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Players:	96/400	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4464
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dad joke paradise! Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off as we tell the most epic dad jokes in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it, if you can make the admins laugh with your dad joke, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block bigger than your head! So come on down to our server and show us your best dad jokes, because here, the punnier, the better!

Split An Atom

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	7356	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

The Spilt An Atom Minecraft server is a unique creative experiment, founded by creative professionals. PVP and economy. Join the server today and explore!

minecraft.splitanatom.com

RyokanCraft [1.8 – 1.20+]

bedrock, Claims, crossplay, Hub, LifeSteal, Minigames, mmo, Skyblock, Survival, Survivalsmp

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	882691	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Online – 24/7

My Small Server that runs 24/7 with 20+ plugins to make Survival a better experience such as Economy, Land Claims, MCMMO + Jobs, ShopUI, LifeSteal and more to come.

[Consoles need to use geyserconnect.net or Bedrock Together Mobile App to connect]

Free now and free forever, I don’t believe in Pay to Play or Pay to Win, unless you want donate to help with my electric bill lol… My server is more of a Passion Project and will be online for years to come so feel free to have fun and make memories not having to worry about if the server will be going anywhere.

play.ryokancraft.net

SyntaxMC Network

Creative, Enhanced, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Networkserver, Prison, Skyblock, Superflat, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7344
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

It would be a pleasure to have you join us!

There is a wide selection of servers to choose from, including several vanilla servers, popular and original modpacks, various pixelmon servers as well as RPG and mini game servers coming soon!

We offer a wide variety of servers for players across the minecraft community, including but won’t be limited to;

[img title=:iron: width= height=]cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/810260455208779789.webp?size=44&quality=lossless[/img] Vanilla Servers• Survival!: ( a vanilla classic experiance! explore build create! your own path~) (Full Dynmap – and /shop)

• Enhanced!: ( for those who want a change with custom terrain mcmmo or even new structures to mc! ) (Full Dynmap – and /shop)

• Skyblock!: Custom Skyblock designs and aswell the classic experiance all skyblocks are equiped with full upgradable settings hoppers custom cobble generators and worldborder for every individual island! (and has /shop!)

• Creative!: ( for those who want a change with custom terrain or even new structures to mc Build to ur hearts content!! ) (Full Dynmap – and /shop)

• Hard-Line Hardcore!: for them who want a challange with minecraft~! u have 9 lives till tempbans! but those who keep all 9 and manage to finish the game gets a reward of a donor rank! challange at ur own risk! (Full Dynmap – and /shop)

• StarVally!: Want a relaxing time with custom crops? foods? or even structures? Starvally will bring peace to ur game! this server has custom crops models and aswell as new structure designs AND MORE! (Full Dynmap – and /shop)

• Prison!: A classic prison server soon to be released!

• Factions! A classic Factions with abit of a change! is soon to be released!

• SuperFlat! A new way of playing mc! with a good old superflat![img title=:iron: width= height=]cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/810260455208779789.webp?size=44&quality=lossless[/img] Modded Servers (Coming Soon)[img title=:iron: width= height=]cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/810260455208779789.webp?size=44&quality=lossless[/img] Pixelmon Servers (Coming Soon)[img title=:iron: width= height=]cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/810260455208779789.webp?size=44&quality=lossless[/img] RPG Servers (Coming Soon)[img title=:iron: width= height=]cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/810260455208779789.webp?size=44&quality=lossless[/img] Mini Games (Coming Soon)

We have much more to offer then what is mentioned here, feel free to check it out! [img title=✨ width= height=]discord.com/assets/060a900d2663d60c9edd.svg[/img]Come Check out the network and watch the network grow! will bring in new rewards for players who want to join and help out!

The server IP is: play.syntaxmc.orgDiscord Server: https://discord.gg/pBq3UFbTVQ

play.Syntaxmc.org

Obsidian Cities MC Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	756
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	116
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Building and adventure server. Locks, economy, shops, /home, and owner restricted building areas.

ocmc.me

Mana Meta

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Buildings Constructed:	30	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Meteorites Collected:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

We’re a small SMP server that is looking for new players to join. The server has custom made plugins that makes the game more exciting, and we’re always adding new content!

