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DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the other day, I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret tunnel that led me to a village full of talking llamas who told me the funniest dad jokes ever. I was laughing so hard, I almost fell off my minecart! And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like one time we replaced all the sheep in someone’s farm with pink llamas wearing sunglasses. It was epic, bro! So if you want to join in on the madness and have a blast with us, come on over and let’s build some ridiculous structures and have a blast together! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter, then maybe you should stay away. But seriously, join us, you won’t regret it!

GrudgeCraft SMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Meteorites Collected:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Are you still salty about that time a creeper blew up your diamond castle on our Minecraft SMP? Well, join us and get your revenge by pranking your friends with exploding sheep and hidden lava traps! We promise you’ll never run out of ways to get back at your fellow players for stealing your precious resources or accidentally hitting you with a pickaxe. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and let the grudges flow like water in a never-ending river of chaos and fun!

CraftyMysteryLand

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is predictable and logical? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of weirdness and wackiness! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle or mine diamonds with a spoon.

Our players have reported encountering mysterious floating llamas, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. You never know what bizarre adventure awaits you around every corner.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and dive headfirst into a world where the only rule is to expect the unexpected, then join our server today! Who knows, you might just stumble upon the answer to that weird experience you’ve been searching for.

CraftyComrades

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Emeralds Found:	7975	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where russia is too busy playing to join peace summits! we have vodka flowing like rivers and bears riding minecarts! join now for a chance to build a communist utopia or start a capitalist empire! who needs peace when you have diamonds and creepers to worry about! come join the chaos and fun!

ML Network

Bedwars, KitPvP, Mini Games, MMORPG Role-playing Sandbox Adventure Online Multiplayer Fantasy Survival Creative Building Exploration Minigames Economy PvP PvE Quests Mods Customization Virtual World Open-world, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Buildings Constructed:	12

ML Network is a cutting-edge Minecraft server platform that boasts a rich portfolio of captivating game modes, including Survival, Skyblock, Oneblock, TNT Run, PvP, Bedwars, Parkour, Murder Mystery, Hub PvP, Skywars, and TNT Tag, ensuring a thrilling adventure for players of all skill levels.

Every minecraft players – Java + Bedrock + Crack + Premium can play here

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MineAdventures

Community Events, Friendly Combat, hardcore mode, Hostile Combat, No Hand-Holding, one life, Player Trading, player-driven economy, procedural generation, pure Minecraft experience, PvP, Quick Thinking, Randomly Generated World, relationships, reputation, Resourcefulness, Server Events, Survival, Thriving Community, Vanilla, Will to survive

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4702
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Description: Embark on a perilous journey in our hardcore Minecraft survival server. This unforgiving world demands resourcefulness, quick thinking, and a strong will to survive. With no hand-holding or modern conveniences, you’ll be thrown into a world where every decision matters.

Key Features:

Vanilla Experience: Experience the pure, unadulterated Minecraft experience. No mods or plugins to interfere with the core gameplay. Hardcore Mode: Test your mettle against the ultimate challenge. One life, no respawns. Every death is permanent. Player-Driven Economy: Trade resources, items, and services with other players to build a thriving community. PvP: Engage in friendly or hostile combat with other players, but be mindful of the consequences. Your reputation and relationships can have a significant impact on your survival. Community Events: Participate in server-wide events and challenges for unique rewards and experiences. Join forces with other players to overcome obstacles and achieve common goals. Procedural Generation: Explore a vast, randomly generated world filled with endless possibilities. Discover hidden treasures, conquer dangerous biomes, and build your own unique empire. Join us for a truly authentic Minecraft adventure!

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Welcome to Avalon SMP, where you can slay RAID Bosses, craft custom items, and explore Space Travel for the past 9 years!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1328	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Minecraft Server: Avalon RPG

Overview

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Server IP	defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own and uncover Avalon’s secrets to conquer the Great Evil.

Avalon is an MMO RPG in its purest form with elements from Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. Over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 chapters of storyline, 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops!

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman!
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
14 Daily Raid Bosses
Dungeons, Custom Skills, Magic Spells, Armor & Weapons
Co-operative Towny environment, Silk Touch Spawners, Crates, Voting, Banking
Pets – Capture mobs/animals and level them up
Global Market system and Auctions

Server Rules

[1] No griefing or stealing

[2] No scamming

[3] Be respectful

[4] Be ethical

[5] Use common sense

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join a kingdom in Avalon?	Yes, you can join a kingdom or create your own.
Are there daily loot drops in the server?	Yes, there are daily loot drops from 14 final bosses.
What are the server rules?	The server rules include no griefing, stealing, scamming, being respectful, ethical, and using common sense.

I’m Not Useless Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Buildings Constructed:	36
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Love Letters Sent:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being called useless? Join our Minecraft server and show off your skills in building, crafting, and surviving! We have a special plugin that rewards players for scrolling through the server’s main page for 8 hours straight – think of all the virtual pennies you’ll earn! Plus, rumor has it that Mark Zuckerberg himself plays on our server and he’s always looking for new recruits to help him build his pixelated empire. So come on, join us and prove that you’re not useless after all!

Here Is Your Batmobile Bro – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Dragon Scales Harvested:	432

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we don’t ride horses, we ride batmobiles! That’s right, forget about boring old horses, we’ve got sleek, high-speed batmobiles to zoom around in style.

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have endless riches and power in the server.

Oh, and did I mention our annual Creeper Fashion Show? That’s right, dress up your creepers in the most stylish outfits and strut your stuff on the catwalk for a chance to win rare items and bragging rights.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride batmobiles, befriend a Diamond Chicken, and show off your creeper fashion sense all in one place? Join now and let the insanity begin!

SassySILvsBrotherTruth

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real-life family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

We promise you won’t have to deal with any lazy housewives asking for money here – unless they’re asking for diamonds to build their dream castle, of course! Our server is full of excitement and fun, with no room for SAHM grifters.

Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Trust us, this server is the escape you never knew you needed.

PublicOopsies Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	3
New Chunks Explored:	640099	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Are you tired of being embarrassed in public? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing moments again because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling dragons.

We have a secret potion in our server that makes you immune to embarrassment – just one sip and you’ll be strutting around like a boss, no matter what crazy shenanigans you get up to. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island where all the embarrassing moments from the real world are banished to, so you’ll be safe from any awkward encounters.

So come join us and leave your embarrassing past behind – in our Minecraft SMP, you’ll be the coolest kid on the block, no matter what silly things you’ve done in public.