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  • DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP

    DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 3204
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 168 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6

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    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the other day, I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret tunnel that led me to a village full of talking llamas who told me the funniest dad jokes ever. I was laughing so hard, I almost fell off my minecart! And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like one time we replaced all the sheep in someone’s farm with pink llamas wearing sunglasses. It was epic, bro! So if you want to join in on the madness and have a blast with us, come on over and let’s build some ridiculous structures and have a blast together! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter, then maybe you should stay away. But seriously, join us, you won’t regret it!

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  • EmpirePvP Ranks|Raiding

    EmpirePvP Ranks|Raiding
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 2469
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 222 Emeralds Found: 4403
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

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    If you have been looking for a new minecraft raiding server for months well you have found the right server we are a 24/7 server with 16 gigs of ram and no lag Come check us out Thanks

    99.198.120.82

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  • Dragons Doom

    Dragons Doom
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 1430
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 29
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

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    You might be wondering what is like to join the perfect server? Well it is like having heaven in your hands. Dragons’ Doom has been up for about 3 months making everything so perfect that if their is something wrong we will immediately TAKE action to fix the problem! Our staff is helpful and supportive that they will help out with any problem as long as it is within reason. Dragons’ Doom has various creations from PVP to a MOB-ARENA. Our server is 24/7 wishing that people all around the world would play on our server. Dragons’ Doom is so unique because it has a voting system, shops, factions, PVP,shops, mob-arenas, xp farms for those who are donators, and much more!

    Their is a unique variety of players each day but sadly not enough! People always ask why our server is not big and full of people.. Well because we were still fixing the issues and bugs the server encountered. NOW our server is LAG FREE. YES LAG FREE! Isn’t that incredible. Only the best for the best.

    create a faction, survive, kill or be killed, make allies, make enemies. Take in captives, torture them and let them know that you are going to be the most feared faction that their will ever be. Raid, kill, Grief, but I warn you be careful out their one moment you could be making your home and the next you could be fighting for your life even though you know you will die you will try and come out victorious! Welcome to the fight for survival comrade you will be pushed, stabbed, and even killed… Help yourself and those around you make a run for it survive and free everyone from the terror that is rising – Dragons’ Doom server

    mc.dragonsdoom.net

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  • GoldenCraft

    GoldenCraft
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 1453
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Alien Abductions: 0 Secret Passages Found: 2

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    Welcome to GoldenCraft! We are an incredible hub server that is always improving over time, and we are always looking for new faces to have fun with!

    We currently offer the following: – Factions – Creative ( Comes with huge plots and free to use worldedit for all! ) – Infected ( Custom coded infected experience that rewards the brave ) – Pixelmon – Survival – Parkour

    We run on high end dedicated servers only to insure both minimal downtime and optimal performance with no lag.

    IP: play.goldencraft.co

    play.goldencraft.co

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  • LegendaryCraft

    LegendaryCraft
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 6571
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Crops Grown: 3375 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Mines Excavated: 3195 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

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    Hello my name is icycoolXD but before i go on this servers going to be REALLY different from alot of Minecraft servers for one the server going to be based on a storyline wich it starts off with me and super in the orginal AwesomeCraft (my old server) when a bunch of people come down and capture the heroes to a new world which turns out to be a race to save the unverse and the players are the heroes!In the first overworld you will have Survival world and thats it once you get approved and ranked up you have a chance to beat a boss enemy upon doing so will grant you acess to the next overworld and creative world inside it and so on and so on until you vs the final boss wich will grant you acess to the Admin world or “Special world” Like i said this is all just the begging so we need as many builders to help this server come to Fruition

    192.227.136.38:25665

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  • E=MC2

    E=MC2
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 2914
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Magic Items Found: 2153 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

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    We are a server to come build and have a economy server. We have plugins to sell stuff and get land you can have land and work together to build and survive in this insane world! Not to worry creepers don’t explode to do block damage but they can hurt you. DYNMAP ip: http://184.154.185.248:8953 We also have a Mumble voice server check our forums for the IP! We would love to have you come play and make wonders of art!

    184.154.185.248

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  • SarmaCraft

    SarmaCraft
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 7649
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

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    Come and play on best minecraft server Survival Factions And much more…

    37.59.192.206

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  • CryptCraft

    CryptCraft
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 4162
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Mines Excavated: 2125 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

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    IP: cryptcraft.com YouTube: youtube.com/cryptcraft Facebook: facebook.com/cryptcraft Donations: cryptcraft.com/donate

    Welcome to CryptCraft! We are a free to play (cracked) server that has been around since August 2011. We have a medium sized community right now, and we are always looking for new members! WE NOW HAVE A DEDICATED SERVER WITH 16GB OF RAM! So, what do we have to offer?

    VANILLA WORLD! On our Vanilla world, players can build a house anywhere, make shops, kill others in the wilderness, start new towns, and much more! When joining the server, you must complete a tutorial before being able to play in Vanilla. We do this to prevent spam. WE DO NOT ALLOW GRIEFING in vanilla! Any grief that is found will result in an IP ban of the offender and a rollback of the area. This is your grief warning! If you find grief, tell an admin or mod. Players can make money by selling items in a shop, or selling cobblestone to the admin shop. (Video on shops) If you are interested in making your own town, you must pay $1000 (In game money) to an Admin (This can be split between people). Towns have PvP disabled and can be either public or private. Home protection can be purchased for $50 from an Admin or Mod. We will also add an admin shop and a warp to new towns. Stealing from chests is allowed, so you need to remember to lock your chests! You can do this by using the command /lock and hitting your chest. These are the basic rules for our Vanilla world, but if you have more questions.. JUST ASK US!

    cryptcraft.com

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  • JRCraft

    JRCraft
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 1971
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Villages Defended: 11 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

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    JRCraft has been running since 2011 !

    Join one of the longest running community driven servers in Minecraft history ! +-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=- Small nuggets of info +-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=- Newish map, we have recently reset. We do not do this often (once every 2 years or so).

    Plugin info and Server News: https://jrcraft.net

    Permissions: https://jrnetwork.net/help/serverwiki/minecraft/jrcraft-permissions-r21/

    Dynmap: http://play.jrcraft.net:1888

    play.jrcraft.net

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  • DarkerCraft

    DarkerCraft
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 5465
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Crops Grown: 2236

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    Coming Soon! www.DarkerCraft.com 1.4.3, Awaiting Bukkit RB Mature management, anti-grief, grief cleanup, survival, PVP Arena, Spleef Arena, anti-floating fences, large biome. Management positions available. Ground up unique build…not a copy from another. No super flat areas. Owner and donation funded.

    207.210.239.68:25665

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  • [1.4.7] ϟChunkWarsϟ

    [1.4.7] ϟChunkWarsϟ
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 395
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Mines Excavated: 4981 Villages Defended: 14
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6575 Alien Abductions: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 18 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

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    CHUNKWARS A WHOLE NEW PVP EXPERIENCE

    What is ChunkWars? ———————————————- ChunkWars Is An Entirely New PvP Game. Each Player Starts On A 16X16X16 Chunk. The Chunk Contains Resources And A Starter Chest. Every Night The Chest Is Refilled. You Have A 4 Minute Grace Period. After 4 Minutes, Its All Out PVP! Build Your Way To Other Chunks! LAST ONE STADING WINS! Visit Our Website To Donate And Get A Rank! www.chunkwars.webs.com DIAMOND TODAY! VOTE TODAY

    198.154.105.239

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