Our Map: https://manameta.net/map Our Discord: https://discord.gg/5H8FS2r6fq Our Server IP: ManaMeta.net

Still not sure? We assure you that your builds are protected. Your suggestions and questions are heard. The features above may add a lot to the game, however it is up to you if you wish to use them. If you simply want to play and build, that is more than feasible on the server.

ManaMeta.net:25568

Lifesteal Omega

Cracked, Economy, Factions, Hardmode, LifeSteal, Lifestealsmp, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ores Mined:	947
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6

Welcome to LifeSteal Omega, a semi-vanilla Cracked Minecraft server with an additional feature where you can steal hearts from other players. When you kill another player, you receive their heart while they lose a heart. This means that the player who kills someone will have a maximum of 11 hearts, and the victim will have 9 hearts.

On our server, PvP is allowed, and we don’t restrict players from stealing or raiding other bases. However, we do have a limit of 20 hearts on the server! If you lose all of your hearts you will be death banned for 24 hours, after which you can join back as your stats will be reset.

Our server is located in Central Europe so players from different regions can easily connect and play with others. Join us today and experience the lifesteal gamemode in a semi-vanilla Minecraft environment.

mc.lifestealomega.com

RexKraft Survival | 1.20 | 100 Rankups | Battlepass | Dungeons | Discord | Tournaments

Antigreifing, Antigrief, Antixray, battlepass, Bosses, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom, Customenchantments, Customenchants, Custommobs, Customplugins, Customtools, disguise, Dropparty, Dungeon, Dungeons, Dynmap, Elevator, Elevators, Events, Griefprevention, Jobs, MCMMO, Minigames, Mobcatcher, Pinata, Pinataparty, Playershops, Playervaults, Playerwarps, Pvptoggle, Pyrofishing, Pyromining, Rankup, Rankups, Survival, Tournaments

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2674	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Join our thriving Minecraft survival server, where you’ll find a thriving economy, anti-griefing measures, ranks to work towards, custom mobs to fight and explore, challenging dungeons to conquer, and a friendly community of mature and helpful players. With active staff and an engaged owner, there’s always something new and exciting happening!

Main Feature:

ranks that give you unique

Player Shops – An open economy to sell and buy with others in a creative way.

Special Hoppers – Gather all your resources in a chunk without any worries! (Including filters!)

Survival server – We offer Survival (1.20)

Discord – An active community that allows you & all of our players to keep up with giveaways, events, and server updates.

Minor Features:

Infinity Stones – Gather all 6 stones to craft an Infinity Crate Key!

Grief Prevention – Protect your builds from those nasty griefers.

Cosmetics – Custom skins, tags, and disguises!

Player Vaults – Store all your goods in personal vaults.

Toggle PvP – Fight when you want!

Auction House – Auction your values at high prices!

Active Community & Staff – Always there for your help!

RexKraft Contacts:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mE7HTvE

Website/Forums: https://www.rexkraft.com/

play.rexkraft.com

MonkeyCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Votes:	2226
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Bukkit 1.2.5 servers [Towny] [mcMMO] [mcjobs] [ChestShop] [dynmap] [Multiverse] plus others visit our website for more information.

MonkeyCraft.org

ArabCraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Survival Smp Server with cool features and stuff join discord server for more info: https://discord.gg/2avEfZEMd4 ip: arabcraft.my.pebble.host if you cant join connect us on discord https://discord.gg/2avEfZEMd4 its good server pls join it you will like it its amazing server i spend hours on making it and days

arabcraft.my.pebble.host

Podcraft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	615
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4185	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	4800	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Server Ip: Podts.com Podcraft is a brand new PvP server that is under contruction. Start out now to be ahead of the others! This server is a griefing pvp server that has no limit to griefk Up until factions.

We are adding the Mob Arena soon!! We do NOT tolerate any HACKS such as: xray,auto spams,auto aim etc!

By under construction, we are building and adding plugins to put this server to the best! We have the main city, Arkenstone and are currently making an Egyption based City and Sky City!

Podts.com