Dad Joke Minecraft Servers

Dad Joke

  • DumbJokeCraft

    DumbJokeCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building a castle out of diamond blocks, and taming creepers to do your bidding.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

    If you’re feeling brave, you can also venture into the Nether, where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with all your Minecraft pals and maybe even score a rare loot drop or two.

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what absurdity awaits you around every corner?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DadJokeMVP Minecraft SMP

    DadJokeMVP Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have so many epic builds, like a giant statue of a potato riding a llama and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. And the best part is, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He tells dad jokes all day long that are so bad, they deserve a standing ovation. Like, why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, LOL! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP

    DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the other day, I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret tunnel that led me to a village full of talking llamas who told me the funniest dad jokes ever. I was laughing so hard, I almost fell off my minecart! And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like one time we replaced all the sheep in someone’s farm with pink llamas wearing sunglasses. It was epic, bro! So if you want to join in on the madness and have a blast with us, come on over and let’s build some ridiculous structures and have a blast together! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter, then maybe you should stay away. But seriously, join us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DadCraft Minecraft Server

    DadCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by the ultimate dad joke master. Get ready to LOL your way through epic battles and hilarious quests.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the completely unrelated SOL.BASED BLACK MAN, who always keeps things politically relevant. Who knew Minecraft could be so woke?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary sky snake feasts. That’s right, we eat good on this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way to victory. Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyPunchline Minecraft Server

    CraftyPunchline Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    “Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade your wife and daughter for diamonds and emeralds! Just kidding (kind of). But seriously, join our server for a chance to build a house made entirely of cake, ride a giant chicken into battle, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Who needs a wife and daughter when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join now and let the craziness begin!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NetherWordJokeGoneWrong

    NetherWordJokeGoneWrong

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and inappropriate jokes!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your mother-in-law appears out of nowhere and drops the N-word in a failed attempt at humor. The awkward silence that follows will keep you on the edge of your seat!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your spouse about respecting each other’s families. Will you choose peace or stand up for what’s right?

    Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with questionable humor and family drama! This server is not for the faint of heart, but it’s guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PetriObsessedMC SMP

    PetriObsessedMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. First of all, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds, I mean, how cool is that?! And the spawn area is like a magical fairy forest with talking animals and flying pigs, like whaaaat.

    But wait, there’s more. The whole server is actually built on a giant floating taco, I kid you not. And every time you mine diamonds, a chorus of angels sings in the background. It’s like Minecraft heaven, but with more explosions and llamas wearing top hats.

    And get this, if you join the server, you automatically gain the ability to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes. Plus, every time you log in, a herd of baby pandas greets you with a dance party. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this insane awesomeness?

    So yeah, if you’re totally into the smell of petrichor and want to experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life, then you need to join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow made of cheese, but better.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyMDs – No cure for creepers!

    CraftyMDs – No cure for creepers!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the doctors are the ones breaking the news? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted by a team of medical professionals ready to deliver the most outrageous news in the most hilarious ways possible. From diagnosing your character with a severe case of “diamond deficiency” to prescribing you with a dose of “creeper repellent,” our doctors will keep you entertained while you play. So come join us for a dose of laughter and fun – just be prepared for some unexpected medical advice along the way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Veggie Baby Craft Land

    Veggie Baby Craft Land

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how some servers are all strict and stuff? well not this one, man. we got all the crazy fun and none of the rules. like, if u join this server, ur baby in the game gonna be like, super tiny and stuff. but in a cute way, u know? and the birth weights gonna be like, so low, they gonna be floating in the air. it’s wild, man. so come join us and experience the wackiness for yourself. plus, we got a secret level where u can ride a giant carrot into battle. it’s epic, bro. so what u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • sVanilla Survival

    sVanilla Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    sVanilla Survival Server Overview

    Server sVanilla Survival
    IP Address corn.gg
    Region USA East

    sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Why choose sVanilla Survival? – Survive & Thrive: On sVanilla we favor the ability of players to have freedom in how they play the game. While we do not allow hacked clients; You are free to explore the world, build extravagant builds, or simply destroy & conquer. Only the strong survive on sVanilla. – Melee Based PVP: We believe that the current PvP meta is a detriment to the survival experience. With this in mind, crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows. To add balance to the melee meta, a combat tag system is in place with pvp restrictions such as no elytra in combat & an 8 second totem cooldown. – Quality of Life: While we love vanilla, we also understand the need for a few tweaks. We’ve implemented a few quality-of-life modifications to enhance gameplay without deviating from the authentic feel. Teleport, Ignore & Sethome commands are provided for convenience. – Bartering Economy: There are no economy plugins, the server economy is based on trading with other players. – Boundless Exploration: With no land claims and a modest 300k world border, feel free to explore any corner of the map as you wish and lay claim as you see fit. – Permanent Legacy: Our map is permanent and will never reset, so the monuments you build today will stand as a testament to your creativity for years to come. – TNT Duplication: Piston and slime based TNT dupers are enabled, which means you can build tree farms with ease or even create tnt machines of destruction.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Ethereal Skylands 1.20.5

    Ethereal Skylands 1.20.5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!

    You can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a pig wearing a top hat.

    The best part is, you can battle other players in epic PvP matches and show them who’s boss with your enchanted diamond sword of doom!

    Plus, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and rare loot just waiting to be discovered.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MILposterNOPECraft

    MILposterNOPECraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old gifts from your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of unwanted posters and awkward family dynamics! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious escapades that will make you forget all about that giant painting your mother-in-law insists you hang above your sofa.

    Instead of arguing about art preferences, join us and build your own masterpiece in the virtual world of Minecraft! No more awkward conversations about framing costs and wall damage – just pure, unadulterated fun with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of unwanted gifts.

    So why waste time arguing with family members when you can join our server and create your own virtual paradise? Say goodbye to unwanted posters and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Join us now and let the laughter and creativity flow!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RedditShare4MinecraftSMP

    RedditShare4MinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. It’s so lit, even the creepers are doing the dab dance.

    Join our server and you’ll get to ride on a flying pig while battling zombie chickens with laser eyes. And guess what? The winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yeah, you heard me right, a dragon that farts rainbows!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the Endermen bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of your Minecraft life? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the server, my fellow blockheads!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocktopia: Where Creepers are the Norm

    Blocktopia: Where Creepers are the Norm

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every hour)!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical beast that lays golden eggs and grants wishes to those who can defeat it in battle. Rumor has it that one player even tamed the Ender Chicken and now rides it into battle against other players.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have built a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of cake, or a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government?

    Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (especially since we have a secret enchantment that makes you physically unable to log off).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyToiletWars

    BlockyToiletWars

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u!

    picture this: u log on and suddenly u r transported to a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. u can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against evil zombies and skeleton warriors.

    but wait, there’s more! our toilets are not just any old toilets. they come in two sizes: “women” and “unisex.” why? because in our world, toilets have genders too!

    join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun. then u might regret it a little. but who hates fun? not u, that’s for sure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP