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DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP

comedy, corny, dad bod, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad life, dad sneakers, dad style, DadJokeMaster, Father, funny, go to, humor, Laughter, Minecraft, one-liners, parenting, Punny, Puns, silly, smp

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. It’s like a magical land full of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes fighting evil mobs.

Join us and you’ll be showered with diamonds and enchanted gear. We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like golden apples and dragon eggs. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never run out of people to prank and troll.

So come on, don’t be a noob. Join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your inner meme lord. We promise you’ll never look back, unless a creeper blows you up. LOL!

Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

DILF’s Craft Minecraft Server

Built 4 DILFs, Craft, dad accessories, dad blog, dad bod, dad essentials, dad fashion, dad fashion trends, dad gifts, dad grooming, dad hat, dad influencer, dad jeans, dad jokes, dad life, dad sneakers, dad style, DILFS, fashion for dads, Fatherhood, Menswear, Minecraft, Server, Wednesday Edition

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Wednesday edition where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking chicken who led them on a quest to find the elusive Golden Carrot of Destiny. Along the way, they battled evil llamas, rode on the backs of flying sheep, and even had a dance-off with a zombie. And guess what? They found the Golden Carrot and became the ruler of the server, with all the power and glory that comes with it.

But that’s not all! On our Wednesday edition, you can also participate in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most outrageous structures using only dirt and cobblestone. The winner gets a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and can fly you to the moon and back.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Wednesday edition and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

BusStopPlayground

access blockage, Accidents, aita, bus coordinator, bus stop, BusStopPlayground, children’s safety, football, garage door, HOA restrictions, Injuries, local law enforcement, neighbors, Playground, private drive, school principal, Soccer, trespassing, water balloon party

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic private drive you’ll ever see! Forget about building castles and farms, here you can deal with parents and their pesky children all day long.

Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of kids using the private drive as a playground, trespassing on our properties, and blocking access like it’s their job. But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battles of parents and their army of children (over 12 parents and 25 kids, to be exact) as they take over the private drive for hours on end.

And don’t even get us started on the end of the year water balloon party that the parents throw – it’s a sight to behold! But fear not, we’ve got your back with our no gates or signs policy, because who needs rules when you’ve got chaos?

So come on down to our server and join the fun – just be prepared to defend your property from the ultimate invasion of parents and children. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t be accused of ruining anyone’s childhoods!

TimeTraveler in Minecraft SMP

“Youth, advice, aging, Experience, guidance, hindsight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, looking back, Maturity, Minecraft, past mistakes, personal growth, perspective, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp, time travel, TimeTraveler, wisdom

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mines Excavated:	2700
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Ores Mined:	9364

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to go back in time and give your younger self some epic advice! Imagine being able to warn mini-you about all the embarrassing moments, bad haircuts, and cringy crushes that lie ahead. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a time machine disguised as a pixelated block world. So not only can you drop some wisdom on your past self, but you can also mine diamonds in the Jurassic era and battle creepers in ancient Egypt. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to rewrite history and have a blast doing it!

BlockyAchievements

Accomplishments.., Achievements, BlockyAchievements, challenges overcome, goals achieved, life accomplishments, life achievements, life experiences, life highlights, memorable achievements, Milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, personal successes, positive experiences, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant milestones, success

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magic Items Found:	1640	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Have you ever built a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano while riding a pig? Have you ever battled a group of evil chickens trying to take over the world with their army of zombie cows? Well, if you haven’t, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

Our server is like no other, with endless possibilities for adventure and mischief. We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes and enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers. We also have epic PvP battles where you can show off your skills and defeat your enemies in epic fashion.

But that’s not all! We have a community of players who are always ready to help and have a good laugh. We host weekly events like costume parties where you can dress up as your favorite Minecraft character and dance the night away in our virtual nightclub.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start making memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

CraftyCommiesVSUSImperialists

Aiding, Allies, Chinese, compliance, cooperation, CraftyCommiesVSUSImperialists, Defense, Diplomacy, enforcement, Exports, firms, international relations, Military, national security, restrictions, Russian, sanctions, Targets, Technology, Trade, U.S

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

lol u kno wat u shud do instead of worryin bout all dat political drama? join dis EPIC minecraft server where u can escape all dat real world craziness and build ur own empire! we got dragons flyin around, unicorns poopin rainbows, and u can even ride a giant chicken into battle! plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for cookies. so come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether or not ur house is creeper-proof!

Welcome to The Gates of Valhalla, where even the chickens are mature and unique! (16+) 🐔🍖

Abilities, Adventure, Challenges, chickens, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, GATES, Items, legend, Mature, new, Possibilities, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Resources, Secrets, smp, storylines, Survival, THRIVING, Unique, Valhalla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Potions Brewed:	51
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Valhalla Minecraft Server Overview

🧬 Unique Progression System	In Valhalla, progress is more than just leveling up. Every step you take and every challenge you overcome brings you closer to unlocking exclusive abilities, powerful items, and ranks that truly set you apart from the rest.
🌍 Brand New World	The Gates Of Valhalla is opening its doors to a completely new world, filled with untapped resources, hidden secrets, and endless possibilities.
	Dive deep into immersive storylines that evolve with the community. From daily challenges to epic adventures, your actions will influence the world around you, making your mark on the history of Valhalla.
🌕 Dynamic Challenges	Survive the unpredictable dangers that await in the night, where the world changes and new threats emerge. Only the bravest will conquer the challenges that lie in wait.
🎉 Community & Events	Join a thriving, mature community where teamwork and camaraderie are key. Participate in weekly events that test your skills, creativity, and strategy.
🚀 Server Just Opened!	This is your chance to be part of something extraordinary right from the start. Whether you’re looking to build, explore, or dominate, there’s a place for you in Valhalla.

