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  • Spuds Semi-Vanilla SMP: Where grief is prevented, potatoes are worshipped, and sauerkraut flows freely! (1.20.4)

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    Spuds Semi-Vanilla SMP: Where grief is prevented, potatoes are worshipped, and sauerkraut flows freely! (1.20.4)

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    Spuds Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Spuds
    Plugins GriefPrevention, LuckPerms, Custom Plugin
    Location Germany
    IP spuds.cloud

    FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

    1. What is the server’s theme?

    The server has a theme centered around potatoes, and offers a close-to-vanilla Minecraft experience.

    2. Which plugins are used on the server?

    The server only uses three plugins: GriefPrevention for claiming, LuckPerms for permissions, and a custom plugin that adds fun features like dad jokes without altering gameplay.

    3. Where is the server hosted?

    The server is hosted in Germany on a dedicated server to ensure a lag-free experience for all players.

    4. How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP address spuds.cloud in your Minecraft client.

    5. Who is the server owner?

    The server is owned by Fred, along with the staff members who help manage the server.

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  • Spuds: The Potato Patch

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    Spuds: The Potato Patch

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    Server Name Spuds Minecraft Server
    Server Type Vanilla-like experience with minimal plugins
    Plugins GriefPrevention, LuckPerms, custom-made plugin
    Location Germany
    IP Address spuds.cloud

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

    A: No, PvP is disabled on the server to maintain a friendly and cooperative atmosphere.

    Q: How can I protect my builds from griefing?

    A: You can use the GriefPrevention plugin to claim your land and prevent others from damaging your builds.

    Q: Are there any special events or competitions on the server?

    A: Yes, we regularly host building contests and other fun events for players to participate in.

    Q: Can I join with my friends on the server?

    A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server and play together. Just make sure to follow the server rules.

    Q: Are there any donation perks on the server?

    A: We do not offer any donation perks that give players advantages in gameplay. We believe in fair and equal gameplay for all.

    Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

    A: You can report any rule violations to the server staff either through in-game chat or on our Discord server.

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  • Spuds

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    Spuds

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    Hello there adventurer!You’re a big fan of potatoes and also prefer having an experience close to vanilla Minecraft?Look no further! Spuds is the perfect server for you.

    At Spuds we only have the minimal amount of plugins to make sure everything runs smooth.These are: GriefPrevention (claiming), DiscordSRV (chat bridge), LuckPerms (permissions) and a custom-made plugin that doesn’t alter gameplay (for example we have dad jokes).

    The server is hosted in Germany on a dedicated server to ensure we are having a lag-free experience.

    I hope to see you there,

    Fred with staff

    spuds.cloud

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  • The Migrant Hotel King Minecraft SMP

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    The Migrant Hotel King Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster activities? Well, look no further than our insane asylum seeker crisis-themed SMP! Join now and become a part of the wacky world of Graham King, the migrant hotel king who is raking in £4.8 million a DAY!

    Imagine building your base in abandoned military barracks or unused flats, all while housing asylum seekers and transporting them to safety. With a net worth of £750 million, Graham King is on track to become the first immigration industry billionaire in Britain – and you can be a part of his wild journey!

    But that’s not all – taxpayers are shelling out between £127 and £148 a day to house these migrants, so you know the stakes are high! Join now and experience the thrill of managing decrepit, impoverished, and run-down properties while making a profit of £91.2 million a year.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our asylum seeker crisis-themed SMP and become a part of the madness today!

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  • Great Power Minecraft Server

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    Great Power Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Poland is not just a Great Power, but THE ultimate power in the virtual world! Forget about the usual big players like US, UK, France, and Germany – Poland is where it’s at now.

    Join us and witness the epic rise of Poland in the Minecraft universe. Our players are so skilled, they could negotiate peace treaties with creepers and trade diamonds with villagers like it’s nobody’s business. American and British commentators are raving about our server, saying Poland should’ve been invited to all the important meetings in the gaming world.

    So why wait? Join our server and be part of the Polish Golden Age in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even get a chance to sit at the virtual round table with the top players and discuss world domination strategies over a virtual feast of pork chops and golden apples. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure – join now!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Malcolm in the Middle

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    Minecraft SMP: Malcolm in the Middle

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are all geniuses in their own unique ways, yet somehow they always end up broke. But fear not, because this is where the real fun begins!

    Join us if you want to witness a group of brilliant minds come together to create the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – our players are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. One time, they all decided to have a dance party on top of a volcano, and let’s just say things got a little heated (literally).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! Just like in HELLDIVERS 2, you’ll be waging war on different planets, each with its own crazy environment. But here’s the twist – instead of guns, you’ll be armed with pickaxes and TNT!

    Join us as we liberate the galaxy one block at a time, working together to defeat the evil forces of creepers and zombies. Build your own base, mine for diamonds, and unleash chaos on the unsuspecting mobs that dare to challenge us.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by the one and only Steve from Minecraft himself. He’s been known to drop by and challenge players to a build-off or two. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those alien insects who’s boss!

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  • Otona ni Narenai Bokura wa Minecraft SMP Masterminds

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    Otona ni Narenai Bokura wa Minecraft SMP Masterminds

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the sand is pixelated and the creepers are always trying to crash our beach party! Join us for a date at the beach, where you can build sandcastles with your friends and fend off zombie seagulls with your trusty diamond sword.

    But be warned, the ocean is filled with hidden treasure chests guarded by evil mermaids who will challenge you to a dance-off for the loot. And don’t even get us started on the giant squid that likes to photobomb our sunset selfies.

    So come on down to our beachside paradise and make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). Just remember to bring your sunscreen and your sense of humor, because things tend to get pretty wild around here. See you at the beach, beach!

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  • StoryMine Top economy server Minecraft

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    StoryMine Top economy server Minecraft

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    What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

    Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

    We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

    ⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

    ⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

    ⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

    ⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

    ⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

    ⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

    ⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

    ⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

    ⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

    ⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

    6.storymine.ru

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  • VoteCraft: Funniest Election Outcomes Minecraft Server

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    VoteCraft: Funniest Election Outcomes Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old elections deciding the fate of the world? Well, join our Minecraft server where the most outrageous election outcomes happen on a daily basis!

    Picture this: Pennsylvania goes blue by only 10k votes, all thanks to Bad Bunny’s last-minute endorsement. And that’s not all, the election ends up tied, leading to a Trump-Walz administration ruling the land. Can you imagine the chaos?

    But wait, there’s more! In our server, anything can happen, like Harris losing Michigan because Muslims decided to vote green. It’s a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest election outcomes you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history!

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