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DILF’s Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1061
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Wednesday edition where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking chicken who led them on a quest to find the elusive Golden Carrot of Destiny. Along the way, they battled evil llamas, rode on the backs of flying sheep, and even had a dance-off with a zombie. And guess what? They found the Golden Carrot and became the ruler of the server, with all the power and glory that comes with it.

But that’s not all! On our Wednesday edition, you can also participate in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most outrageous structures using only dirt and cobblestone. The winner gets a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and can fly you to the moon and back.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Wednesday edition and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Laid by Dad Jokes

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4113

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

DadCraft: Cringe Edition

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magic Items Found:	7048
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Are you a dad trying to connect with your Gen Z daughter but just can’t seem to speak her language? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got all the cringeworthy slang and gestures you need to make her roll her eyes so hard they might get stuck that way!

Join our server and start dropping phrases like “yeet” and “sksksksk” in casual conversation. Show off your sick dance moves with the floss and the dab, guaranteed to make her wish she was adopted. And if you really want to push her buttons, challenge her to a build battle and show her who the real blocky boss is.

So come on down to our server and level up your dad game. Who knows, you might even earn yourself a begrudging eye roll of approval from your Gen Z daughter.

DadJokesDirtyHumor Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, joke-cracking, and pun-tastic needs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with dad jokes that will make you groan, dirty humor that will make you blush, and everything in between. Our community is like no other, with players who are always ready to make you laugh until you cry (or pee your pants, we won’t judge).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a mythical creature who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can make him laugh, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his sense of humor is as fowl as his feathers.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on your pixelated walls? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where the dads are not just legends, they are the stuff of Minecraft myths.

Picture this: a server where the dads are so skilled at building, they can create entire cities in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it that one dad even built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just for fun. And that’s not all – these dads are also master fighters, taking on creepers and zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot, secret passageways that lead to enchanted realms, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Dad Cave, where all the dads gather to swap stories and share tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and become part of the dad lore that will go down in history as the most epic adventure ever told. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Spuds Semi-Vanilla SMP: Where grief is prevented, potatoes are worshipped, and sauerkraut flows freely! (1.20.4)

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Spuds Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Spuds
Plugins	GriefPrevention, LuckPerms, Custom Plugin
Location	Germany
IP	spuds.cloud

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. What is the server’s theme?

The server has a theme centered around potatoes, and offers a close-to-vanilla Minecraft experience.

2. Which plugins are used on the server?

The server only uses three plugins: GriefPrevention for claiming, LuckPerms for permissions, and a custom plugin that adds fun features like dad jokes without altering gameplay.

3. Where is the server hosted?

The server is hosted in Germany on a dedicated server to ensure a lag-free experience for all players.

4. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address spuds.cloud in your Minecraft client.

5. Who is the server owner?

The server is owned by Fred, along with the staff members who help manage the server.

Spuds: The Potato Patch

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Divine Spears Created:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Server Name	Spuds Minecraft Server
Server Type	Vanilla-like experience with minimal plugins
Plugins	GriefPrevention, LuckPerms, custom-made plugin
Location	Germany
IP Address	spuds.cloud

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: No, PvP is disabled on the server to maintain a friendly and cooperative atmosphere.

Q: How can I protect my builds from griefing?

A: You can use the GriefPrevention plugin to claim your land and prevent others from damaging your builds.

Q: Are there any special events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we regularly host building contests and other fun events for players to participate in.

Q: Can I join with my friends on the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server and play together. Just make sure to follow the server rules.

Q: Are there any donation perks on the server?

A: We do not offer any donation perks that give players advantages in gameplay. We believe in fair and equal gameplay for all.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report any rule violations to the server staff either through in-game chat or on our Discord server.

Spuds

Adventure, chat bridge, Claiming, Claims, dad jokes, dedicated server, Discord, Discordsrv, fred, germany, Griefprevention, Lag-free, luckperms, Minecraft, minimal plugins, PERMISSIONS, Plugins, Potatoes, Semivanilla, Smooth, spuds, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillasmp, Vanillasurvival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Hello there adventurer!You’re a big fan of potatoes and also prefer having an experience close to vanilla Minecraft?Look no further! Spuds is the perfect server for you.

At Spuds we only have the minimal amount of plugins to make sure everything runs smooth.These are: GriefPrevention (claiming), DiscordSRV (chat bridge), LuckPerms (permissions) and a custom-made plugin that doesn’t alter gameplay (for example we have dad jokes).

The server is hosted in Germany on a dedicated server to ensure we are having a lag-free experience.

I hope to see you there,

Fred with staff

spuds.cloud

HubbyHuntsNotHotMobs

attraction, body image, Boundaries, Brewery, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, family, Honesty, HubbyHuntsNotHotMobs, husband, Marriage, mental health, night out, parenting, physical health, postpartum, relationship, Respect, Restaurant, self esteem, weight gain

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where honesty is key! Just like this husband who always keeps his wife in the loop about his attractions to other women, we believe in open communication. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected revelations and emotional outbursts.

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations and have a good cry, just like the wife who finally snapped after her husband’s constant comments about other women. Let it all out and release that pent-up anger in a safe and supportive environment.

Experience the thrill of slamming your hands on the table and telling someone to shut the eff up, just like this wife did in a moment of pure rage. Let your emotions run wild as you navigate through our virtual world filled with surprises and unexpected twists.

So come join us on this crazy adventure where anything can happen, from emotional breakdowns to silent rides home. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation where you have to question if you’re the A-hole. But one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored on our server!

