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DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Love Letters Sent:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. It’s like a magical land full of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes fighting evil mobs.

Join us and you’ll be showered with diamonds and enchanted gear. We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like golden apples and dragon eggs. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never run out of people to prank and troll.

So come on, don’t be a noob. Join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your inner meme lord. We promise you’ll never look back, unless a creeper blows you up. LOL!

Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6166
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9304	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

DILF’s Craft Minecraft Server

Built 4 DILFs, Craft, dad accessories, dad blog, dad bod, dad essentials, dad fashion, dad fashion trends, dad gifts, dad grooming, dad hat, dad influencer, dad jeans, dad jokes, dad life, dad sneakers, dad style, DILFS, fashion for dads, Fatherhood, Menswear, Minecraft, Server, Wednesday Edition

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Wednesday edition where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking chicken who led them on a quest to find the elusive Golden Carrot of Destiny. Along the way, they battled evil llamas, rode on the backs of flying sheep, and even had a dance-off with a zombie. And guess what? They found the Golden Carrot and became the ruler of the server, with all the power and glory that comes with it.

But that’s not all! On our Wednesday edition, you can also participate in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most outrageous structures using only dirt and cobblestone. The winner gets a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and can fly you to the moon and back.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Wednesday edition and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

CousinCraft: Moving Out Madness

CousinCraft, madness, Moving

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama and excitement that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join our server for a wild ride like no other. Help your cousin move out sneakily without telling her controlling, verbally abusive, mentally and emotionally abusive mom! Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

Experience the thrill of secretly helping your cousin escape a toxic environment while feeling immense regret afterwards. Will you come clean to your aunt and risk her hating you forever? The choice is yours on our server filled with twists and turns!

But wait, there’s more! Witness crazy family dynamics, supportive best friends, and loving environments all within the world of Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and unforgettable moments. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s all part of the fun)!

SeaBlockz

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have a baltic undersea cable that got damaged but dont worry its all part of the fun! dive into the depths of the ocean and explore the wreckage while fending off mutant sea creatures with your trusty diamond sword. who needs land when you can have an underwater adventure like no other? join now and be part of the chaos and mayhem as we navigate the treacherous waters and uncover hidden treasures. plus, our server has a secret underwater city filled with mermaids and talking dolphins. dont miss out on the madness, join today!

FunTime. – . GRIFFER SURVIVE FIGHT GROW Minecraft server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Void Armor Forged:	24
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Friends, we are glad to inform you that we have opened a new minecraft server called FunyTime! Now you have the opportunity to plunge into the exciting world of the game with us. On our server you will find many interesting and exciting mini-games, as well as cozy locations for construction and the creative process. We tried to make our server as convenient and comfortable as possible for players of all levels. Join us and have a productive and fun time with FunyTime! We look forward to seeing you on our server!

Server: mc.FunyTime.ru

Shop: shop.FunyTime.ru

VK: vk.com/mc_funy_time

mc.funytime.ru

Anarchy Network

24/7, Anarchy, Discord, Duping, Griefing, Ip:, java minecraft, Lag Machines, Map resets, nether roof, Network, new york city, p2w, Phantoms, PvP, racial slurs, semi anarchy, Server Stability, Spamming, Teleporting, Usa, vanilla minecraft, world border

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Welcome to Anarchy Network!
Anarchy Network launched on October 11th, 2024, and is hosted in New York City, NY, USA. The server is a Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server designed to offer a pure, unmodified survival experience, with minimal rules and modifications to preserve the essence of Vanilla Minecraft. The server is online 24/7 and you can join on any Java Minecraft version between 1.10 and 1.21.4, but its recommended to be on version 1.21.3 to avoid issues! The world border is set to 2 Million blocks (4Mx4M). There are no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W at all, and Griefing/PvP is completely allowed. The only non-vanilla action allowed is /spawn in order to allow players who are very far out to not be isolated from civilization. Additionally, nether roof access is allowed, phantoms are removed, and only half the people are needed to skip the night. The only restrictions we have are that exploits, seed cracking/sharing, lag machines, duping, spamming and using harassment/racial slurs in chat are not allowed in order to maintain server stability.

Welcome to Anarchy Network!

