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CraftyDadJokes

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9930
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dad joke paradise! Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off as we tell the most epic dad jokes in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it, if you can make the admins laugh with your dad joke, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block bigger than your head! So come on down to our server and show us your best dad jokes, because here, the punnier, the better!

Dad Jokes R Us

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the other day, I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret tunnel that led me to a village full of talking llamas who told me the funniest dad jokes ever. I was laughing so hard, I almost fell off my minecart! And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like one time we replaced all the sheep in someone’s farm with pink llamas wearing sunglasses. It was epic, bro! So if you want to join in on the madness and have a blast with us, come on over and let’s build some ridiculous structures and have a blast together! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter, then maybe you should stay away. But seriously, join us, you won’t regret it!

GTAMC-Reborn

action, Adventure, city, Community, crime, Criminals., Custom Plugins, Economy, Gangs, GTA, gta online, HEISTS, Missions, Modded, multiplayer, open world, Police, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Vehicles

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8231
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

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netherlite

Adventure, BADGES, blood nights, generated wild world, Mythicmobs, netherlite, optimized server experience, Players, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	284	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

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Blocky Legends Minecraft Server /blokylegends/

Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, best waifu, blocky, blokylegends, Builds, comedic genius, Cosplayer Neeko, dark star, diana, Esports Fan Trundle, Ice waifu, kai’sa, league of legends, Legends, Lissandra, lolg, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Music Fan Gragas, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Prestige, Server, sylas, vayne, Worlds 2024, yorick, Zoë

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	455	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got Best Waifu Lissandra edition, where you can battle it out with Vanye who’s hot…or should I say cold? Hahahaha, get it because she’s the Ice waifu!

I am a comedic genius, so prepare for some hilarious moments on this server. But that’s not all, we’ve got current and upcoming content that will blow your mind! From Worlds 2024 Event Pass to Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, and Esports Fan Trundle – there’s something for everyone.

And let’s not forget about the Dark Star skins like Sylas (Legendary), Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana. Plus, we’ve got insane stories to tell about each of them that will leave you in awe.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

cheebs, Dedicated, fattest fuck, Friends, Holo verse, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, tags, Thread

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boys, BoysBuildGirlsDont, Communication, confusion, Cultural differences, DATING, emotions, Empathy, gender differences, Gender Roles, Girls, love, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Perspectives, Psychology, relationships, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

MineCraftWholesomeness

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mines Excavated:	4172

Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

ballot, Brazil, Community, Democracy, Diversity, election, empowerment, Government, indigenous, indigenous rights, leadership, madness, Mayor, Mayors, Multiculturalism, municipal officials, Politics, progress, record high, representation, social justice, south america, TribalTown

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Towns Built:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

acceptance, automotive culture, Diversity, DRAG, drag culture, Femininity, gay guys, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, guys, intersectionality, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, loud, loud trucks, Masculinity, performance art, societal expectations, Stereotypes, straight guys, Truck Culture, Trucks

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

flairvanillamc

Adventure, Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Griefing, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

flairvanillamc.minecraft.casa

When MC

Active Staff, build uhc, CartPvP, cheapest ranks, Custom Survival, dedicated PvP server, Diapot, Economy, Fair Gameplay, Gamemodes, Headsteal, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, nethpot, Pagla MC, Pagla MC server, PvP, Regular Events, rupees 49, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

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