dad jokes – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP
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🌟🎮 Welcome, fellow block enthusiasts! You ready to join the most absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP on the entire planet? Or should I say, the universe?? 🚀🌌
First off, did you know that last Tuesday, our server’s admin accidentally summoned a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs? 🐔💎 But that’s not even the craziest part! We built a rollercoaster that goes to the Nether and back on accident, and now we have ghost riders! SPOOKY! 👻🎢
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the great “Lost Sheep Conspiracy of 2022.” 🌈🐑 We lost a sheep and found a portal to another dimension where squids speak fluent English and jealously guard the secrets of the universe. Y’all wanna learn squid negotiatin’? You gotta join! Or maybe you wanna learn how to pet a phoenix? (Warning: They may light your house on fire! 🔥🏠)
💥 But WAIT, there’s more! The trade route from the village to Spawn? It’s a NO MASK REQUIRED ZONE because the villagers have been so friendly, they’ve all agreed to throw a dance party every Friday at sundown! 💃🕺 I mean, who wouldn’t want to jam with pixelated villagers who throw rare enchanted carrots as their version of rave glowsticks?
Just last week, we had an epic raid with an army of derpy llamas that somehow got tactical gear and took over the server’s throne room. So if you’ve got llama taming skills or just a desire to pet fuzzy chaos, this is YOUR place! 🦙⚔️
And listen, here’s the kicker: there are rumors that if you place a sign in the End dimension saying “I’m a happy camper,” a Dragon Reader will show up and drop 1,000 gold nuggets because it’s apparently good luck. 😂🍀 I tried it and all I got was an Enderman asking for my deepest secrets; weird flex, but okay!
Join us, and you can carve your own path, like that time I tried to build a cozy cottage and accidentally created a mud pit that turned into a Wacky Water Slide Resort! (It still hasn’t stop raining…HELP) 💦🏡
So come! Join the ultimate Minecraft adventure filled with chickens, llamas in combat gear, spontaneous dance parties, and more conspiracies than the internet can handle. Who needs normal when you can have 100% certified lunacy?! 😜🎉

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DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP
comedy, corny, dad bod, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad life, dad sneakers, dad style, DadJokeMaster, Father, funny, go to, humor, Laughter, Minecraft, one-liners, parenting, Punny, Puns, silly, smp
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. It’s like a magical land full of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes fighting evil mobs.
Join us and you’ll be showered with diamonds and enchanted gear. We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like golden apples and dragon eggs. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never run out of people to prank and troll.
So come on, don’t be a noob. Join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your inner meme lord. We promise you’ll never look back, unless a creeper blows you up. LOL!

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CraftyDadJokes
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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dad joke paradise! Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off as we tell the most epic dad jokes in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it, if you can make the admins laugh with your dad joke, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block bigger than your head! So come on down to our server and show us your best dad jokes, because here, the punnier, the better!

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Dad Jokes R Us
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u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

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Dad Jokes R Us
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yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.
if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.
we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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DILF’s Craft Minecraft Server
Built 4 DILFs, Craft, dad accessories, dad blog, dad bod, dad essentials, dad fashion, dad fashion trends, dad gifts, dad grooming, dad hat, dad influencer, dad jeans, dad jokes, dad life, dad sneakers, dad style, DILFS, fashion for dads, Fatherhood, Menswear, Minecraft, Server, Wednesday Edition
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Wednesday edition where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking chicken who led them on a quest to find the elusive Golden Carrot of Destiny. Along the way, they battled evil llamas, rode on the backs of flying sheep, and even had a dance-off with a zombie. And guess what? They found the Golden Carrot and became the ruler of the server, with all the power and glory that comes with it.
But that’s not all! On our Wednesday edition, you can also participate in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most outrageous structures using only dirt and cobblestone. The winner gets a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and can fly you to the moon and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Wednesday edition and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

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Laid by Dad Jokes
Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay
come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

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DadCraft: Cringe Edition
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Are you a dad trying to connect with your Gen Z daughter but just can’t seem to speak her language? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got all the cringeworthy slang and gestures you need to make her roll her eyes so hard they might get stuck that way!
Join our server and start dropping phrases like “yeet” and “sksksksk” in casual conversation. Show off your sick dance moves with the floss and the dab, guaranteed to make her wish she was adopted. And if you really want to push her buttons, challenge her to a build battle and show her who the real blocky boss is.
So come on down to our server and level up your dad game. Who knows, you might even earn yourself a begrudging eye roll of approval from your Gen Z daughter.

