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BlockyMidlifeCrisis

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6966

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids who think they know everything? Join our server where the average age is 40 and we know how to have a good time!

Forget about building boring houses and farms, on our server, we have epic battles with mobs that will make your heart race faster than a 20-year-old on a caffeine high.

We also have secret underground societies where players in their 40s gather to discuss the best ways to combat aging. Who needs anti-aging cream when you have enchanted potions?

So if you want to experience Minecraft like never before and learn the secrets of eternal youth (or at least how to survive a creeper explosion without breaking a hip), join our server today!

Bay Area Block Party

adaptation strategies, annual events, AREA, Bay, BLOCK, climate change, climate resilience, coastal communities, coastal infrastructure, coastal management, coastal vulnerability, compound coastal flooding, environmental changes, extreme weather, flood mitigation, flood risk, frequency of flooding, long-term impacts, Party, projected flooding, San Francisco Bay, sea level projections, Sea Level Rise

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5

yo, come join our epic minecraft server, where we got compound coastal flooding like you’ve never seen before! forget about building boring houses, here you gotta build epic floating fortresses to survive the annual floods caused by climate change.

imagine the thrill of trying to keep your base afloat as the water rises, testing your survival skills to the max. with sea levels rising up to 1.5 meters, you gotta think fast and build faster if you wanna stay dry.

so if you’re looking for a wild and wacky minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can ride the waves to victory! who needs land when you can conquer the seas?

What is the IP for Johnny and Marty Minecraft Server?

BROOKHAVEN, brookhaven 🏡rp, Cash, comedy, CRAZY FAN GIRLS, funny, funny cats, Funny Moments, grinch, grinch roblox, Hide and seek, I Cooked My Friend in 21 Different Ways In Roblox!, Johnny, johnny and marty, Marty, Minecraft, mm2 gameplay, mm2 leaks, ragdoll, Rivals, roblox, roblox brookhaven, roblox funny, roblox meme, roblox obby, roblox prop hunt, roblox rivals, roblox roleplay, Roxy and Omz, Server, sunny roblox, try not to laugh challenge, wwe 2k24, wwe roblox

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6675	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Johnny and Marty are talented musicians with a passion for creating original music. Johnny is a skilled guitarist and songwriter, while Marty is a talented vocalist and lyricist. Together, they form a dynamic duo that brings a unique blend of rock and folk influences to their sound. With impressive musical chemistry and a strong stage presence, Johnny and Marty have captivated audiences with their energetic live performances and catchy melodies. Their dedication to their craft and distinctive musical style have earned them a dedicated fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry.

The Better Build Co. 1.20.5

1.20.5, better, British Broadcasting Corporation, BUILD, long tail tags: television network, media outlet, news organization, public service broadcaster, the BBC, you

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	144	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server where the BBC is better than you! Why should you join? Well, because on this server, the pigs are actually undercover agents for the British Broadcasting Corporation. Imagine the chaos of trying to build your house while dodging sneaky pigs trying to steal your secrets for the news! It’s a wild ride, man. Plus, the sheep are all trained opera singers who will serenade you as you mine for diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the cows that can recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a total mind-bending experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come join us and see for yourself why the BBC reigns supreme in this wacky world!

PuppyPals Minecraft Server

#PuppyPals, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, mental health, Minecraft, pet adoption, pet aggression, pet behavior, pet behavior issues, pet care, pet care challenges, pet ownership, pet ownership challenges, pet problems, pet rehoming, pet responsibilities, pet training, pet training difficulties, pet training responsibilities, rehoming pets, relationship issues, Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6955
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Emeralds Found:	8723	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of dealing with a naughty, aggressive dog that’s not even yours? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and relax without worrying about territorial dogs biting holes through ears.

We understand the struggle of living with a dog who thinks running around the block is a fun game and barking at the window all day is a full-time job. That’s why our server is a dog-free zone, so you can focus on your own virtual adventures without any distractions.

Don’t let a troublesome pup ruin your day – join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Who needs a break from reality when you can escape to a world where the only aggressive behavior you’ll encounter is a creeper blowing up your house? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

CouchPotatoCraft

aita, assumption, battle, Buy, Couch, CouchPotatoCraft, dog, Friend, Furniture, husband, in-laws, MIL, MONEY, re-doing, recliner, Refuse, Scratch, stand up, Style, Therapy, tv room

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Void Gems Collected:	37	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and furniture wars.

