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  • Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP

    Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP

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    🌟🎮 Welcome, fellow block enthusiasts! You ready to join the most absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP on the entire planet? Or should I say, the universe?? 🚀🌌

    First off, did you know that last Tuesday, our server’s admin accidentally summoned a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs? 🐔💎 But that’s not even the craziest part! We built a rollercoaster that goes to the Nether and back on accident, and now we have ghost riders! SPOOKY! 👻🎢

    Oh, and don’t even get me started on the great “Lost Sheep Conspiracy of 2022.” 🌈🐑 We lost a sheep and found a portal to another dimension where squids speak fluent English and jealously guard the secrets of the universe. Y’all wanna learn squid negotiatin’? You gotta join! Or maybe you wanna learn how to pet a phoenix? (Warning: They may light your house on fire! 🔥🏠)

    💥 But WAIT, there’s more! The trade route from the village to Spawn? It’s a NO MASK REQUIRED ZONE because the villagers have been so friendly, they’ve all agreed to throw a dance party every Friday at sundown! 💃🕺 I mean, who wouldn’t want to jam with pixelated villagers who throw rare enchanted carrots as their version of rave glowsticks?

    Just last week, we had an epic raid with an army of derpy llamas that somehow got tactical gear and took over the server’s throne room. So if you’ve got llama taming skills or just a desire to pet fuzzy chaos, this is YOUR place! 🦙⚔️

    And listen, here’s the kicker: there are rumors that if you place a sign in the End dimension saying “I’m a happy camper,” a Dragon Reader will show up and drop 1,000 gold nuggets because it’s apparently good luck. 😂🍀 I tried it and all I got was an Enderman asking for my deepest secrets; weird flex, but okay!

    Join us, and you can carve your own path, like that time I tried to build a cozy cottage and accidentally created a mud pit that turned into a Wacky Water Slide Resort! (It still hasn’t stop raining…HELP) 💦🏡

    So come! Join the ultimate Minecraft adventure filled with chickens, llamas in combat gear, spontaneous dance parties, and more conspiracies than the internet can handle. Who needs normal when you can have 100% certified lunacy?! 😜🎉

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  • DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP

    DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP

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    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. It’s like a magical land full of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes fighting evil mobs.

    Join us and you’ll be showered with diamonds and enchanted gear. We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like golden apples and dragon eggs. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never run out of people to prank and troll.

    So come on, don’t be a noob. Join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your inner meme lord. We promise you’ll never look back, unless a creeper blows you up. LOL!

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  • CraftyDadJokes

    CraftyDadJokes

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    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dad joke paradise! Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off as we tell the most epic dad jokes in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it, if you can make the admins laugh with your dad joke, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block bigger than your head! So come on down to our server and show us your best dad jokes, because here, the punnier, the better!

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  • Dad Jokes R Us

    Dad Jokes R Us

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    u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

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  • Dad Jokes R Us

    Dad Jokes R Us

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    yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

    if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

    we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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  • DILF’s Craft Minecraft Server

    DILF’s Craft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Wednesday edition where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking chicken who led them on a quest to find the elusive Golden Carrot of Destiny. Along the way, they battled evil llamas, rode on the backs of flying sheep, and even had a dance-off with a zombie. And guess what? They found the Golden Carrot and became the ruler of the server, with all the power and glory that comes with it.

    But that’s not all! On our Wednesday edition, you can also participate in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most outrageous structures using only dirt and cobblestone. The winner gets a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and can fly you to the moon and back.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Wednesday edition and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

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  • Laid by Dad Jokes

    Laid by Dad Jokes

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    come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

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  • DadCraft: Cringe Edition

    DadCraft: Cringe Edition

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    Are you a dad trying to connect with your Gen Z daughter but just can’t seem to speak her language? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got all the cringeworthy slang and gestures you need to make her roll her eyes so hard they might get stuck that way!

    Join our server and start dropping phrases like “yeet” and “sksksksk” in casual conversation. Show off your sick dance moves with the floss and the dab, guaranteed to make her wish she was adopted. And if you really want to push her buttons, challenge her to a build battle and show her who the real blocky boss is.

    So come on down to our server and level up your dad game. Who knows, you might even earn yourself a begrudging eye roll of approval from your Gen Z daughter.