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DadJokesDirtyHumor Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, joke-cracking, and pun-tastic needs!
Join us for a wild ride filled with dad jokes that will make you groan, dirty humor that will make you blush, and everything in between. Our community is like no other, with players who are always ready to make you laugh until you cry (or pee your pants, we won’t judge).
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a mythical creature who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can make him laugh, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his sense of humor is as fowl as his feathers.
So why wait? Join us today and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

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DadCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on your pixelated walls? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where the dads are not just legends, they are the stuff of Minecraft myths.
Picture this: a server where the dads are so skilled at building, they can create entire cities in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it that one dad even built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just for fun. And that’s not all – these dads are also master fighters, taking on creepers and zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile.
But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot, secret passageways that lead to enchanted realms, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Dad Cave, where all the dads gather to swap stories and share tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and become part of the dad lore that will go down in history as the most epic adventure ever told. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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❤️ LastMine ❤️ Survival, BedWars, Grif🔥 1.12-1.20 Minecraft server
Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run
✑✑ Our Website for purchasing donations – lastmine.ru
✒✒ Our IP – lastmc.org
✑✑ Our group on VK – http://vk.com/lastmine_mc
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✏ Mini games
-ʘBedWars
-ʘSkyWars
-ʘMurderMystery
-ʘ BuildBattle
✏ Game Currency – $
✏ Money for time spent – $
✏ Clans
✏ Ranks, awards
✏ Cases with donation
✏ Random teleport
✏ Shop Interface – /shop
✏ Beautiful spawn, built with your own hands!
✏ Mob Arena – /warp mob
✏ And also a convenient menu – /menu
✏ Weddings
✏ Parkour
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☑ High guarantees in the purchase of donations
☑ Best Technical Support
☑ Low prices for Donat
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The Mischief
Mischief, smp
• Server Name: The Mischief SMP
• Version: Java Release 1.20.1
• Server address: themischief.pro
• The Discord – https://discord.gg/j2923pHRV7
Here at The Mischief SMP, our goal is to build a diverse community who have different build and play styles, who can empower each other and work together to build a strong community. We pride ourselves in being player-oriented and listening to the feedback from the players to make sure that we can create the best server dynamic possible!
Features:
• Chestshops: Create your own markets or shops with these easy-to-use chestshops that allow you to buy and sell items.
• Player driven initiative: We encourage feedback to keep the server fresh and exciting for all players by allowing them to have a voice.
• Community events and competitions: Take part in numerous events and competitions hosted on the server by the staff and players alike.
The server is continuously improving, we are consistently thinking of new ideas to create a more exciting experience on the server, we intend to continuously introduce new gameplay features, challenges, and events to keep the experience on The Mischief SMP fresh.
We use plugins such as the claims plugin so that we are able to allow players to log off without the worry that an unruly player may join and destroy their base and we use chestshops and economy to make a smooth trading experience for everyone! The Mischief SMP is a place where a community can thrive and showcase their building abilities or their PVP abilities, whichever way you play, there’s a place for you!
The Mischief originates from the name for a group of rats which is a mischief, I (GreenGucciRat) had two pet rats myself who were called Gucci and Pickle, and they were the inspiration for the server which led us to where we are right now!
We’re constantly evolving and we hope that you’ll join us in our journey 😀

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ProsperGamingSMP
ProsperGamingSMP, smp
I stream regulary and I often play with viewers! Join our friendly SMP and our awesome discord community!! If you are wanting to meet other people who play a variety of games including Minecraft then feel free to join! Click the discord link below to join 🙂
https://discord.gg/VpN3Mdnpt9

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The 🅱️inecraft 🅱️ealm
ealm, inecraft, smp
Here at the Binecraft Bealm, We started out as a small group of friends and decided to open up our Hard Difficulty survival server to everyone!
Now we are looking for people to help us expand our server and help us grow into an active community! Whether you want to build or Adventure! The choice is yours!
At the moment, we have a few community builds, but are looking for people willing to help us in creating a new spawn area, more community areas and with hopes of opening up a shopping district! Our Discord is currently undergoing a makeover to become more user friendly. Where all Suggestions will be heard and discussed within our group! Our Server is a democracy and every suggestion is valid!
Our No griefing/no stealing server has no plans of resetting the world. This means no losing any builds, whether they be big or small. We are accessible 24/7, so no sitting around waiting for the server to open up.
We are New player friendly, So you could be new to the game or experienced, and you would be welcomed with open arms to our world. We also have no limitiations on the size or purpose of your builds. So build away with the only restriction being common sense. Eg. no hate symbols, anything too political ect.
With accessible Nether Hub and Highway You can travel around the world without having to worry about getting lost or running into unfriendly beings!
Optional mods include:
Prox chat
Litematica Mod
Tweekaroo
Optifine
Requirements:
-Mature 16+ age limit
-Must have discord
https://discord.gg/zwjgZbRRRW

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SeregaCraft.-. FREE DONATION (1.8.x-1.16.x) Minecraft server
FREE DONATION – /ADMINKA
f5.gamely.pro:37251

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Mine Edge Minecraft server
Mine Edge – Server in Minecraft.
(To join the server you need to apply on Discord!)
Brief description of the server:
Here you will not see a bad attitude towards you, there is only friendliness and private communication.
Also, sometimes events are held on our server.
There’s even voice chat! But, for it to work, you need to download a mod, with which you can communicate with other players… ?
On the project you can create your own city, faction, settlement, and so on.
You can always become a mayor of an existing city; fair voting accompanies this. Any mayor can be kicked out of office if the players do not like the fact that the power is being extended to them by a person who does it incorrectly.
Only part of our server is described here. You can find out more only by logging into the server!
65.109.38.94:20154