HotForBlocks

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

What would your keyboard complete: “I get hot for blocks”? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where blocks are hotter than lava! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are wearing sunglasses. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of stampeding pigs. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most insane Minecraft server this side of the Nether!

CraftyEurosEntrance

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	565
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Void Armor Forged:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

hey u, yes u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even germany detected 1,400 unauthorised entries ahead of the euros just to try and get in! like, can u believe it? that’s how awesome this server is!

we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. and the best part? u can ride a pig while doing it!

not to mention the community is so friendly and welcoming, they will give u free diamonds just for saying hi in the chat. and don’t even get me started on the events we have, like the annual sheep shearing competition where the winner gets a real life sheep delivered to their doorstep.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server ever and be a part of the madness!

DictatorCraft: Rule the Blocks!

AUTHORITY, Behavior, blocks, conformity, control, crazy person, dictator, DictatorCraft, Dictatorship, Government, influence, leadership, Manipulation, mental health, obedience, Oppression, Politics, power, Psychology, rule, social dynamics, society, tyranny

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	4967
Magic Items Found:	8194	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	80	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can be the dictator of ur own world! tell ur friends what to do and watch as they follow ur every command like mindless zombies! build ur own empire and rule with an iron fist, or maybe a diamond fist if ur feeling fancy.

we have insane events like the annual llama race where u can ride ur trusty llama steed to victory and claim the title of llama king! or join our weekly spleef tournaments where u can battle it out with ur friends in a epic game of block-breaking madness.

but beware, there are dangers lurking in the shadows of our server. from deadly creepers to sneaky griefers, u never know what might happen next. so grab ur sword and shield and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

so why wait? join our server now and become the ultimate dictator of ur own minecraft world! who needs therapy when u have absolute power, right?

AnimeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as underrated as the best anime this season that nobody watched? Look no further! Our server is like that hidden gem anime that only true connoisseurs appreciate. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy builds, and unexpected plot twists. Who needs mainstream when you can have a server that’s so underground, it’s practically in the Earth’s core? Join now and be part of the elite few who truly understand greatness!

MineCrafty Mischief Server

Blockchain, bull market, Coin, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, ethereum, finance, hate, investing, Investment, market, market trends, minecrafty, Mischief, outside, Potential, retards, Septembear, September, Server, Summer, summer activities, Trading

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and more fun than a pig in a mud bath.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is so amazing that even Notch himself would be jealous. We have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party, more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab, and more mobs than a zombie apocalypse.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a dragon, battle a giant chicken, and even build a house out of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself plays here on weekends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

Wedding Drama Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Confrontation, difficult decisions, Drama, emotional turmoil, ex girlfriend, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, Invitation, long-lost brother, loyalty, Minecraft, mixed emotions, personal boundaries, reconciliation, relationships, Resentment, self-care, Server, sibling rivalry, Wedding

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride of family drama and betrayal that will make your jaw drop!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find out that your long-lost brother, who you haven’t seen in over 22 years, is getting married. But wait, it gets better – his bride-to-be is none other than your ex-girlfriend of 9 years! And to top it all off, your brother reveals that she cheated on you with him! Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for the most outrageous family reunion you’ll ever experience. Will you attend the wedding and witness your ex saying “I do” to your own brother? Or will you stand your ground and refuse to be a part of this crazy love triangle? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of drama anywhere else!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of love. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a Minecraft soap opera unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

MineCraftDeadBeatDad

BETRAYAL, child support, Court, custody, drastic measures, irresponsible spending, KIDNAPPING, kids’ needs, MineCraftDeadBeatDad, Modification, neglect, Police, Protection, RAGE, vacation funds, visitation, well-being, withholding

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring the drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we guarantee more twists and turns than a soap opera!

Imagine a world where child support drama unfolds in Minecraft form. Witness the epic battle between a dad trying to protect his kids and an ex-wife splurging on vacations with her new beau. Will he withhold child support? Will she call the cops? Find out on our server!

Build your own dollar store flip flops that won’t fall apart in a day, and feast on virtual ramen noodles while your in-game kids complain about their too-small shoes. It’s a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane plot twists.

Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have child support drama to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

CognitiveCraft2020

biden, challenge, cognitive assessment, cognitive test, CognitiveCraft2020, confusion, controversy, debate, Doctor, election, medical examination, Memory, mental acuity, mental health, name mix-up, Politics, presidential candidates, presidential race, Testing, trump, Trump vs Biden

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5028	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

so, like, imagine this minecraft server where trump and biden are like, fighting it out in a cognitive test, but then trump gets all confused and starts calling the doctor by the wrong name, like, what a plot twist, amirite? join our server for all the wacky shenanigans and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll never know what crazy stuff will happen next, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and confusion, but in a fun way, ya know? come join us and be part of the madness, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter, then maybe you will, but who hates fun and laughter, amirite? come on, join us now and let the craziness begin!

GambitCraft: Cajun Crisis

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ores Mined:	4876
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crops Grown:	3390	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

YO, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT GAMBIT FROM X-MEN UP IN HERE! YEAH, HE’S CHILLIN’ IN OUR PIXELATED WORLD, THROWIN’ CARDS AND DOIN’ BACKFLIPS LIKE A BOSS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT THAT THE CAJUN POPULATION OF LOUISIANA IS SHRINKIN’ RAPIDLY. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, WE’RE SO POPULAR THAT PEOPLE ARE LEAVIN’ THEIR HOMES JUST TO COME PLAY WITH US.

SO COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS, WHERE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN AND GAMBIT IS THE KING OF THE BLOCKS. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! #GAMBIT4LIFE