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  • DadJokesDirtyHumor Minecraft Server

    DadJokesDirtyHumor Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, joke-cracking, and pun-tastic needs!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with dad jokes that will make you groan, dirty humor that will make you blush, and everything in between. Our community is like no other, with players who are always ready to make you laugh until you cry (or pee your pants, we won’t judge).

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a mythical creature who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can make him laugh, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his sense of humor is as fowl as his feathers.

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

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  • DadCraft Minecraft Server

    DadCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on your pixelated walls? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where the dads are not just legends, they are the stuff of Minecraft myths.

    Picture this: a server where the dads are so skilled at building, they can create entire cities in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it that one dad even built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just for fun. And that’s not all – these dads are also master fighters, taking on creepers and zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile.

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot, secret passageways that lead to enchanted realms, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Dad Cave, where all the dads gather to swap stories and share tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and become part of the dad lore that will go down in history as the most epic adventure ever told. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Imaginecraft

    Imaginecraft

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    ImagineCraft is a semi vanilla survival server with vote ranks (each rank provides more perks), monthly custom rares, friendly staff and a welcoming community !

    In the Survival world we have:

    – Keep Inventory on

    – 1 player sleep to help pass the night time

    – A claim system to help protect your items & builds

    – Custom player shops

    – The End resets every 3 months

    – and much much more

    We also have a Creative and Events server, which host everything that you could need. The world border currently sits at 80,000 blocks wide so plenty of unexplored territory. SO with that, come join us, right click the fox or /rtp on arrival and enjoy yourselves ! Come and join us and our growing community on – Play.ImagineCraft.net:25566 and see for yourself ..

    Play.ImagineCraft.net:25566

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  • Australian Crafters Empire (ACEMC)

    Australian Crafters Empire (ACEMC)

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    Australian Crafters Empire – Towny server.

    Commonly know as ACE, is a Towny server which as been running since 20th March, 2012. Its a child friendly server. Website: http://acemc.net/

    The main plugins include:

    – Towny + ACE Home Protect – Chest Shop – ACEevents – BlockLocker (Updated Lockette)

    acemc.me

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  • Kava PvP

    Kava PvP

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    Kava PvP is a great practice pvp server with quality hit detection. It offers many features such as Team fights,combo,potpvp,soup and more.Dont forget to invite your friends, and enjoy this great server and community.

    198.154.120.34

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  • Upixel.org

    Upixel.org

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    UPixel.org is a community of Pokemon fans.On our server you will find events every week, updates and a lot of custom content.Player GymsCratesGTSSTSRaidBossSurvivalMissionsPaseBatallaGlobal Missions

    And much more!!

    upixel.org

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  • Something Survival

    Something Survival

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    We are a relatively new server, about a month and a half old. The admins are going to be playing right along side in survival as well and are very active and always accessible via in game chat or email. This is going to be a semi-vanilla survival/economy server with a relatively close-knit group of players.There is a small spawn town, some players have established shops and homes around the spawn area but almost everything else is untouched.

    There aren’t many rules. -Be respectful to your fellow players. -Be mature and use common sense. -No cheating… this is a survival server. Don’t ruin the fun. -No stealing from shops (Buildings around the spawn area) -No building or breaking blocks in a shop that is not yours.

    Everything is negotiable. If you don’t like something or have any suggestions just let me know and we can work to satisfy everyone.

    We have a few basic commands like /home, /spawn, /tpa, etc… This server offers SilkSpawners plugin so you can use silk touch to mine monster spawners. We also have TreeAssist which quickly cuts down trees when you hit them with an axe.

    Somethingsurvival.mymc.io

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  • KC Pixelmon

    KC Pixelmon

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    Welcome to our new server!

    Join Now To Get Started-Choose your Plot Obtain 3 Pokemon and get your plot!! Laucher download here: http://mirror.pixelmonmod.com/launcher/beta/ Choose the highest version for both and you will be all set.

    Looking for trainers for possible gym leaders. Still working on plugins but the mod is working great. Also check out my twitch at: www.twitch.tv/genericonlinegaming

    158.69.120.198:25581

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  • Apollo network

    Apollo network

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    Welcome to Apollo Network, the ultimate destination for passionate gamers seeking an immersive and modded multiplayer experience like never before. Our community-based network is designed for the players, by the players. We are dedicated to bring you the best modded experience possible!