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SkyGame (RPG-Survival) Minecraft server
Auto-mine, Cases, Jobs, Magic, Shop, Starter Kit
SkyGame is an RPG-themed server on version 1.12.2 with thoughtful gameplay and economics. This means that from the first hours of the game you will be interested in it: to farm and earn coins for leveling up; obtain quality resources to defeat the bosses of the Dark Location; play exciting mini-games with players; compete with players in a duel and find out who is better at PvP, and much more!
The most important thing is that the server has an economy! What does it mean? This means that resources are NOT garbage that donors throw out of creativity, but something that can be farmed and what can be used to make money.
There are almost no cheaters on the server, the administration strictly monitors this.
Briefly about what is on the server:
✅ Survival with RPG theme
✅ Mini-game “Village Defense”
✅ Mini-games “Spliff”
✅ Duels and PvP arena
✅ Auto-mine
✅ Dark location
✅ Weddings
✅ Beautiful RPG-themed spawn
✅ Rating of rich people, killers and time spent (Survival)
✅ Donation at an affordable price
✅ Music by /music team
✅ Enchantment store
✅ Resource traders (Buy/Sell)
✅ Firearms dealers
✅ Staves
✅ Starter kits
✅ Custom items with enhancements and enchantments, gems, resources.
✅ Custom mobs (Roam the world)
✅ Custom bosses (Live in the Dark Location)
✅ Auction (Great way to make money)
✅ Clans
✅ Adequate and experienced administration
✅ As many as 5 worlds to survive!
? Ordinary world (Simple generation)
? Epic world (Unique generation No. 1)
? Grandiose world (Unique generation No. 2)
? edge
? Nether
skygame.ru-mc.ru

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SkyGame (RPG-Survival) Minecraft server
SkyGame is an RPG-themed server on version 1.12.2 with thoughtful gameplay and economics. This means that from the first hours of the game you will be interested in it: to farm and earn coins for leveling up; obtain quality resources to defeat the bosses of the Dark Location; play exciting mini-games with players; compete with players in a duel and find out who is better at PvP, and much more!
The most important thing is that the server has an economy! What does it mean? This means that resources are NOT garbage that donors throw out of creativity, but something that can be farmed and what can be used to make money.
There are almost no cheaters on the server, the administration strictly monitors this.
Briefly about what is on the server:
✅ Survival with RPG theme
✅ Mini-game “Village Defense”
✅ Mini-games “Spliff”
✅ Duels and PvP arena
✅ Auto-mine
✅ Dark location
✅ Weddings
✅ Beautiful RPG-themed spawn
✅ Rating of rich people, killers and time spent (Survival)
✅ Donation at an affordable price
✅ Music by /music team
✅ Enchantment store
✅ Resource traders (Buy/Sell)
✅ Firearms dealers
✅ Staves
✅ Starter kits
✅ Custom items with enhancements and enchantments, gems, resources.
✅ Custom mobs (Roam the world)
✅ Custom bosses (Live in the Dark Location)
✅ Auction (Great way to make money)
✅ Clans
✅ Adequate and experienced administration
✅ As many as 5 worlds to survive!
? Ordinary world (Simple generation)
? Epic world (Unique generation No. 1)
? Grandiose world (Unique generation No. 2)
? edge
? Nether

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cube.land Minecraft server
cube.land is a cozy private server where there is no place for cheaters and griefers, but for ordinary players who have grandiose (or not so grandiose) plans in their heads.
It is worth considering that our server is not completely vanilla, but has some additions. You can find them all on discord.
Our server is currently on the latest version of Minecraft (1.20.4) and has support for Plasmovoice and others.
Events almost every weekend, stay tuned?
> https://discord.gg/wdun5yvbrg
ru4.mineserv.su:25945

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Fate SMP
fate, smp
Player vs. Player Domination: Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles where every move counts. Whether you prefer one-on-one duels or large-scale skirmishes, our server provides the perfect arena for testing your skills against other players.
Dynamic Survival Multiplayer: Survive and thrive in a dynamic multiplayer world where every decision matters. Form alliances, build alliances, and strategize with your fellow players to gain the upper hand in the ever-changing landscape of our server.
Active Community: Join a welcoming and passionate community of Minecraft players who share your love for PvP. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer, you’ll find plenty of like-minded individuals to team up with or challenge to a duel.
Join Us Today!
Don’t miss out on the adrenaline-fueled excitement of PvP on our SMP server. Join us today and experience the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat, and the camaraderie of a vibrant Minecraft community.
IP Address: play.coreminecraft.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/8YpdXyhymT
MUST JOIN DISCORD TO BE WHITELISTED
Whether you’re a seasoned PvP veteran or a newcomer looking for excitement, there’s a place for you on our server. So grab your sword, sharpen your skills, and prepare for the ultimate PvP showdown. We’ll see you on the battlefield!

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