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  • CraftyDadJokes

    CraftyDadJokes

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dad joke paradise! Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off as we tell the most epic dad jokes in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it, if you can make the admins laugh with your dad joke, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block bigger than your head! So come on down to our server and show us your best dad jokes, because here, the punnier, the better!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Dad Jokes R Us

    Dad Jokes R Us

    New Minecraft Servers

    u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP

    DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the other day, I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret tunnel that led me to a village full of talking llamas who told me the funniest dad jokes ever. I was laughing so hard, I almost fell off my minecart! And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like one time we replaced all the sheep in someone’s farm with pink llamas wearing sunglasses. It was epic, bro! So if you want to join in on the madness and have a blast with us, come on over and let’s build some ridiculous structures and have a blast together! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter, then maybe you should stay away. But seriously, join us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DadCraft Minecraft Server

    DadCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on your pixelated walls? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where the dads are not just legends, they are the stuff of Minecraft myths.

    Picture this: a server where the dads are so skilled at building, they can create entire cities in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it that one dad even built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just for fun. And that’s not all – these dads are also master fighters, taking on creepers and zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile.

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot, secret passageways that lead to enchanted realms, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Dad Cave, where all the dads gather to swap stories and share tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and become part of the dad lore that will go down in history as the most epic adventure ever told. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MethCraft: Proteomic Adventure

    MethCraft: Proteomic Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, totally wild and crazy, just like those long-term Methamphetamine users in that research study. But instead of proteins and cognitive stuff, we got blocks and creepers!

    Join this server if you wanna uncover the proteomic landscape of Minecraft, where every block tells a story and every mob is a potential research subject. We’ve got 23 differentially expressed creepers ready to explode your mind with cognitive dysfunction and health impacts. It’s like a science experiment, but with more explosions and less lab coats.

    So, come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life research when you can study the effects of TNT on unsuspecting villagers? This server is where the real discoveries are made, one block at a time. Let’s get crafting, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ExeosCraft: Where your diamonds are as rare as a player without a creeper explosion story!

    ExeosCraft: Where your diamonds are as rare as a player without a creeper explosion story!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name ExeosCraft
    Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Server Version 1.17+
    Server IP (Java) play.ExeosCraft.com
    Server IP (Bedrock) play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Overview

    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity. Our server has been running smoothly since June 2020 with a massive map that will never reset. We offer a fair and inclusive environment, custom plugins, and unique features for both Java and Bedrock players.

    FAQ:

    Q: Does the server have a world reset?

    A: No, our server has a massive 35,000×35,000 map that will never reset.

    Q: Are there any pay-to-win aspects on the server?

    A: No, we promise fairness for all players without any pay-to-win features.

    Q: What happens to donations received by the server?

    A: All excess donations go towards supporting various charities and giveaways.

    Q: Is the server inclusive and safe for all players?

    A: Yes, hate speech is not tolerated and ExeosCraft is a safe space for everyone, including the LGBTQ+ community.

    Q: Are there custom plugins on the server?

    A: Yes, we have hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience and keep things exciting for players.

    Q: Can players suggest new features for the server?

    A: Yes, players can join our Discord and suggest new features for upcoming updates.

    Q: Can I protect my builds on the server?

    A: Yes, we offer a Land Claim feature to protect all your precious builds.

    Q: Are there leaderboards on the server?

    A: Yes, players can compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards to showcase their achievements.

    Q: Is the server difficulty set to Hard?

    A: Yes, the server difficulty is set to Hard for a challenging gameplay experience.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FelonCraft Minecraft Server

    FelonCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a country founded by felons? Want to join the right side of history and move to a land of epic Minecraft adventures? Look no further than our server! We have rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to bust a move. Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MineArt – Minecraft server

    MineArt – Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your unforgivable fetishes come to life? Look no further! Join our server for new and seasoned artists looking for advice, critique, and support. But beware, we do not welcome /ic/ crabs or bad faith critique – we only accept the most outrageous and hilarious creations.

    Join now and unleash your creativity with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play on our server. Build your wildest dreams and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret world filled with talking animals and mystical creatures. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TransManWalkHome Minecraft Server

    TransManWalkHome Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in walking home with trans men for safety reasons! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and misunderstandings just like in this crazy story.

    Are you tired of being accused of being transphobic for simply wanting to walk home with a friend? Well, on our server, we encourage all types of friendships and support, no matter what the haters say!

    Join us for a rift-inducing experience where you never know who will side with you or who will turn against you. It’s like living in a real-life soap opera, but in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    So come on down and join our server for a chance to walk home with your favorite trans man and maybe even start some drama of your own. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a wild adventure that you’ll never forget!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NoDiscountNoEntry

    NoDiscountNoEntry

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with fake names, suspicious invitations, and generous hosts like Ron who will cater to your every need (discounts included)!

    Experience the thrill of hanging up on friends, cooling down after realizing you may have been a dick, and questioning your own asshole-ish behavior. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in the virtual world of Minecraft?

    So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where anything can happen, and remember – it’s not just a game, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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