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  • Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP

    Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP

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    ๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŽฎ Welcome, fellow block enthusiasts! You ready to join the most absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP on the entire planet? Or should I say, the universe?? ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒŒ

    First off, did you know that last Tuesday, our serverโ€™s admin accidentally summoned a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs? ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’Ž But thatโ€™s not even the craziest part! We built a rollercoaster that goes to the Nether and back on accident, and now we have ghost riders! SPOOKY! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŽข

    Oh, and don’t even get me started on the great โ€œLost Sheep Conspiracy of 2022.โ€ ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‘ We lost a sheep and found a portal to another dimension where squids speak fluent English and jealously guard the secrets of the universe. Yโ€™all wanna learn squid negotiatinโ€™? You gotta join! Or maybe you wanna learn how to pet a phoenix? (Warning: They may light your house on fire! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ )

    ๐Ÿ’ฅ But WAIT, there’s more! The trade route from the village to Spawn? It’s a NO MASK REQUIRED ZONE because the villagers have been so friendly, theyโ€™ve all agreed to throw a dance party every Friday at sundown! ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ•บ I mean, who wouldnโ€™t want to jam with pixelated villagers who throw rare enchanted carrots as their version of rave glowsticks?

    Just last week, we had an epic raid with an army of derpy llamas that somehow got tactical gear and took over the serverโ€™s throne room. So if youโ€™ve got llama taming skills or just a desire to pet fuzzy chaos, this is YOUR place! ๐Ÿฆ™โš”๏ธ

    And listen, here’s the kicker: there are rumors that if you place a sign in the End dimension saying โ€œIโ€™m a happy camper,โ€ a Dragon Reader will show up and drop 1,000 gold nuggets because itโ€™s apparently good luck. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ€ I tried it and all I got was an Enderman asking for my deepest secrets; weird flex, but okay!

    Join us, and you can carve your own path, like that time I tried to build a cozy cottage and accidentally created a mud pit that turned into a Wacky Water Slide Resort! (It still hasnโ€™t stop raining…HELP) ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿก

    So come! Join the ultimate Minecraft adventure filled with chickens, llamas in combat gear, spontaneous dance parties, and more conspiracies than the internet can handle. Who needs normal when you can have 100% certified lunacy?! ๐Ÿ˜œ๐ŸŽ‰

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  • DadJokeMVP Minecraft SMP

    DadJokeMVP Minecraft SMP

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    OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have so many epic builds, like a giant statue of a potato riding a llama and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. And the best part is, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He tells dad jokes all day long that are so bad, they deserve a standing ovation. Like, why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, LOL! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

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  • DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP

    DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP

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    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. It’s like a magical land full of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes fighting evil mobs.

    Join us and you’ll be showered with diamonds and enchanted gear. We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like golden apples and dragon eggs. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never run out of people to prank and troll.

    So come on, don’t be a noob. Join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your inner meme lord. We promise you’ll never look back, unless a creeper blows you up. LOL!

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  • CraftyDadJokes

    CraftyDadJokes

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    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dad joke paradise! Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off as we tell the most epic dad jokes in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it, if you can make the admins laugh with your dad joke, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block bigger than your head! So come on down to our server and show us your best dad jokes, because here, the punnier, the better!

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  • Dad Jokes R Us

    Dad Jokes R Us

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    u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

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  • Dad Jokes R Us

    Dad Jokes R Us

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    yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

    if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

    we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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  • DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP

    DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP

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    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the other day, I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret tunnel that led me to a village full of talking llamas who told me the funniest dad jokes ever. I was laughing so hard, I almost fell off my minecart! And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like one time we replaced all the sheep in someone’s farm with pink llamas wearing sunglasses. It was epic, bro! So if you want to join in on the madness and have a blast with us, come on over and let’s build some ridiculous structures and have a blast together! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter, then maybe you should stay away. But seriously, join us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Laid by Dad Jokes

    Laid by Dad Jokes

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    come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

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  • DadCraft: Cringe Edition

    DadCraft: Cringe Edition

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    Are you a dad trying to connect with your Gen Z daughter but just can’t seem to speak her language? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got all the cringeworthy slang and gestures you need to make her roll her eyes so hard they might get stuck that way!

    Join our server and start dropping phrases like “yeet” and “sksksksk” in casual conversation. Show off your sick dance moves with the floss and the dab, guaranteed to make her wish she was adopted. And if you really want to push her buttons, challenge her to a build battle and show her who the real blocky boss is.

