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  • Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP

    Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP

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    🌟🎮 Welcome, fellow block enthusiasts! You ready to join the most absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP on the entire planet? Or should I say, the universe?? 🚀🌌

    First off, did you know that last Tuesday, our server’s admin accidentally summoned a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs? 🐔💎 But that’s not even the craziest part! We built a rollercoaster that goes to the Nether and back on accident, and now we have ghost riders! SPOOKY! 👻🎢

    Oh, and don’t even get me started on the great “Lost Sheep Conspiracy of 2022.” 🌈🐑 We lost a sheep and found a portal to another dimension where squids speak fluent English and jealously guard the secrets of the universe. Y’all wanna learn squid negotiatin’? You gotta join! Or maybe you wanna learn how to pet a phoenix? (Warning: They may light your house on fire! 🔥🏠)

    💥 But WAIT, there’s more! The trade route from the village to Spawn? It’s a NO MASK REQUIRED ZONE because the villagers have been so friendly, they’ve all agreed to throw a dance party every Friday at sundown! 💃🕺 I mean, who wouldn’t want to jam with pixelated villagers who throw rare enchanted carrots as their version of rave glowsticks?

    Just last week, we had an epic raid with an army of derpy llamas that somehow got tactical gear and took over the server’s throne room. So if you’ve got llama taming skills or just a desire to pet fuzzy chaos, this is YOUR place! 🦙⚔️

    And listen, here’s the kicker: there are rumors that if you place a sign in the End dimension saying “I’m a happy camper,” a Dragon Reader will show up and drop 1,000 gold nuggets because it’s apparently good luck. 😂🍀 I tried it and all I got was an Enderman asking for my deepest secrets; weird flex, but okay!

    Join us, and you can carve your own path, like that time I tried to build a cozy cottage and accidentally created a mud pit that turned into a Wacky Water Slide Resort! (It still hasn’t stop raining…HELP) 💦🏡

    So come! Join the ultimate Minecraft adventure filled with chickens, llamas in combat gear, spontaneous dance parties, and more conspiracies than the internet can handle. Who needs normal when you can have 100% certified lunacy?! 😜🎉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Lacerta Survival

    Lacerta Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lacerta Survival Server Overview

    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Version Latest
    Plugins None
    Community Guidelines Build nearby, but exceptions allowed
    Goal Active long-term community

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is this a Vanilla server? Yes, there are no non-vanilla plugins.
    Are there teleportation commands? No, there is no teleporting on this server.
    Is there an economy system? No, there are no economy plugins on the server.
    How can I join? Join the discord and get whitelisted: https://discord.gg/gsfhEgmczx

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafty Quests 1.21

    Crafty Quests 1.21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this epic Minecraft server where pigs can fly, literally! Forget boring old regular pigs, here we have pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic bacon birds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. It’s like Thriller meets EDM, but with blocky graphics and pixelated moves.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese. Yes, you heard me right, CHEESE. Imagine rolling around the server as a delicious dairy delight, causing confusion and hunger wherever you go.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a ride you won’t soon forget.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

    DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation.

    Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of heartbreak and betrayal, just like in a soap opera? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can navigate through the ups and downs of relationships, financial struggles, and questionable decisions that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Join now and witness the epic saga of a husband who can’t seem to stay away from his ex-mistress on TikTok, a wife who’s had enough of his shenanigans, and a group of friends who are always up to no good. Will they be able to work through their issues and come out stronger, or will it all come crashing down like a poorly built dirt house?

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you laughing, crying, and wondering why you ever logged on in the first place. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most chaotic Minecraft server experience you’ll ever encounter!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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