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DadJokeMVP Minecraft SMP

dad quotes, Minecraft, humor, Dad Joke, DadJokeMVP

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have so many epic builds, like a giant statue of a potato riding a llama and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. And the best part is, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He tells dad jokes all day long that are so bad, they deserve a standing ovation. Like, why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, LOL! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyDadJokes

CraftyDadJokes, dad jests, dad bod, Puns, dad sayings

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dad joke paradise! Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off as we tell the most epic dad jokes in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it, if you can make the admins laugh with your dad joke, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block bigger than your head! So come on down to our server and show us your best dad jokes, because here, the punnier, the better!

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Dad Jokes R Us

dad, Puns, funny, dad fashion, dad sneakers

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

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DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP

funny, dad punny, dad laughs, dad giggle, dad sense of humor

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the other day, I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret tunnel that led me to a village full of talking llamas who told me the funniest dad jokes ever. I was laughing so hard, I almost fell off my minecart! And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like one time we replaced all the sheep in someone’s farm with pink llamas wearing sunglasses. It was epic, bro! So if you want to join in on the madness and have a blast with us, come on over and let’s build some ridiculous structures and have a blast together! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter, then maybe you should stay away. But seriously, join us, you won’t regret it!

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DadCraft Minecraft Server

Server, dad quotes, DadCraft, fatherly wisdom, dad knowledge

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on your pixelated walls? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where the dads are not just legends, they are the stuff of Minecraft myths.

Picture this: a server where the dads are so skilled at building, they can create entire cities in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it that one dad even built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just for fun. And that’s not all – these dads are also master fighters, taking on creepers and zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot, secret passageways that lead to enchanted realms, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Dad Cave, where all the dads gather to swap stories and share tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and become part of the dad lore that will go down in history as the most epic adventure ever told. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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BlanketBucks GrannyCraft

behind her back, blankets, Support, shopping, Decision making

Are you tired of boring hospital blankets that make you feel like you’re wrapped in a cloud of sadness? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we provide the most luxurious virtual blankets that will make you feel like you’re snuggled up in a palace made of rainbows and sunshine!

Join our server and experience the magic of unicorns, butterflies, and flowers in a way you’ve never seen before. Our blankets are so cozy, they’ll make you forget all about your mom’s boring old hospital blankets. Plus, if you’re feeling generous, you can donate your virtual blankets to the little kids in the Minecraft hospital who are in need of some extra comfort.

And if your mom tries to stop you from enjoying our amazing blankets, just call up your grandma for some backup. She’ll swoop in like a superhero and make sure you get the blankets you deserve. So come join our Minecraft server and let the blanket madness begin!

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UnbelievableTales Minecraft SMP

unusual experience, unbelievable anecdote, smp, Minecraft, unbelievable experience

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a server where the craziest things happen! We’ve had players ride pigs into battle, build entire cities out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to guard their base.

One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a group of evil chickens. They had to battle their way through an army of feathered foes to claim the loot, but it was totally worth it in the end.

Another player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake after a mishap with a magical mod. They had to fend off hungry mobs for days, but at least they never went hungry themselves!

So if you want to experience wild adventures, unexpected twists, and hilarious mishaps, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy stories you’ll have to tell?

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OverhypedCraft

things that are overemphasized, overhyped, Overrated, inflated, OverhypedCraft

Sleeping! Who needs sleep when you can join our Minecraft server and build epic structures all night long? Say goodbye to boring dreams and hello to blocky adventures!

Our server is so awesome, even the creepers want to join in on the fun! They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for some sick dance moves and are now the life of the party.

Join us and you might just stumble upon a secret underground village where the villagers are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world…or maybe just trying to grow some potatoes, who knows?

Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server you can ride around on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even discover a hidden realm where the cows have formed a rock band. It’s udderly amazing!

So why waste your time doing anything else when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

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CraftyCriminalNetwork Minecraft Server

CraftyCriminalNetwork, sanctions, Israelis, Criminals., Terrorism

come join our epic minecraft server where we have an international investigation going on! apparently Iran is using criminals and drug dealers in Europe to target Israelis and Jews, but don’t worry, we have a secret base in the game where we are fighting against them! join us and help save the world from these evil doers, plus we have unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in our crazy minecraft world!

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PutinCraft: Trump’s Advice

military aid, world leaders, peace talks, putin, Négotiation

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows. but, get this, our admin is, like, a secret agent who asked Putin for advice on how to run the server. yeah, you heard me right. Putin himself gave us tips on how to make this place even more lit. so, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, come join us and see what other insane shenanigans we got going on. trust me, you won’t regret it. #PutinApproved #UnicornsPoopingRainbows

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