    So come on down to our server and level up your dad game. Who knows, you might even earn yourself a begrudging eye roll of approval from your Gen Z daughter.

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  • DadCraft Minecraft Server

    DadCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on your pixelated walls? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where the dads are not just legends, they are the stuff of Minecraft myths.

    Picture this: a server where the dads are so skilled at building, they can create entire cities in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it that one dad even built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just for fun. And that’s not all – these dads are also master fighters, taking on creepers and zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile.

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot, secret passageways that lead to enchanted realms, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Dad Cave, where all the dads gather to swap stories and share tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and become part of the dad lore that will go down in history as the most epic adventure ever told. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Horizon Isles MC – SKYBLOCK

    Horizon Isles MC – SKYBLOCK

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    Welcome to Horizon Isles!

    We are a new skyblock server with a ton of custom content looking forward to meeting and playing with every one of you!

    Skyblock: Explore on a secluded island with minimal resources and work your way up in the ranks

    Adventurers Guild: Run dungeons solo or with friends for unique endgame content including custom loot, enchants, mechanics and more

    Cosmetics: We have numerous cosmetics from tool skins to tags and particle effects.

    PVP: We have a huge pvp arena with a King of the hill gamemode inside!

    horizonisles.havocdns.com

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  • Hustle SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets vanilla ice cream – 1.20.4!

    Hustle SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets vanilla ice cream – 1.20.4!

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    Hustle SMP

    Welcome to Hustle SMP!

    Experience a brand new SMP with exciting features and a mature community. Join us today!

    Server Overview

    Date of Launch26.05
    Host LocationEurope
    Server VersionPaper 1.20.4

    Features

    • Create or join factions
    • Choose your lifestyle – pacifist or pro-war
    • Experienced admins
    • Exciting adventures
    • Short application process to join Discord

    Plugins and Datapacks

    PluginsSimple Voice Chat, EssentialsX, CoreProtect, Dynmap, AFK-Display, Anti-Endermen-Grief, Double-Shulker-Shells, Fast-Leaf-Decay, Multiplayer-Sleep, Player-Head-Drops

    Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/jPGSCC3PnN

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    How do I join the server?You must first go through a short application process after joining our Discord server.
    What version is the server running on?The server runs on Paper 1.20.4.
    Are there any specific rules on the server?Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These will be shared in our Discord server.

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  • Blocky Chainsaw

    Blocky Chainsaw

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where Finding Nayuta is Denji’s only priority! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that Nayuta holds the key to unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Denji has been searching high and low for Nayuta, and he needs all the help he can get.

    Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests, treacherous dungeons, and maybe even a few llama rodeos along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon Nayuta yourself and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and help Denji find Nayuta before the creepers do! Trust us, it’ll be a journey you won’t soon forget.

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  • BritsCraft: Where Creeper Explosions are More Reliable than British Honesty!

    BritsCraft: Where Creeper Explosions are More Reliable than British Honesty!

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become a part of the most outrageous and wacky community in the Minecraft universe.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of British wizards who have mastered the art of building epic castles and flying on broomsticks. That’s right, you could be soaring through the skies on a magical broomstick while casting spells on unsuspecting players below.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own civilization. Want to trade with a group of sophisticated squirrels or go on a quest with a wise old owl? You can do it all on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of British charm).

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  • CraftBucket SMP

    CraftBucket SMP

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    ๐Ÿชฃ CraftBucket SMP ๐Ÿชฃ

    ๐Ÿš€ Join the Ultimate Survival Adventure! ๐Ÿš€

    Welcome to CraftBucket SMP, where your Minecraft dreams come true! Dive into our 1.20.4 Java & Bedrock survival server and discover a world filled with excitement and endless possibilities.

    ๐ŸŽจ Custom Terrain: Embark on epic journeys across breathtaking landscapes crafted just for you!

    ๐ŸŽ Daily Rewards: Log in every day and claim fantastic rewards that keep the fun going!

    ๐Ÿ  Land Claiming: Protect your creations and build your empire without fear of griefers.

    ๐ŸŒ RTP (Random Teleport): Start your adventure anywhere, anytime, with our random teleport feature!

    โšฐ๏ธ Graves: Never worry about losing your items again โ€“ our grave system has got you covered.

