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CraftyDadJokes

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dad joke paradise! Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off as we tell the most epic dad jokes in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it, if you can make the admins laugh with your dad joke, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block bigger than your head! So come on down to our server and show us your best dad jokes, because here, the punnier, the better!

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3742	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6508
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the other day, I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret tunnel that led me to a village full of talking llamas who told me the funniest dad jokes ever. I was laughing so hard, I almost fell off my minecart! And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like one time we replaced all the sheep in someone’s farm with pink llamas wearing sunglasses. It was epic, bro! So if you want to join in on the madness and have a blast with us, come on over and let’s build some ridiculous structures and have a blast together! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter, then maybe you should stay away. But seriously, join us, you won’t regret it!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5238
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6080	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on your pixelated walls? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where the dads are not just legends, they are the stuff of Minecraft myths.

Picture this: a server where the dads are so skilled at building, they can create entire cities in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it that one dad even built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just for fun. And that’s not all – these dads are also master fighters, taking on creepers and zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot, secret passageways that lead to enchanted realms, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Dad Cave, where all the dads gather to swap stories and share tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and become part of the dad lore that will go down in history as the most epic adventure ever told. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelSource

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

PixelSource! Custom Survival experience! Creative and more to come! Currently VOTING on the next Gamemode on the Discord! Shops, Quests, Custom Map Generation, NPCs, Auction House and more! We aim to bring a fun and friendly Survival Experience to ALL players! No Pay To Win features period! Only features you can pay for with real money are Cosmetic Items ONLY! So you do not have to worry about your fellow players getting an advantage through paying EVER!

pixelsource.apexmc.co

Colesium

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2867	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Colesium.org is a 1.19.4 Java anarchy server.

colesium.org

Alacity

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ores Mined:	1118
Towns Built:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Alacity is an Anarchy Server. This means that we bring a server with no rules with minimum gameplay changes, all while trying to be able to hold as many players online as possible with low amounts of lag. Alacity was created with the hopes of being better than every other Anarchy server as there was a lack of playable servers, due to them often having unplayable lag. It was created to be the best Anarchy server that is more exciting, and lag-free. The server’s map was created on June 22nd 2022 and will never reset Discord: http://discord.gg/qYGCTFNCjN Server IP: alacity.net Server Versions: 1.12+

alacity.net

YamSky

PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Astral Projections Made:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

YamSky is a Skyblock server open since May 2023 from 1.8 to 1.20.1, with unique gameplay, all on a fantasy theme!

play.yamsky.fr:25788

60Builders90Tools

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4047
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Animals Bred:	159

Hey you, yes you. Do you want to join a new anarchy server? Like 2b2t and others. Come join 60b90t. Have some fun in this new server. Do as you like. New map. New server. Idk if there is a dupe tho. lmao. come join

60b90t.aternos.me:25708

ReBox

Economy, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dimension Hops:	12

ReBox is a BoxPVP server. For now, ReBox in development and doesn’t have donates yet. Join now and play for 30 minutes to gain beta tester role

d6.joinserver.xyz:25990

MineSquare

Cross-Play, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	115	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

MineSquare is a free server based on survival as close to vanilla as possible – Evolve, join cities, or create your own city. Build large-scale buildings, mechanisms, develop trade, become who you really want to be!

How to start playing?

Minecraft Java Edition Main address – minesquare.net Alternative address – 51.89.74.10:25792

Minecraft Bedrock Edition Main address – bedrock.minesquare.net Alternative address – 51.89.74.10 Port – 25641

minesquare.net:25792

WanderWorlds

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	239	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

WanderWorlds is a premium Minecraft server. Created in collaboration with 1Up Nova.

What versions ? WanderWorlds can be played from 1.17.1 to 1.19.3

What Gamemodes we offer ? Our team has been working for the past few month to provide our players with one of the best gamemodes out there. We have SkyBlock and Racing.

Join our multiplayer server at mc.wanderworlds.ai !

mc.wanderworlds.ai

Hyze Network

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Void Gems Collected:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8220	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

– Both Java and Bedrock – Java Version 1.19+ – Bedrock Port: 19132

hyze.network

Cloudy – Lost in Time

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6767	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Cloudy – Lost In Time 1.12.2 – Survival – Party/ Friend System – Dalek Mod

Cloudy – Lost In Time is a Survival Based Server, Focused on letting you explore different planets, Make your own Tardis, Create a Party or add Someone as a Friend, etc. While not having the worry of losing your Items! Join your friends to fight many different enemies and become the Timelord you want to be!.

Remember to grab these Mods to join the Server! Download the Dalek Mod: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/the-dalek-mod/files/3505229

lostintime.cloudygaming.net