DadJokeMVP Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4145
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Dragon Eggs Found:	4567
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have so many epic builds, like a giant statue of a potato riding a llama and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. And the best part is, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He tells dad jokes all day long that are so bad, they deserve a standing ovation. Like, why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, LOL! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the other day, I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret tunnel that led me to a village full of talking llamas who told me the funniest dad jokes ever. I was laughing so hard, I almost fell off my minecart! And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like one time we replaced all the sheep in someone’s farm with pink llamas wearing sunglasses. It was epic, bro! So if you want to join in on the madness and have a blast with us, come on over and let’s build some ridiculous structures and have a blast together! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter, then maybe you should stay away. But seriously, join us, you won’t regret it!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mines Excavated:	4359	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by the ultimate dad joke master. Get ready to LOL your way through epic battles and hilarious quests.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the completely unrelated SOL.BASED BLACK MAN, who always keeps things politically relevant. Who knew Minecraft could be so woke?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary sky snake feasts. That’s right, we eat good on this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way to victory. Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

CraftyPunchline Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	186	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

“Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade your wife and daughter for diamonds and emeralds! Just kidding (kind of). But seriously, join our server for a chance to build a house made entirely of cake, ride a giant chicken into battle, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Who needs a wife and daughter when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join now and let the craziness begin!”

JomonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by a 178cm tall, 30-year-old Japanese dude named Dicka who is always ready for some epic Minecraft adventures!

Join our server and you might just find yourself battling giant creepers with diamond swords, riding on the backs of flying pigs, or even discovering a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few pesky skeletons).

But beware, because Dicka is known for his mischievous pranks, like turning all the chickens into explosive TNT chickens or creating a maze of lava pits just for fun. So if you’re up for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can survive the madness of Dicka’s world!

Laptop2Keyboard Minecraft SMP Master

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Animals Bred:	93	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled caves, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots.

So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because on our server, anything is possible (even using your laptop as a keyboard for your PC)! Join now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

NoMeansNo Minecraft Server

acceptance, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Cultural differences, cultural norms, emotional response, exchange student, family conflict, family dynamics, food refusal, Frustration, generational gap, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, nomeansno, personal choices, Respect, self reliance, Self-expression, Server, traditional values

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Animals Bred:	125	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of being bossed around by your mom and grandma like a noob in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the freedom to make your own choices, just like when you went on exchange and became a self-dependent pro player!

No more being forced to try on uncomfortable sports bras or eat 10 meals a day against your will. On our server, you can build your own empire, mine for diamonds without anyone telling you what to do, and slay dragons without anyone breathing down your neck!

Don’t let your mom and grandma control your Minecraft experience – join our server and show them who’s the real boss! And remember, in our world, you’re always the hero of your own story. So, are you ready to craft your own destiny? Join now and say goodbye to being told what to do!

MeanCraft – Uptight Edition

ANNOYING, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Conflict, Edition, expensive couch, FARTING, hot breath, Marriage, mean, MeanCraft, normal behavior, personal space, pet behavior, pitt bull, playfulness, relationships, rude behavior, scratching, teasing, uptight

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5910
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of being called uptight and mean for not laughing at your husband’s ridiculous pranks? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where farting in someone’s space is not considered a joke!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about waking up to hot breath in your face or getting scratched by a playful but overly enthusiastic 80 lbs Pitt bull. Instead, you can build your dream world without any annoying interruptions from a husband who just doesn’t understand boundaries.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because here, the only hot air you’ll encounter is from the lava pits in the Nether. And remember, on our server, the only moles you’ll have to worry about are the ones you mine for resources!

DivorceCraft SMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Are you tired of your spouse stealing all the diamonds in your Minecraft chest? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where marriages are destroyed over virtual resources! Build your dream base, fight off creepers, and watch your relationships crumble as you compete for the best loot. Who needs marriage counseling when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right? Join now for a chance to have your ex-spouse’s house blown up by a TNT trap!

Crafty Decisions

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and embark on a journey filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with just a few clucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server on weekends to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dance the infamous ghostly figure?

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life? Join now and see for yourself if you’ve made the right decision…or if you’ve just entered the Twilight Zone of Minecraft madness!

SushiCraftNavalOops

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7235	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Crops Grown:	5447

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, man. We got Chinese Navy survey ships entering Japanese waters and causing chaos, bro. It’s like a real-life drama unfolding right in front of your eyes, but in Minecraft form, ya know?

Join our server for the thrill of the chase as you try to navigate through the treacherous waters filled with Chinese Navy ships and Japanese defense ministries. Will you be able to survive the madness and come out on top? Only the bravest and most skilled players will prevail in this epic showdown.

But wait, there’s more! We also have secret underwater bases, hidden treasure chests, and mythical sea creatures waiting to be discovered. Dive deep into the unknown and uncover the mysteries that lie beneath the surface.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world we’ve created. See you on the other side, matey!

ConceptionCraft: Celebrate Your Beginnings!

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more shenanigans than a llama in a minecart! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a chicken who could do the moonwalk better than Michael Jackson. That chicken became the mayor of our server and declared every day to be a party day! We have more parties than a creeper has explosions, and let me tell you, they are lit!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the disco sheep. Legend has it that if you find and shear a disco sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! Who needs diamonds when you have disco sheep wishes?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! We promise you’ll have more fun than a pig in a mud bath. And remember, on our server, every day is a celebration – even your conception day! Don’t ask us how we know when that is, just roll with it. See you in the game, party animals!

StressCraft: Hope Ahead!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

so like, u know how sometimes u just need a break from all the stress and craziness of life, right? well, this server is like the ultimate escape from reality, dude. like, forget mindfulness, hope is where it’s at, man.

on this server, we don’t just build cool stuff and survive in the wild, we create INSANE stories and adventures that will have u laughing and crying and screaming all at the same time. like, one time we had a giant chicken invade the village and we all had to band together to defeat it with nothing but our bare hands and some stale bread. it was epic, bro.

so if u wanna escape the stress of work and just have a good time with some chill people, come join us on this server. who needs mindfulness when u have hope and a bunch of crazy minecraft players to keep u entertained, amirite? let’s do this, man!

NNRMC: Where even the creepers can’t agree on what planet they’re on

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Dragons Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

NNRMC Minecraft Server

Overview:

NNRMC is a geopolitical nations rp on the earth map. We have a detailed list of rules that shapes wars and peace in playable manners, along with active moderation and a welcoming community. The server allows for cracked accounts and is on 1.16.5 to 1.20.6 java versions.

Server Information:

Server Type	Geopolitical Nations RP
Map	Earth
Rules	Detailed rules for wars and peace
Version	1.16.5 to 1.20.6

Join our Discord:

https://discord.com/invite/hbnfJXpb6h

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I join with a cracked account?	Yes, the server allows cracked accounts.
Is the server active?	Yes, we have active moderation and a welcoming community.
What versions are supported?	The server supports versions 1.16.5 to 1.20.6.

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