🔥dad humor Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Laid by Dad Jokes

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

DadCraft: Cringe Edition

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Towns Built:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Are you a dad trying to connect with your Gen Z daughter but just can’t seem to speak her language? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got all the cringeworthy slang and gestures you need to make her roll her eyes so hard they might get stuck that way!

Join our server and start dropping phrases like “yeet” and “sksksksk” in casual conversation. Show off your sick dance moves with the floss and the dab, guaranteed to make her wish she was adopted. And if you really want to push her buttons, challenge her to a build battle and show her who the real blocky boss is.

So come on down to our server and level up your dad game. Who knows, you might even earn yourself a begrudging eye roll of approval from your Gen Z daughter.

DadCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3724
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Villages Defended:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Emeralds Found:	1773	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on your pixelated walls? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where the dads are not just legends, they are the stuff of Minecraft myths.

Picture this: a server where the dads are so skilled at building, they can create entire cities in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it that one dad even built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just for fun. And that’s not all – these dads are also master fighters, taking on creepers and zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot, secret passageways that lead to enchanted realms, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Dad Cave, where all the dads gather to swap stories and share tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and become part of the dad lore that will go down in history as the most epic adventure ever told. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchantments Applied:	105	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for the most epic quest of all time – the Battle of the Dirty Dishes! Fight alongside your fellow players as you take on the evil forces of unwashed plates and sticky countertops. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of Dishwashing Champion?

But that’s not all! Explore our virtual world and discover hidden treasures like the legendary Laundry Basket of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner the power to make clothes magically jump into their proper place. Will you be the one to unlock its secrets?

And don’t forget about our thrilling Chicken Egg Incubator Challenge! Test your skills as you navigate through a maze of egg shells, feathers, and chicken poop in a race against time. Can you clean it all up before the timer runs out?

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your ability to clean up after yourself)!

NoBroNoShowCraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6851
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Animals Bred:	102

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a safe space where you won’t have to worry about your brother showing up high and causing a scene.

We understand the importance of family support, but sometimes you just need a break from the drama. Our server is addiction-free and full of fun adventures for you and your kids to enjoy. Say goodbye to family dinners filled with uncertainty and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and leave the family drama behind! Who needs family unity when you can have diamonds and dragons instead?

SpookyMysteryMan Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and madness!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with ancient relics and cursed loot. But beware, for the spirits of the long-dead miners still haunt the tunnels, ready to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players!

And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a parallel universe hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be brave enough to find it and uncover its dark secrets?

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a mischievous group of pranksters who love to pull outrageous pranks on unsuspecting players. From filling your base with chickens to turning your entire house upside down, you never know what to expect when you log on!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat – if you can handle it, that is!

CraftQuarantineHabits

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	7297	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dimension Hops:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of staring at the same four walls every day? Do you miss the thrill of adventure and exploration? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and maybe even a few friendly creepers.

Our server is like no other, with custom mods that will blow your mind. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about a diamond sword that shoots lasers? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll gain access to exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the legendary diamond hunt where players compete to find the rarest gems. Plus, our community is the friendliest around, always willing to lend a hand or a potion of invisibility when you need it most.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless fun on our Minecraft server. Trust us, your quarantine habits will thank you.

Fruit Fly Brain Quest

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

so, like, imagine if fruit flies were actually super smart and had like, tiny little brains that held all the secrets of the universe. well, on this server, we’ve digitally mapped the WHOLE brain of a fruit fly. that’s right, every little neuron and synapse is just waiting for you to explore.

join us on this wacky adventure as we uncover the mysteries of the fruit fly brain and maybe even unlock the secrets to human brain disorders. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for brain farts or something equally ridiculous.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this mind-bending journey and see just how far down the rabbit hole of fruit fly brains you can go. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Block Nation Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5366	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Are you tired of dealing with pesky regions holding back your progress in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server and watch as we eliminate two regions that are causing chaos in the game. Just like magic, 90% of your problems will disappear and you’ll be living out the founding father’s vision in no time. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so revolutionary? Join us now and be a part of this epic quest to reshape the virtual world!

Best Goalkeeper In History Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ores Mined:	6875
Holy Grails Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the goalkeepers are so good, they can block any creeper explosion with their bare hands!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombies or building a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts where players have to navigate deadly traps and solve riddles written in ancient Minecraftian script.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP in history! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BroBroKidsNoGoZone

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of dealing with demanding kids who have expensive taste buds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise, no one will be ordering 50 piece nuggets or their own large pizza here.

Join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be ordering is blocks to build your dream world. No tantrums allowed, unless it’s from a creeper blowing up your house – then it’s fair game.

Forget about playing favorites with blood, because on our server, everyone is treated equally…unless you try to order two shakes and two ice creams, then we might have to have a chat.

So come on over and join the fun – we promise, the only thing you’ll be screaming about is how awesome our server is!

SubredditSilliness

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mines Excavated:	3853	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46

Have you ever stumbled upon a subreddit dedicated to people dressing up their pet rocks in tiny costumes and hosting fashion shows for them? Well, that’s just a normal Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. From battling zombie llamas to building a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of melons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join us for a truly bizarre and hilarious time!

SenoritaSheinbaum’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Potions Brewed:	27
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Magic Items Found:	3273	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where you can be the president of mexico, claudia sheinbaum! she is all about girl power and she will lead you to victory in the virtual world of blocks and creepers.

build your own taco stand and sell delicious virtual tacos to all the players on the server. but watch out for the evil cartel who wants to steal your secret recipe for the best tacos in the world!

team up with other players to fight off the zombie horde that is threatening to take over the server. claudia sheinbaum will lead the charge with her trusty diamond sword and her army of feminist warriors.

so come on down to our server and experience the madness of being the president of mexico in the world of minecraft. it’s time for women to rule the virtual world!