FAQs

Q: What is the Server IP?

A: You can connect to the server using the IP gates.ValhallaCraft.org.

Q: How can I join the Discord community?

A: You can join our Discord community by visiting http://www.valhallacraft.org.

Q: What sets Valhalla apart from other Minecraft servers?

A: Valhalla offers a unique progression system, a brand new world with endless possibilities, epic quests and storylines, dynamic challenges, a thriving community with regular events, and the opportunity to be part of a server that has just opened.

WhiTeGuy’sCraft Minecraft Server

common behavior, cultural norms, cultural perceptions, cultural stereotypes, ethnic stereotypes, Minecraft, race relations, racial assumptions, racial bias, racial discrimination, racial expectations, racial generalizations, racial identity, racial profiling, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal stereotypes, Stereotypes, white guy, white privilege, WhiTeGuysCraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Void Gems Collected:	35
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to spice things up and join a server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the land. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – exploding pigs! Yes, you heard that right. These pigs are armed with TNT and ready to take down those pesky chickens once and for all.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, who will guide you on a quest to find the mystical diamond llama hidden deep within the mines. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nyan Cat, who will grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even for a white guy like you!

BornToMine Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, Born, BornToMine, Despair, Environment, fucked up, genetics, Hope, intervention, Lifetime, mental health, Minecraft, nature vs nurture, pessimism, Possibility, pre-disposed, Psychology, Recovery, resilience, Save, smp, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Animals Bred:	26
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious SMP out there? We’ve got a server full of players who were born with a special talent for causing absolute mayhem wherever they go.

Picture this: one player was born with a curse that makes them explode every time they try to mine diamonds. Another player has a pet chicken that follows them around everywhere, constantly laying eggs that turn into creepers. And don’t even get us started on the player who can summon an army of angry llamas with just a flick of their wrist.

If you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos, then this is the place for you. Join us and see if you can survive the madness – or better yet, become the most legendary troublemaker of them all!

GrudgeBuster Minecraft Server

age gap, alternative style, Apology, birthday celebration, black sheep, childhood tantrum, college applications, Communication, emotional baggage, family dynamics, family trip, forgiveness, grudge, GrudgeBuster, healing, insensitivity, Minecraft, neurodivergent, personal growth, Server, toxic relationships, Understanding

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Votes:	9340
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Magic Items Found:	1988
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and toxic dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to start fresh and build your own world where age gaps and grudges don’t exist!

Our server is the perfect place to let go of past tantrums and blow out your own candles (virtually, of course). Let your creativity soar as you navigate through different challenges and make new friends who won’t judge you based on your past meltdowns.

Don’t let a grudge hold you back from joining our server and having a blast! Who needs family drama when you can create your own epic adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join now and leave the past behind – we promise there won’t be any cake-related meltdowns here!

CraftyNameChangeZonks

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Animals Bred:	160
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	New Chunks Explored:	128574
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of being stuck with a name that doesn’t suit you? Do you want to change your identity and start fresh? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate name-changing experience like never before!

Imagine being abandoned as a baby, growing up in foster care, and being stuck with a name that means nothing to you. But fear not, on our server, you can change your name to whatever you want, whenever you want! Say goodbye to boring names like Charlotte and hello to the fabulous world of Kenzie!

Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery as you navigate through the complexities of changing your name in a virtual world. Our server is filled with supportive players who understand the importance of choosing a name that truly represents who you are.

So why wait? Leave behind the shackles of your old identity and embrace the freedom of choosing your own name on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend who will help you pick the perfect name for your new beginning. Join us now and start your epic name-changing adventure!

UselessPowerMan – Minecraft SMP

creativity, daydreaming, dreamer, FANTASY, Fun, imagination, make believe, Minecraft, playful, PRETEND, silly, smp, SuperHero, superhero ability, superhero dream, superhero fantasy, SUPERPOWER, useless power, UselessPowerMan, WHIMSICAL, whimsy, Wishful thinking

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4880
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is being able to mine diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become a superhero with the completely useless power of being able to summon an army of chickens to do your bidding! Imagine the chaos and confusion you can cause as you unleash your feathered army upon unsuspecting players.

Join our server and show off your useless superpower to the world. Watch as your enemies run in fear from the sheer ridiculousness of your chicken army. And who knows, maybe one day your useless power will come in handy and save the day in the most unexpected way possible.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and become the hero no one asked for but everyone needs. Who needs super strength or flying abilities when you have the power of chickens at your fingertips? It’s time to cluck things up and show the world what you’re made of!