Picture this: your in-laws bought a couch that your dog allegedly scratched, but it was hidden so no one noticed. Then, they give the couch to your husband’s friend, leaving you with a broken recliner couch in your TV room. Now, your husband is hinting that he wants you to buy them a new couch because, well, why not?

But fear not, on our server, you can escape the real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only battles you’ll be facing are against creepers and zombies. So come join us and leave the couch drama behind – unless, of course, you want to build a virtual couch empire in Minecraft!

TaxationIsTheftMC SMP

budget allocation, education, financial resources., fiscal policy, funds, Government, government finance, government funding, government revenue, government spending, Military, public finance, public infrastructure, public services, Roads, smp, social services, Taxation, taxation debate, taxation system, TaxationIsTheftMC, theft

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Buildings Constructed:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Lol, bro, forget all that serious stuff! Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic time of your life! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow up stuff for fun. Plus, our president is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, a secret treasure hunt where you can win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?), and every Friday night we have a dance party in the Nether with DJ Enderman spinning the sickest beats.

So forget about taxes and government stuff, come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and let’s have a blast together! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, because you’re gonna be laughing and playing for hours on end. See you in the game, bro!

TimeTravelingNightmares

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, climate change, cultural diversity, Electronic commerce., environmental degradation, gender equality, genetic engineering, Globalization, internet usage, lgbtq rights, mass surveillance, medical advancements, modern technology, nuclear weapons, Political Correctness, social media, space exploration, TimeTravelingNightmares, virtual reality, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience something so wild and wacky that it would make a time traveler from 100 years ago faint in disbelief? Then come join our server where the chaos never ends!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, offering you a quest to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny. And that’s just the beginning!

Every hour on the server, a giant chicken wearing a tutu will descend from the sky and challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle for their pet pig and bragging rights for eternity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Creeper Carnival” where creepers ride roller coasters, play carnival games, and even host a fashion show featuring the latest in explosive fashion trends.

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server around, join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it (okay, maybe a little).

Spider Funnel Venom

antivenom production, arachnology, australian wildlife, biochemical studies, funnel, species differentiation, spider, spider biology, spider classification, spider identification, spider research, spider species, spider taxonomy, spider venom, Sydney funnel-web spiders, taxonomy, VENOM, venom research, venomous animals, venomous arachnids, venomous creatures, venomous insects, venomous spiders

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got Sydney funnel-web spiders running around everywhere, but don’t worry, they’re actually three different species, so it’s like a spider party up in here. And get this, joining the server will help with antivenom production, like you’re basically a superhero saving lives just by playing Minecraft. Plus, we’re doing biochemical studies on spider venom, because why not? Who knew playing a blocky game could be so educational and life-saving? Join now and become a spider scientist, or just have a blast dodging venomous spiders while building your dream castle. It’s a win-win, bro.

EienCraft Extended 1.21

action games, Admyra Wyvernhart, Amora Lumina, Animal Crossing, asmr, Blaise Shinryu, COSPLAY, CunnieWhore, drawing, EIEN Archives., EienCraft, eiex, EIEX girls., Ekkomori, extended, FerumiKaipa, Halo, horror games, indie games, Kilia Kurayami, League, mecha fan, Mira Monsoon, Music, Nanimo Navi, Nemo Nevermore, nier, retro games, Skye Senfort, Skye’s FAT tits Edition, Speedrunning, weeb, zatsu, Zumi Dokumi

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Star Shards Collected:	234	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Skye’s FAT tits Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, we’ve got Ekkomori giving you a loud GFE, horror games, music, and ASMR. Plus, Amora Lumina is here being a silly noblewoman, speedrunning, and drawing like a boss. And don’t forget about FerumiKaipa, the unhinged tomboy who loves indie games and retro games. Skye Senfort is also here, a dorky mecha fan who slays at action games and zatsu, all while drawing like a pro. Nemo Nevermore might be a bit batshit crazy, but she’s healing and playing League, Animal Crossing, and Halo. Mira Monsoon brings the energy with horror games and drawing, while Blaise Shinryu is the ironic weeb who dominates action games, Nier, and cosplay. And let’s not forget Admyra Wyvernhart and CunnieWhore, they’re here too! Graduates like Kilia Kurayami, Zumi Dokumi, and Nanimo Navi are also part of our history. Check out the EIEN Archives for more info and hop on our server for a crazy good time! Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it!