom

Create and expand your own kingdom, contribute to the shopping district, and help build a thriving community.

Trailer Video Coming Soon

Stay tuned for our trailer video on our YouTube channel showcasing all the amazing features and builds on Yampy SMP.

How to Join

Join the discord and speak to the mods to apply for the whitelist to become part of our growing community. Don’t miss out on the fun and adventure! Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, we are whitelisted. Join the Discord to apply for the whitelist.
Are content creators welcome?	Yes, we welcome both content creators and non-content creators.
Can players create their own kingdom?	Yes, players can create and expand their own kingdom on the server.
Is the server semi-vanilla?	Yes, the server is semi-vanilla with added features for an engaging experience.
What features are included in the server?	Features include Terralith & Tectonic generation, dungeons & taverns, shop keepers, quality of life improvements, proximity chat, dynmap, and more.

Friday Night Memories Minecraft Server

airing, binge watching, binge-worthy, comedy, couch potato, Drama, Entertainment, FRIDAY, Friday Nights, Memories, Minecraft, night, Nostalgia, Opinions, Recommendations, reviews, Server, Show, streaming, Suspense, television, Thriller, TV series, weekend

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Oh honey, let me tell you about this Minecraft server! It’s like a Friday night TV show, but better! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported to a world where pigs fly (literally), diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s a wild ride, I tell ya!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. And let me tell you, Larry’s wishes are no joke – last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up with a diamond castle bigger than the entire server!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as entertaining as a Friday night TV show, look no further. Join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Minecraft SMP: Wow CG – Crafty Gamers!

Blackrock Mountain, Blizzard, camper, classic, classic gaming, Community, Crafty, Dungeons, Edition, FANTASY, Gamers, Gaming, Leveling, Minecraft, mmorpg, Nostalgia, Online Multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Raids, role playing, smp, strategy, World of Warcraft, wow

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to the Blackrock Mountain Camper Edition! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where you actually have to, like, do stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage camping! That’s right, just find a cozy spot on the mountain and never move again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare breed that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch one, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night? It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft, complete with glowstone dance floors and creeper bartenders.

So why wait? Join the Blackrock Mountain Camper Edition today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

TherapistTakedown

blended families, Communication Issues, coping with loss, Emotional healing, family dynamics, Family Therapy, Grief, listening skills, loss of a parent, loyalty, loyalty to deceased parent, mother-daughter relationship, parent-child relationships, setting boundaries, stepfamily conflicts, Stepfather, teenage emotions, TherapistTakedown, therapy progress, therapy sessions, unresolved issues

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mines Excavated:	2705
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchantments Applied:	170
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and outrageous stories that will make your therapy sessions seem tame in comparison.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family therapy session on steroids. With a mom who thinks her new husband is better than the last one (even though he’s dead), and a sister who refuses to join in on the fun, you’ll never have a dull moment.

But wait, there’s more! Our therapist NPCs are constantly getting shut down by the mom NPC, making for some hilarious role-playing scenarios. And if you dare to challenge the mom NPC, get ready for some epic battles of wit and willpower.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your family dynamics, come join us for a wild ride. Who needs therapy when you have this level of insanity to keep you entertained? Join now and let the drama unfold!

DisappointingFruit Minecraft SMP

Appearance, Deception, disappointing fruit, DisappointingFruit, Disappointment, false advertising, first try, Fruit, fruit disappointment, fruit letdown, initial impression, letdown, Minecraft, misleading, misleading appearance, slap, smp, Surprising, surprising fruit, Taste, underwhelming, unexpected, unexpected taste

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	224
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of joining Minecraft SMPs that promise the world but deliver a measly apple? Look no further, because our server is the juiciest fruit in the bunch! We guarantee that our server will slap harder than a watermelon at a summer picnic.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant strawberries that shoot laser beams, mining for diamonds in a pineapple mine, and taming wild kiwi birds to ride into battle. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have started wearing banana costumes!

Don’t be a sour grape and miss out on all the fun. Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a fruity adventure like no other. Remember, when life gives you lemons, throw them at your friends in our server!

BandBlocker: No More Nickelback!

band breakup, BandBlocker, BETRAYAL, change of taste, cringe-worthy, Disappointment, emotions, Evolution, ex-favourite band, growth, Lyrics, Memories, moving on, Music, Nickelback, no longer listen, Nostalgia, Outdated, overplayed, past, reasons, Sound

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Are you tired of listening to your ex-favorite band because they broke your heart with their latest album? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict ban on all music from that band! Join us and never have to suffer through their songs again while you build your dream world filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and pigs riding on top of creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to fly like a chicken with a jetpack. So come on down and leave your ex-favorite band in the dust as you embark on a hilarious and wacky adventure with us!

MissileCraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5727
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Yo, so like, on this wack Minecraft server, we got some crazy shiz happening. Like, did you know Blinken said Russia got some freakin’ ballistic missiles from Iran? Like, what the actual heck, bro? But don’t worry, on our server, we got some next level protection against those missiles. Our admins are like wizards, casting spells to keep us safe while we build our epic bases and mine for diamonds.

And get this, we got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas. They’re all like, “Mwahaha, we will rule this land with our fluffy cuteness!” But don’t worry, we got our own army of flying pigs to combat them. It’s like a freakin’ animal war up in here.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us, come on over to our server. We promise you won’t be bored, and you might even witness a llama riding a pig into battle. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

MissileCraft: SanctionedIran

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	95
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff happenin’ here. like, one time, a creeper rode a pig into battle against a bunch of skeletons. it was wild, man.

and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic adventures ever. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking sheep named Steve. he’s a real character, let me tell ya.

plus, we have the best parties in all of Minecraft. we once threw a disco party in the Nether and even the ghasts were gettin’ down. it was lit, fam.

so, like, join this server if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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