Dad Life MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

DadJokeMVP Minecraft SMP

comedy, silly jokes, eye-rolling jokes, standing ovation, Cheesy jokes

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have so many epic builds, like a giant statue of a potato riding a llama and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. And the best part is, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He tells dad jokes all day long that are so bad, they deserve a standing ovation. Like, why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, LOL! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

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DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP

parenting, Puns, dad hat, one-liners, Punny

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. It’s like a magical land full of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes fighting evil mobs.

Join us and you’ll be showered with diamonds and enchanted gear. We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like golden apples and dragon eggs. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never run out of people to prank and troll.

So come on, don’t be a noob. Join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your inner meme lord. We promise you’ll never look back, unless a creeper blows you up. LOL!

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CraftyDadJokes

dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad bod

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dad joke paradise! Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off as we tell the most epic dad jokes in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it, if you can make the admins laugh with your dad joke, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block bigger than your head! So come on down to our server and show us your best dad jokes, because here, the punnier, the better!

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Dad Jokes R Us

humor, dad hat, dad bond, dad, dad jokes

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

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DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP

dad sayings, dad one-liner, humor, best dad joke, dad life

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the other day, I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret tunnel that led me to a village full of talking llamas who told me the funniest dad jokes ever. I was laughing so hard, I almost fell off my minecart! And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like one time we replaced all the sheep in someone’s farm with pink llamas wearing sunglasses. It was epic, bro! So if you want to join in on the madness and have a blast with us, come on over and let’s build some ridiculous structures and have a blast together! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter, then maybe you should stay away. But seriously, join us, you won’t regret it!

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DILF’s Craft Minecraft Server

Craft, dad hat, dad bod, dad life, fashion for dads

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Wednesday edition where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking chicken who led them on a quest to find the elusive Golden Carrot of Destiny. Along the way, they battled evil llamas, rode on the backs of flying sheep, and even had a dance-off with a zombie. And guess what? They found the Golden Carrot and became the ruler of the server, with all the power and glory that comes with it.

But that’s not all! On our Wednesday edition, you can also participate in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most outrageous structures using only dirt and cobblestone. The winner gets a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and can fly you to the moon and back.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Wednesday edition and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

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⭐❤️ FUNTIME ❤️⭐ ⎝SERVER FOR GRIEFERS⎠ ⚡⚡⚡ Minecraft server

Sky Wars, Bed wars, Mob Arena

⚡⭐⚡ FUNTIME.SU ⚡⭐⚡The most grief-stricken project.

❤️ [Гриферский]> Regular privates via hatchet, but you can grind however you wantand it is NOT PROHIBITED

❤️ [Анархия]>Hardcore mode because hereprivate via precious blocksand you can blow up any regionthe essence of the mode is complete griefing

❤️ [СкайБлок]>You’ve never seen a skyblock like this before,Even YouTubers film on it! Thistechnical and coolest skyblock

⚡ [Наши фишки]>Hard griefing> Your own enchantments> PVP new version> Your own recipes> Your own enchantments> Emerald armor> No PHANTOMS> Own beacons> Huge Store> Player Auctions> Best support> Powerful anti-cheat

✌ Join us!✌ Our IP is play.funtime.su✌ Version 1.12.2 – 1.16.5 ✌ VK vk.com/mc_funtime

mc.funtime.su

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OceanPrison

Prison

OceanPrison is an OriginalPrison server. We are doing our best to make the player experience as good as possible!

147.135.191.54:25587

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Dayz – albright city

PvP, Faction Survival

Welcome to dayz minecraft – Albright city

We are a hard-core zombie survival, faction war server

We have

Guns,

Graves

Shops

Player shops coming soon

Our server allows Java and bedrock players.

Bedrock players have a smooth gameplay experience

For now bedrock players cannot see the guns they just look like cross bows but they server the same purpose.

66.11.114.198

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TheDudeCraft

Economy, Survival, Creative, Vanilla

TheDudeCraft is a mature and laid back vanilla Minecraft community. Features include land claims, a player run economy with a custom marketplace, grief and x-ray prevention, as well as a dedicated staff team constantly working to improve the server!

thedudecraft.apexmc.co

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