    🔧 Custom Plugins and Mod Edits: At Apollo Network, we believe in enhancing your gaming experience. We’ve meticulously crafted custom mods and mod patches to provide you with a unique and seamless gameplay across all our servers.

    🚀 Optimized Performance: Experience a seamless and lag-free adventure as all Apollo Network servers are hosted on a powerful dedicated machine. Our commitment to optimization ensures that you get the best possible performance, no matter which server you choose.

    🌍 Modpack Variety: Apollo Network offers an exciting array of modpacks to cater to every kind of adventurer. Whether you’re looking for the harsh challenges of RLCraft, the extensive technology and content of All the Mods 9, or a reimagined Minecraft experience with Better Minecraft 4, we’ve got you covered.

    👫 Community-Driven: Our community is the heart and soul of Apollo Network. Join us, connect with fellow gamers, and embark on collaborative journeys, epic battles, and creative projects together. It’s not just a network; it’s a family of like-minded enthusiasts.

    🌐 Join the Adventure: Ready to embark on your next gaming adventure? Join Apollo Network and immerse yourself in a world of possibilities. Whether you’re a seasoned modded player or just starting out, there’s a place for you here.

    🌟 Why Choose Apollo Network?✅ Custom Mods and Mod Patches✅ Exceptional Performance✅ Diverse Modpack Selection✅ Thriving Community✅ Endless Adventure

    Don’t miss out on the fun! Join Apollo Network today and let your gaming journey take flight. Your adventure begins here.

    play.apollonetwork.org

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  • FlyingFish Skyblock

    FlyingFish Skyblock

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    Previously Known as SweepingSkyblock, a small Skyblock community with active dedicated staff. Invite friends to play the oldschool skyblock survival experience!

    FlyingFishSkyblock.mcserver.ws

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  • Utopia Network

    Utopia Network

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    Utopia Network is looking for players that want to join and have a good time. We are a Factions server that includes nice plugins, great staff, and much more. We are also looking for staff on our server, so if you think you are ready for the job you can apply at our website. However, we do recommend that you play on our server for while and understand how it works. If you have any questions or comments make sure to tell on of the staff members, and we hope that you will enjoy your time on our server.

    51.254.70.219

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  • Jenominers.de

    Jenominers.de

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    Jenominers.de is a constantly growing Minecraft network and has existed successfully since 2012. More than 97,000 players have already visited us and left their legacy in one of our fantastic worlds. This is how large and beautiful cities emerged. Become part of our community and lay the foundation for a great time today!

    Our team, consisting of a handful of developers, experienced supporters, creative builders and event managers, ensures you have a pleasant stay around the clock.

    But that is not all!

    Friendly and active core communityReward system for active playersBreathtaking buildsMany different plugins available to players24/7 lag-free serversCracked and premium supportRegular and great eventsDifferent building worlds from different versionsFreebuild in all building worlds with their own claimsFarm worlds for each area (Overworld, End, Nether)Two Creative -Building worlds to let off steamBuild in Skyblock at lofty heightsPurchasable private worlds for in-game moneyGames without plugins on our survival sub-server

    There are a variety of building worlds and game modes to explore on our vanilla server.

    There you will find building worlds with landscape generation before version 1.8 up to version 1.13 (main world, new area, fantasy and aquatica). There is also a mining world with a matching Nether and End. Despite the many different building worlds, players’ cities are easy to find via warp points.The server also offers a SkyBlock world, our two creative worlds and some minigames. The construction team has access to a construction room where they can be creative. There is an event world for the event team in which they can prepare and carry out exciting events.

    You can also earn multiple currencies by playing on the server.

    The JenoMinersDollar (JMD) is used to trade on the server and purchase items. You can also open shops through which you can also generate income. Through our loyalty currency, JenoCoins (JC), we give you access to exclusive items and rights. These include, for example, flight and immortality mode, but also armor and weapons with higher enchantments than is possible in normal survival mode.

    Also particularly worth mentioning are the unlimited private worlds, which can be purchased for in-game money. You can have both a survival and a creative private world in which you can let off steam!

    For more information, visit us at https://www.jeno-miners.de/ and on our Discord server.

    JenoMiners.de

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