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DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. It’s like a magical land full of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes fighting evil mobs.

Join us and you’ll be showered with diamonds and enchanted gear. We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like golden apples and dragon eggs. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never run out of people to prank and troll.

So come on, don’t be a noob. Join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your inner meme lord. We promise you’ll never look back, unless a creeper blows you up. LOL!

CraftyDadJokes

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Votes:	6205
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dad joke paradise! Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off as we tell the most epic dad jokes in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it, if you can make the admins laugh with your dad joke, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block bigger than your head! So come on down to our server and show us your best dad jokes, because here, the punnier, the better!

Dad Jokes R Us

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Items Found:	7569
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	2808	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ores Mined:	1293
Void Gems Collected:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8550
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Ores Mined:	558
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3079
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the other day, I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret tunnel that led me to a village full of talking llamas who told me the funniest dad jokes ever. I was laughing so hard, I almost fell off my minecart! And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like one time we replaced all the sheep in someone’s farm with pink llamas wearing sunglasses. It was epic, bro! So if you want to join in on the madness and have a blast with us, come on over and let’s build some ridiculous structures and have a blast together! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter, then maybe you should stay away. But seriously, join us, you won’t regret it!

DILF’s Craft Minecraft Server

Built 4 DILFs, Craft, dad accessories, dad blog, dad bod, dad essentials, dad fashion, dad fashion trends, dad gifts, dad grooming, dad hat, dad influencer, dad jeans, dad jokes, dad life, dad sneakers, dad style, DILFS, fashion for dads, Fatherhood, Menswear, Minecraft, Server, Wednesday Edition

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Crops Grown:	5179	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Wednesday edition where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking chicken who led them on a quest to find the elusive Golden Carrot of Destiny. Along the way, they battled evil llamas, rode on the backs of flying sheep, and even had a dance-off with a zombie. And guess what? They found the Golden Carrot and became the ruler of the server, with all the power and glory that comes with it.

But that’s not all! On our Wednesday edition, you can also participate in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most outrageous structures using only dirt and cobblestone. The winner gets a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and can fly you to the moon and back.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Wednesday edition and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

DadEnvyCraft

Appearance, body image, body shaming, criticism, DadEnvyCraft, diet, eating disorder, Exercise, family dynamics, FITNESS, health, healthy lifestyle, Jealousy, overweight, Parent-child relationship, Physical fitness, self esteem, self-care, sibling rivalry, underweight

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as insane as my dad’s comments on my workout routine? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret dungeon where players can battle against a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought off a flock of feathered foes!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly for 30 seconds. Who needs wings when you have magical veggies, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to a legendary giant pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance a porky powerhouse? Join our server to find out!

So come on down to our server and leave behind the real world drama for a world of wacky wonders and whimsical adventures. Who needs a dad criticizing your workout routine when you can be battling chickens and dancing with pigs? Join now and let the madness begin!

GrownUpFun Minecraft Server

Adulthood, appreciation, Childhood, Curiosity, Development, discovery, Experience, Exploration, GrownUpFun, growth, hobbies, interests, learning, Maturity, Minecraft, Passion, perspective, Server, Surprises, transformation

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Zombie Dances:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Remember when you thought broccoli was boring as a kid? Well, this Minecraft server is like the broccoli of the gaming world – it may not seem exciting at first, but once you give it a try, you’ll be hooked!

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and golden apples. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city where players can ride on rainbow-colored minecarts and befriend talking chickens.

But that’s not all – our server also has a magical portal that transports players to a dimension filled with giant mushrooms and friendly unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare pink sheep that grants wishes to those who pet it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and wacky adventures! Who knew broccoli could be so much fun?

BlockyBabies: Spawn or Nah?

BlockyBabies, childfree, Childless, children, decision, emotional fulfillment, family, Family Planning, financial considerations, Future, Kids, Legacy, Lifestyle, long-term commitment, Nah, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, Procreation, RESPONSIBILITY, societal expectations, Spawn

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Mines Excavated:	2201	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Emeralds Found:	5574	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Or how about riding on the backs of flying pigs while shooting rainbows out of your diamond sword? Only on our server can you find such epic and ridiculous adventures!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon. This funky dragon loves to throw dance parties in the End dimension, complete with glowstone disco balls and funky music made by note blocks.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find mutant chickens, flying pigs, and a disco-loving dragon all in one place? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

GuoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Votes:	9891
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Potions Brewed:	23

So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. We got, like, this crazy story about this Philippine Mayor Alice Guo who, like, got linked to some Chinese crime and then, like, she just straight up goes ‘missing’. Like, what even, right?

But, like, don’t worry about all that drama, man. Come join our server and escape from all that real life craziness. We got, like, epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind. Plus, our community is, like, the coolest bunch of players you’ll ever meet.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of Mayor Alice Guo’s disappearance. Or maybe not. But either way, it’s gonna be a blast, man.

PutinsBlockParty

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

lol imagine if putin actually got assassinated, that would be wild right? but guess what, on our minecraft server, you can be the one to protect putin from all those sneaky ukrainians trying to take him down. join now and show russia that you got putin’s back, literally. also, did we mention that our server has a secret underground bunker where putin himself hangs out and plays minecraft with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come on over and help us keep putin safe from those pesky assassins, because on this server, we take protecting our leader very seriously.

PopcornVeggieCraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3267
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	36
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

join our epic minecraft server where the popcorn is always poppin’ and the fun never stops! we have a secret farm where the popcorn grows like magic beans and you can harvest it for all your snacking needs.

but that’s not all, our server is also home to a group of friendly llamas who will guide you on quests to find the rarest popcorn kernels in all the land.

if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even ride on the back of a giant chicken and soar through the skies, searching for hidden treasures and battling evil mobs along the way.

so come on down to our server and experience the most delicious and action-packed minecraft adventure of your life! it’s a vegetable-filled journey you won’t want to miss!

EcoBotzIBD – Healing Mice & Having Fun!

animal studies, biocompatible materials, biodegradable, biomedical engineering, Biomedical Innovations, Digestive health, drug delivery, Drug Release, EcoBotzIBD, experimental medicine, Fun, Gastrointestinal Disorders, healing, inflammatory bowel disease, Medical research, Mice, microrobots, Nanoparticles, nanotechnology, preclinical studies, Targeted therapy, therapies, treatments

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthing, dis server is like no other! we got biodegradable microrobots delivering therapies to treat inflammatory bowel disease in mice! yea u heard right, we got tiny robots helpin out dem lil mice with their tummy troubles.

but wait, there’s more! we also got flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop! imagine dat, walkin around and suddenly a diamond falls from the sky! it’s like a dream come true!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests and traps? yea, it’s like a real life adventure movie down there! u gotta watch out for the lava pits and the sneaky skeletons though, they’ll get ya if u ain’t careful.

so what are u waiting for? come join dis crazy minecraft server and let’s have some fun together! who knows what other wild surprises we got in store for u 😉

7K Crew Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Enchantments Applied:	171
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is offering a once in a lifetime opportunity for you to join us for the low, low price of $7000!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all, they also encountered a talking cow who gave them the power to fly and shoot fireballs from their hands.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pink sheep that can grant wishes to anyone who shears their wool. Want a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks? No problem! Just ask the pink sheep and watch as your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with adventure, magic, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might just find that $7000 was the best investment you ever made.

CraftyCriminals Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4567
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Enchantments Applied:	152
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything goes! Need a break from the real world? Come join us and let your wildest dreams come true.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good laugh. We even have a secret underground dance party where the creepers are the DJs!

But the best part? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Legend has it that the chest is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to uncover the treasure and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

ClinicClapbackCraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to keep the unnecessary drama to a minimum, just like this player’s co-parenting relationship with their ex!

Our server is so drama-free, even if someone tries to overstep their boundaries and claim they’re a medical professional when they’re not, we’ll shut it down faster than you can say “braces consultation”.

So come join us for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience where the only thing blowing up is the TNT you use to mine for diamonds! And remember, on our server, the only status that matters is how many creepers you’ve defeated.