    ๐ŸŽ‰ Crates: Unlock amazing treasures and surprises with our custom crates!

    ๐Ÿ›’ In-Game Shops: Discover a variety of items and gear in our extensive in-game shops!

    ๐Ÿ’ฅ And So Much Moreโ€ฆ: From exciting events to a friendly community, there’s always something new to discover at CraftBucket SMP!

    Why wait? Your adventure awaits!

    ๐Ÿ”— IP Address: craftbucket.bounceme.net (1.20.4)

    ๐Ÿ”— Discord: https://discord.gg/Cz9w9VZv

    Join us now and be part of the adventure!

    For anyone joining bedrock, the port is the default bedrock port

    CURRENTLY THERE IS NO VOTIFIER! THERE MAY BE ONE COMING SOON!

    craftbucket.bounceme.net

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  • The Crew Minecraft: Where half-vanilla, semi-modded, mostly peaceful, kinda roleplay, totally whitelisted, version 1.20.1 fun happens!

    The Crew Minecraft: Where half-vanilla, semi-modded, mostly peaceful, kinda roleplay, totally whitelisted, version 1.20.1 fun happens!

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Welcome to Our Minecraft Server!

    Join our Discord channel here to apply!

    Overview:

    FeaturesActive player base
    ModsCreate mod and others
    CommunityCollaborative and creative

    FAQs:

    Q: How long has the server been active?

    A: We have been active for 2 years.

    Q: What is the main mod used on the server?

    A: The main mod is the Create mod.

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Yes, the Homeowners Association (HOA) enforces rules to maintain the server’s aesthetic.

    Q: Can I start my own town on the server?

    A: Absolutely! Feel free to establish your own town if you prefer not to be part of the HOA.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Join our Discord channel and apply for whitelist access.

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  • NiggaCraft: Germanic Bitch

    NiggaCraft: Germanic Bitch

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    Yo, listen up fam! This server is so lit, it’s like we’re throwing a Germanic party up in here! We’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re trading diamonds for dirt blocks like it’s the new currency. So if you wanna join the craziest, most Germanic Minecraft server out there, come on over and let’s get this party started!

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  • SisterCraft: Blocky Babes Unite!

    SisterCraft: Blocky Babes Unite!

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and flying pigs!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a sparkling unicorn?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • Warped Semi-Scrambled Eggs: Java & Bedrock Edition

    Warped Semi-Scrambled Eggs: Java & Bedrock Edition

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    Welcome to Warped SMP
    About Us
    Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a hermitcraft-inspired server that strives to create the true vanilla experience. Over the past 4 years we have made an amazing dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly, welcoming community and we are always looking for new members and would love to have you on our server! The server last reset 2 months ago with no plans to reset, this is a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.
    Vanilla experience
    We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and hope to find like-minded people. The server runs on fabric, we never go beyond quality-of-life datapacks and never change or add anything that would change or break vanilla mechanics like technical changes or game changing plugins. Any changes that are made to the server are voted on and discussed beforehand.
    Community
    We welcome all and any playstyles! We have a very diverse player-base. Many players form groups and close bonds and friendships lasting outside of the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration, whether that be through frequent community or group projects, minigames, server wide events, or more.
    Respect
    We have a very trustworthy, respectful community and thus have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and ask the same of you.

    How to Join:

    We have a strong, dedicated, trustworthy community right outside the gate and sets a standard for new players and applications. We except you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we do give you a chance to redo it.

    Join our Discord HERE and apply!

    FAQ

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: No, griefing is strictly against the rules on Warped SMP. We have a zero-tolerance policy for griefing.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on building or creativity?

    A: As long as your builds follow the server rules and are respectful to other players, you are free to be as creative as you like!

    Q: How often are server resets done?

    A: Server resets are rare on Warped SMP. The last reset was 2 months ago with no plans for another reset in the near future.

    Q: How can I become a member of the community?

    A: Join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined there. Our community values trust and dedication.

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  • Crafty Spoiler Server

    Crafty Spoiler Server

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    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to join the most lit server in town? We’ve got a secret comeback announcement that’s actually a diss track to Kendrick Lamar and Drake – featuring none other than Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa! Get ready to spit some fire while building your epic creations in our world. Who knew Minecraft could be so gangsta? Join us now and show off your rap skills while dominating the virtual landscape. Let’s get back on the rap map, deadbeats!

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