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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 3099 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Villages Defended: | 12 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Join our server and start dropping phrases like “yeet” and “sksksksk” in casual conversation. Show off your sick dance moves with the floss and the dab, guaranteed to make her wish she was adopted. And if you really want to push her buttons, challenge her to a build battle and show her who the real blocky boss is.
So come on down to our server and level up your dad game. Who knows, you might even earn yourself a begrudging eye roll of approval from your Gen Z daughter.