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CraftyDadJokes

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dad joke paradise! Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off as we tell the most epic dad jokes in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it, if you can make the admins laugh with your dad joke, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block bigger than your head! So come on down to our server and show us your best dad jokes, because here, the punnier, the better!

Family Power Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, belonging, blood ties, Bonding, Connection, Emotional support, family, generations, home, IMPORTANCE, Kinship, love, loyalty, power, Realm, relationships, strength, Support, togetherness, Traditions, Unity, VALUES

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	873
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Void Armor Forged:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Towns Built:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Yo, bro, do you even lift? Well, on this server, we lift each other up with the power of family! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of something bigger than yourself.

We’ve got more love and support than a therapy llama, and our players are as loyal as a pack of wolves. So why not join us and experience the power of family for yourself? Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies?

Don’t be a lonely potato, come join our server and become part of our wacky, wonderful family. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and friendship. But who hates fun and friendship? That’s just crazy talk. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the power of family lift you to new heights!

TardyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, bullying, Explanation, friendship, GPA, Help, Late, mad, Math, Minecraft, mutual friends, PUSHY, Rushing, scholarship, scholarship kid, Server, Struggling, TardyCraft, Tutor, work, Worried, Yelling

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama at your private school? Do you need a break from all the academic stress and social pressures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you!

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. No more worrying about scholarships, bullies, or annoying classmates. Instead, dive into a world of endless possibilities and endless fun.

On our server, you can team up with other players to build epic structures, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome monsters. And who knows, you might even make some unexpected friendships along the way – just like the unlikely duo of (15M) and Allen!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead? Let’s get crafting, mining, and laughing together!

GFunk’s Stank Tank

awkward conversations, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, GFunks, hygiene problem, Immigrant, intimate body odor, oral sex, personal hygiene, relationship issues, repressed culture, Respect, sensitivity, sexual health, stank, TANK, Understanding

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1182
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any awkward hygiene issues like the poor soul in the story above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no uncomfortable conversations about intimate topics.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. Plus, we guarantee that our virtual world smells like fresh roses at all times – no need for Vagisil here!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (literally) while you’re at it! See you in the game, and remember – keep it clean, both in-game and IRL. 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

HairyManMC SMP

attraction, body hair, Grooming, hairy arms, hairy back, hairy body, hairy chest, hairy chest hair, hairy legs, hairy men, hairy men’s appearance, hairy men’s confidence, hairy men’s dating, hairy men’s fashion, hairy men’s grooming, hairy men’s hygiene, hairy men’s self-esteem, hairy men’s style, hairy stomach, HairyManMC, Masculinity, smp

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Crops Grown:	8001
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Emeralds Found:	7452	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

OMG so like, on this Minecraft server, we have the hairiest men you’ve ever seen! Like, they’re practically walking carpets, but in a totally sexy way. And get this, they all have magical powers that can turn dirt into diamonds and make creepers explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house. It’s like a hairy wizard party up in here! So if you’re into hairy men and epic Minecraft shenanigans, you gotta join our server ASAP. Plus, we have a secret underground disco room where the hairy men bust out their best dance moves. It’s lit, fam. Join now or forever miss out on the hairy magic!

StealMyLunchCraft

Boundaries, break room, coworker conflict, Etiquette, food ownership, food security, food sharing, food theft, Hunger, lunchroom, lunchtime, office, office culture, personal responsibility, SNACKS, social norms, stealing, StealMyLunchCraft, temptation, work, workplace behavior

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of working with food thieves who steal your lunch from the office fridge? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those sneaky snack stealers! Join us and build your own virtual fridge where no one can touch your precious snacks. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground cafeteria where you can feast on unlimited virtual food without anyone stealing a bite. So come join us and say goodbye to lunchtime theft forever!

Secret Kidz Craft Fun

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Void Gems Collected:	26	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like TikTok for gamers, but wit way more creepers and zombies! We got kids sneakin’ on wit like 3.38 accounts, tryna hide from their parents like they hidin’ their secret stash of diamonds. And get dis, 6.3% of our players got secret accounts too, so u know it’s gonna be wild up in here! Join now and let’s get blocky together, fam!

Lumber Jacks 1.20.4

1.20.4, action, Anime, Asa Cutasa, Blood, chainsaw devil, chainsaw man, dark fantasy, demon hunter, Denji, Devil, Fujimoto Tatsuki, Horror, JACKS, Lumber, Makima, Makima’s control, Manga, mappa, Pochita, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Love Letters Sent:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while battling fierce mobs that are actually secret agents from another dimension.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question whether you’re actually living in the Matrix.

So why wait? Join now and let’s embark on this epic journey together. Just remember to bring your tin foil hat, because things are about to get weird.

HandiCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, building, carpark, Dinner, Dispute, Evidence, Faded, Friends, handicap space, handicraft, Marking, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, night, Parking, reserved parking, Restaurant, Server, Signage, Support, unmarked

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Last night I went out for a virtual dinner on our Minecraft server and when I logged in, I found a prime spot right by the spawn point. I joined my friend for some mining and crafting, but when it was time to log off, I was in for a surprise.

I returned to my virtual car to find three players waiting by it, one of them wielding a diamond sword. They asked if it was my car, and when I said yes, they accused me of parking in a handicap space. I told them there must be a mistake as there was no pixelated sign or block to indicate it was a handicap space.

To prove my point, I got in my virtual car and backed it up. If it was indeed a handicap space, then the pixelated painting on the ground had faded and was unrecognizable (especially in the dark caves of Minecraft). They replied that the spot had always been reserved parking, even before the server was used for building.

If it was clearly evident that it was a handicap space, I would certainly have never parked there, but come on, it’s Minecraft! Join our server for some crazy adventures and ridiculous parking disputes. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

SoloCraft: ByeHubbyBye

anxiety, Boundaries, ByeHubbyBye, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DEBT, Decision making, family, finances, Friends, INDEPENDENCE, long-term relationships, Marriage, passive aggressive, personal growth, relationships, self-care, solo travel, SoloCraft, travel, vacation

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8773
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of dealing with a drama llama when it comes to traveling with your significant other? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some virtual adventures without the stress of real-life travel drama.

On our server, you can explore exotic lands, build magnificent structures, and even fly without any anxiety whatsoever! No need to worry about passive-aggressive comments or last-minute cancellations – just pure, unadulterated fun.

Plus, our server is so affordable that even someone terrible with money can afford it! With no debt to accumulate and no need for spending money, you can focus on enjoying the virtual world without any financial stress.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your travel troubles behind. Who needs a vacation when you can have the ultimate adventure right at your fingertips?

BlockBustersCraft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are creepers blowing up your dreams of building the ultimate castle? Are skeletons shooting down your aspirations of becoming a Minecraft master? Fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and watch as your diamond pickaxe becomes a magic wand that grants you unlimited resources and power. Say goodbye to boring old survival mode and hello to a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Don’t let anything stop you from being successful on our server – except maybe the occasional accidental lava bath. Join now and start your epic journey to greatness!