Dad Jokes R Us

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u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

CraftyCreeperz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as Jew-free as a ham sandwich on Yom Kippur? Look no further, because on our server, you won’t find a single Jewish block in sight! Our founding settlers didn’t just move up north to start Canada for no reason – they knew America was gonna be overrun by Jews and they wanted a safe haven for their pixelated adventures. So come join us and build your dream world without any pesky Jewish bankers ruining your fun! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they might be secretly controlled by the Illuminati…oops, did we say too much? Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s kosher-certified and Jew-free!

Blocky Booty Bumps: Henya’s Anal Adventure Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as having anal sex with Henya! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on our server, you can find a magical diamond sword that was forged by a unicorn’s fart. Yes, you heard that right. This sword is so powerful that it can turn your enemies into chickens with just one swing! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server, there lies a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And the only way to unlock it is by doing the Chicken Dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on our server.

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to experience what it’s like to have anal sex with Henya (Disclaimer: Henya is a fictional character and any resemblance to real persons is purely coincidental).

The Misplaced Woods: Where Trees Play Hide and Seek {1.20.1} – Noisy Bark Chat

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Minecraft Server Overview
A fresh, semi-vanilla voice chat Minecraft server that expands upon and enhances the basic features of Minecraft!

FAQ

What kind of features are you enhancing upon?

We implement the use of simple voice chat, a mod that enhances the player’s experience with each other as they play. We’re unique as there are not many expansive community SMP servers that use simple voice chat.
We enhance on survival features, for example; the mcMMO plugin, which expands on items with something like acrobatics, where the higher your acrobatics level is, the least fall damage you take, and you may explore more than that!
Speaking of that, mcMMO also expands upon items such as abilities, where you are capable of using these abilities with certain levels such as the Drill ability when you reach a high enough mining level.
We also have an easier use of travelling, with the use of waystones! Where you are given a set amount of waystones, both private and public to be able to easily transport between bases and locations.
RTP is also available, for those of you who are only just discovering the early game in order to find an area where people haven’t been and easily build up a base.

What type of unique features does your server bring to the table?

We possess the ability to use custom bosses, meaning there will be events where you are capable of fighting epic bosses with your friends and earn rewards!
Crates! While this may deter people, we guarantee that there is no pay-to-win involved with this server, as all Crates give the same level of gear no matter what and everyone can get keys for said crates through voting sites.
Custom items, all unique and cool, they can also possess unique attributes, that make the experience that much more fun and unique.
In the near future, we are also planning to add custom quests, custom NPCs in order to make the server feel that much more alive.
A cohesive story. Many servers may possess our ideas and even implement them, but where many fail; the Lost Forest possesses a cohesive storyline and lore that almost any player can take part of.

Why should we join as a member of the community?

The Lost Forest possesses an array of active staff that will be happy to help and guide you, just open a ticket and you will be guaranteed a response, no matter how small it may be.
In order to have a cohesive story, we need a cohesive community. Players who already play are cohesive, kind and welcoming, and if that isn’t the case..
We possess an active ruleset that is enforced strictly and as quickly as possible, if a player breaks a rule then they will be deal with as soon as a member of staff capable of doing so is online, which is nearly always!
We will do our best to make you feel welcomed, and ensure you have the most optimal experience on our server!
You can find us here at the TLF Discord and on the Server itself!
We expect you to respect others and look at the RULES!

IP	thelostforest
Discord	https://discord.gg/NAm5YsK3Kz
Youtube	The Lost Forest SMP – YouTube

BlondeCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the concept of visual novels to a whole new level! Instead of reading about romance and drama, you’ll be living it out in blocky pixelated form.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where every decision you make could lead to a different ending – will you choose the path of love or the path of destruction?

But that’s not all – we have special events where you can battle against giant anime characters and unlock hidden storylines that will blow your mind.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of visual novels in a whole new way. Just remember to bring your Japanese locale settings and be prepared for some epic plot twists!

Blocky Master Chief Adventures

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is owned by Microsoft, which means we have all the best games at our fingertips!

Imagine playing Halo in Minecraft, or even Doom and Call of Duty! And just wait, Half-lifeFPS Smash Bros is on the horizon – you won’t find that kind of action anywhere else! Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Townscraft: Where we build villages and argue about whose turn it is on the enchantment table

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Townscraft Server Overview

Server Name	Townscraft
Focus	Survival Multiplayer server that focuses on creating towns
Features	Houses, shops, farms, community events
Server Type	Whitelisted SMP

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing town?	Yes, you can join an already existing town.
How can I create a new town?	You can create new towns with three or more members.
What if I prefer to be a solo player?	You can choose to be a solo nomad on the server.
Is the server vanilla?	The server tries to maintain a mostly vanilla experience.
How are griefing and theft prevented?	The server uses Coreprotect to protect against griefing and theft.
How often are server resets?	Resets are very far apart, with the first season running for 20 months.
Are there community events?	Yes, the server occasionally hosts community events for players to participate in.

HighCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where trading is taken to a whole new level! Our players are so generous, they’ll trade you 6 diamonds for just 1 iron ingot! Plus, our virtual economy is so wild, you might just score a free enchanted sword for giving someone a stack of dirt. It’s a crazy world out there, so come join the fun and see what kind of insane deals you can make!

Crafty Liar’s Den: Where the truth is as rare as a pink sheep in a diamond mine

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles where players shoot arrows between each other’s legs for ultimate engagement! Our community is filled with the wildest players who will keep you on your toes at all times.

Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident internet dregs who never miss a chance to stir up some chaos. So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself!

Robo’s Semi-Spicy Vanilla World – No Robots Allowed! 1.20.4

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Server Name	Robo’s World
Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
Map Reset	No
Whitelisted	Yes

Overview:

Robo’s World is a small whitelisted community-driven semi-vanilla SMP that does not reset the map. Led by Robo, the server is dedicated to providing a vanilla Minecraft experience in the spirit of Hermitcraft SMP, with a focus on collaboration and creativity. There is a strict no stealing or griefing policy, and all gameplay is done in survival mode.

Apply for membership on the Discord server via the link provided.

FAQ:

1. How do I apply to join Robo’s World?

To apply for membership, you must join the Discord server using the provided link and follow the instructions in the #apply channel.

2. Is the server modded or vanilla?

Robo’s World is a semi-vanilla server, meaning it uses minimal plugins to enhance gameplay but remains true to the vanilla Minecraft experience.

3. Does the server reset the map?

No, the server does not reset the map, allowing players to build and create in a consistent world over time.

4. What are the rules regarding griefing and stealing?

There is a strict no griefing or stealing policy on Robo’s World. Players are expected to respect each other’s builds and belongings.

5. Can I collaborate with other players on the server?

Yes, collaboration is encouraged on Robo’s World. Players can work together on community projects, builds, and events.

KabuCraft LOLz

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our infamous Chapter 36: Door.

Legend has it that once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a mysterious door in the server. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to open it. Little did they know, this door led to a secret realm filled with endless diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear!

But here’s the catch – only those who join our server can find this magical door. It’s like a treasure hunt, but way cooler because you get to mine and build while you search for it. Plus, we have flying pigs that drop bacon and rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds. Yes, you read that right.

So if you’re ready for an adventure of a lifetime, join our server and see if you can uncover the secrets of Chapter 36: Door. Trust us, you won’t regret it!