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DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. It’s like a magical land full of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes fighting evil mobs.

Join us and you’ll be showered with diamonds and enchanted gear. We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like golden apples and dragon eggs. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never run out of people to prank and troll.

So come on, don’t be a noob. Join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your inner meme lord. We promise you’ll never look back, unless a creeper blows you up. LOL!

CraftyDadJokes

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7177
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Void Gems Collected:	35	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Zombie Dances:	0

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dad joke paradise! Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off as we tell the most epic dad jokes in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it, if you can make the admins laugh with your dad joke, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block bigger than your head! So come on down to our server and show us your best dad jokes, because here, the punnier, the better!

Dad Jokes R Us

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Dragon Scales Harvested:	286
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

Dad Jokes R Us

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Towns Built:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Farms Harvested:	807	Players Killed by Monsters:	3089
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	9890
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Towns Built:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	252	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the other day, I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret tunnel that led me to a village full of talking llamas who told me the funniest dad jokes ever. I was laughing so hard, I almost fell off my minecart! And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like one time we replaced all the sheep in someone’s farm with pink llamas wearing sunglasses. It was epic, bro! So if you want to join in on the madness and have a blast with us, come on over and let’s build some ridiculous structures and have a blast together! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter, then maybe you should stay away. But seriously, join us, you won’t regret it!

Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

DadCraft: Cringe Edition

awkward, cringe, cringe culture, cringe-worthy, cringeworthy, dad humor, dad jokes, dad moves, dad slang, DadCraft, Edition, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing dad, eye roll, father daughter, gen z, Gestures, millennial, Outdated, Sassy, Slang

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5212
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5829
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Are you a dad trying to connect with your Gen Z daughter but just can’t seem to speak her language? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got all the cringeworthy slang and gestures you need to make her roll her eyes so hard they might get stuck that way!

Join our server and start dropping phrases like “yeet” and “sksksksk” in casual conversation. Show off your sick dance moves with the floss and the dab, guaranteed to make her wish she was adopted. And if you really want to push her buttons, challenge her to a build battle and show her who the real blocky boss is.

So come on down to our server and level up your dad game. Who knows, you might even earn yourself a begrudging eye roll of approval from your Gen Z daughter.

DadCraft Minecraft Server

dad advice, dad anecdotes, dad humor, dad jokes, dad knowledge, dad lore, dad memories, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad stories, dad tales, dad wisdom, DadCraft, family traditions, father figure, Fatherhood, fatherly advice, fatherly teachings, fatherly wisdom, Minecraft, parenting, Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Farms Harvested:	744
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Ores Mined:	5105

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on your pixelated walls? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where the dads are not just legends, they are the stuff of Minecraft myths.

Picture this: a server where the dads are so skilled at building, they can create entire cities in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it that one dad even built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just for fun. And that’s not all – these dads are also master fighters, taking on creepers and zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot, secret passageways that lead to enchanted realms, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Dad Cave, where all the dads gather to swap stories and share tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and become part of the dad lore that will go down in history as the most epic adventure ever told. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BabyShowerDramaCraft

Attention, baby, baby shower, BabyShowerDramaCraft, bed ridden, Comments.., Complications, family drama, Father, husband, ignore, mother-in-law, Nausea, Pain, Party, sister, Support, ungrateful, Upset, Wife, wrong

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6253
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of dealing with toxic in-laws and drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can escape the madness and just have fun building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mother-in-law crashing your baby shower and causing chaos. Instead, you can focus on creating the perfect nursery for your virtual baby and enjoying a peaceful gaming experience.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will have your back if anyone tries to start trouble. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

HotPeopleProbsMC

attractive people, attractiveness advantage, attractiveness bias, attractiveness challenges, attractiveness pressure, attractiveness stereotypes, attractiveness struggles, beauty privilege, beauty standards, body image, confidence issues, dating struggles, discrimination, high expectations, HotPeopleProbsMC, Jealousy, objectification, self esteem, self-consciousness, societal expectations, Superficiality

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	760721	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is exclusively for the most beautiful and charming players in the Minecraft universe. Why? Because only the most attractive people can handle the intense levels of awesomeness and fun we have to offer.

Once upon a time, a player so stunningly gorgeous joined our server and instantly became the ruler of all the land. Their beauty was so powerful that even the creepers couldn’t resist exploding out of admiration. Join our server and you too could become the next Minecraft supermodel!

But beware, only the most attractive players can survive in our server. If you’re not turning heads with your pixelated looks, you might just get kicked out by our virtual bouncers. So grab your best skin and get ready to slay in style on our fabulous Minecraft server.

ColombiaCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, bilateral ties, Bogota, Chinese envoy, colombia, ColombiaCraft, cross-cultural communication, cultural exchange, diplomatic mission, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, foreign affairs, global partnerships, government officials, international diplomacy, international politics, Minecraft, political tensions, Server, south america, trade agreements, Washington

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Farms Harvested:	831	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, imagine if the chinese envoy to colombia was actually a minecraft character, promoting like, epic bilateral ties with other players, while also like, totally clashing with the washington players. it’s like, a whole diplomatic drama up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of this crazy world where international relations are settled with pickaxes and swords. who needs boring old politics when you can have minecraft diplomacy, amirite? plus, the chinese envoy gives out the best loot, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna join? come on, get in on the action and let’s make some alliances and enemies, minecraft style!

NordicCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest

Acquisition, Agreement, Alliance, Arctic, controversy, Danish PM, denmark, Diplomacy, Dispute, Greenland, Greenland bid, international relations, Négotiation, Nordic leaders, NordicCraft, Politics, Quest, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory, trump, Trumps, United, united states

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Crops Grown:	4247	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

so, like, u know how trump is all like “i wanna buy greenland”? well, on this server, we already own greenland. yep, we straight up bought it with our minecraft diamonds. and the danish pm is like “oh snap, we gotta join this server cuz those nordic leaders are united in their love for greenland.” so come join us and be part of the most epic land deal in minecraft history. plus, we have polar bears as pets and ice cream that never melts. it’s lit, fam.

Noisy Blood Pressure Check

Blood, blood pressure, blood pressure measurement, BP readings, cardiovascular health, CHECK, clinical setting, clinical significance, crossover trial, environmental factors, healthcare settings, healthcare study, hypertension, loud spaces, medical practice, Medical research, noise interference, Noisy, noisy environment, patient care, PRESSURE, private office, public setting, randomized trial

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	New Chunks Explored:	302289
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Crops Grown:	6181
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	5801

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we measure blood pressure in the wildest ways! We tested it in public, loud places and it didn’t even make a difference! Our readings are as accurate as a creeper blowing up your house! Join now for the most thrilling blood pressure monitoring experience of your life! Who knew checking your BP could be this exciting?! 😂🎮🩺 #MinecraftMadness #BloodPressureBonanza #CreeperChaos

⭐REDLINE⭐ Grif ⚔️ Bosses ✅ EVENTS server minecraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	411
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

The description of the server server “Redline Griff of the Bossy Event” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

ai.redlinemc.space:25903

Creative Magic

129.153.192.54, Bases, BUILD, Creative, Curseforge, Discord, English, Forge, Ip:, Long Play, Loot, Magic, magic mods, play session, PvP, rules, smp, Stream, Survival, technology mods, wast map

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2719
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Buildings Constructed:	35	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	484

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Number of Players	4+
Length of Play Session	1 hour (unlimited, long play and build)
Game Type	Survival
Language	English
IP	129.153.192.54
Forge Version	47.2.32
Minecraft Version	1.20.1
Modpack	Creative Magic 2025
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server is almost 1 year old.

Q: How many players have joined the server?

A: Over 100 players have joined the server.

Q: What type of mods are included in the modlist?

A: The modlist combines magic and technology mods.

Q: Is PVP enabled on the server?

A: Yes, PVP is now enabled on the server.

Q: Can I stream while playing on the server?

A: Yes, feel free to stream while playing on the server.

Whispering Woods 1.21

#english speaking, asmr, asmr community, ASMR farm, asmr roleplay, asmr sounds, asmr triggers, asmr videos, Asmrtists, discussion, English, ongoing streams, online content, Relaxation, STREAMS, tingles, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, whispering, Woods

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of English-speaking Vtuber ASMR madness! Immerse yourself in the tingles and whispers of virtual anime girls while you mine and build to your heart’s content. Discover a world where ASMR meets blocky adventures and let your senses be tantalized in ways you never thought possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate blend of relaxation and creativity in a virtual realm like no other. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyHubbyPayback

aita, Communication, CraftyHubbyPayback, credit card, DEBT, Expectations, family, financial agreement, financial responsibility, honeymoon, husband, Interest, Marriage, misunderstanding, monthly payments, overspent, pay me back, personal finance, relationship issues, repayment plan, savings

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	169
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring honeymoon stories? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of overspending on credit cards with your virtual spouse! Watch as your in-game partner racks up debt and you have to bail them out with your hard-earned savings. Will they pay you back monthly or will they disappear into the virtual sunset? Join now and find out! Plus, get ready for outrageous family drama and unsolicited financial advice from pixelated in-laws. It’s a honeymoon experience like no other!

TaiwanTSMCtariffChipsLOL

Business, CHIPS, Competition, electronics, export, global economy, Import, international relations, Investment, Manufacturing, Politics, semiconductor, stock market, supply chain, taiwan, TaiwanTSMCtariffChipsLOL, tariff, Technology, trade war, trump, tsmc

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

so, like, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump comes in and starts tariffing chips made in Taiwan! like, what even is that? but don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Trump’s crazy tariffs and keep mining those diamonds in peace. plus, we have a special event where you can battle TSMC in a epic boss fight to save the chips from being tariffed. join now for the most insane Minecraft experience ever!