Anarchy Network launched on October 11th, 2024, and is hosted in New York City, NY, USA.
The server is a Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server designed to offer a pure, unmodified survival experience, with minimal rules and modifications to preserve the essence of Vanilla Minecraft.
The server is online 24/7 and you can join on any Java Minecraft version between 1.10 and 1.21.4, but its recommended to be on version 1.21.3 to avoid issues!
The world border is set to 2 Million blocks (4Mx4M).
There are no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W at all, and Griefing/PvP is completely allowed. The only non-vanilla action allowed is /spawn in order to allow players who are very far out to not be isolated from civilization. Additionally, nether roof access is allowed, phantoms are removed, and only half the people are needed to skip the night.
The only restrictions we have are that exploits, seed cracking/sharing, lag machines, duping, spamming and using harassment/racial slurs in chat are not allowed in order to maintain server stability.

If the server sounds interesting to you, here is our IP and discord server!

Server IP: AnarchyNetwork.net
Discord Server: https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, you can use client-side mods that do not give you an unfair advantage, such as Optifine or minimap mods.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: No, there are no banned items on the server, but please adhere to the rules and restrictions mentioned above.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by directly messaging a staff member on Discord or using the /report command in-game.

Q: Is there a way to protect my builds from griefing?

A: No, there is no way to protect your builds from griefing as it is allowed on the server. However, you can hide your base or build underground to reduce the chances of being griefed.

Q: Can I request a map reset?

A: No, map resets are not allowed on the server to maintain the integrity of the survival experience. The world will not be reset unless absolutely necessary.

Eternal Craft 1.20

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s gonna have Hasu anime soon! Like, imagine building ur own anime world in Minecraft, it’s gonna be lit AF! Plus, the mobs are gonna be dressed as anime characters and the creepers will explode with kawaii sparkles! Join now before u miss out on the most epic anime Minecraft experience ever! #HasuAnimeHype

StepMomSisGriefCraft

adoption, Boundaries, custody battle, Decision making, family drama, family dynamics, happy life, Labor, long-term consequences, Motherhood, past trauma, Pregnancy, selfish, shared custody, starting fresh, step mom, step sister, StepMomSisGriefCraft, unfit mother, Visit

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	807
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Chimeras Created:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Just like the player in this story, you’ll experience family drama, unexpected turns, and jaw-dropping revelations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the excitement right in the world of Minecraft?

Join now and immerse yourself in a world where anything can happen, from secret pregnancies to family feuds. Don’t miss out on the drama – join our server today and start your own epic Minecraft story!

MineCraftLifeProTips

Experience, fulfillment, goal-setting, Greatest, growth mindset., Happiness, inspiration, life advice, life lessons, mindset, MineCraftLifeProTips, motivation, personal growth, perspective, positivity, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, success, wisdom

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Runes Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “build a house” and “mine for diamonds”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with some truly outrageous life advice! Join us and learn important lessons like “always bring a llama to a creeper fight” and “never trust a chicken wearing a top hat”. Our community is full of quirky characters and wild adventures just waiting for you to dive in and join the fun. So why wait? Join our server today and start living life to the fullest (and most ridiculous) extent possible!

WHOaCraft2020

controversial, Covid-19, Decision making, donald trump, Global cooperation, global health, Healthcare, healthcare policy, international organizations, international relations, leadership, pandemic, Politics, public health, public opinion, reversing decision, trump, united states, Who, WHOaCraft2020, World Health Organization

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re in this crazy world where trump is like, “nah, i’m not leaving WHO anymore, i’m staying!” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? that’s insane!” but that’s just the beginning, bro.

on this server, you can build a giant wall around your base and make creepers pay for it. you can ride llamas into battle against evil villagers who are trying to steal all your diamonds. and get this, there’s a secret underground bunker where herobrine hangs out and tells you jokes about chickens crossing the road.

plus, there’s a mini-game where you have to navigate a maze filled with lava and zombie pigmen while wearing a pumpkin on your head. and if you win, you get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. it’s lit, fam.

so come join us on this wild ride of a server where anything can happen, even trump changing his mind about leaving WHO. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Pookie Town

Bosses, Chill, Click, Community, Discord, discord user, Hope, Land claiming, Pookie, Progression, RPG, see you there, server link, Skills, Small Community, smp, star system, Survival, survival difficulty, TOWN, unique items, Warm, Welcoming

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Pookie Town 1.21 Server Overview

Features	Custom items / mobs survival (18+)
Community	Chill small community

FAQ

Question	Answer
What does Pookie Town server offer?	Pookie Town features unique custom bosses and mobs, economy, RPG-style progression and skills, grief protection/land claiming, and a variety of unique items with a 1-5 star system.
What is the community like on Pookie Town server?	The server is designed to have a heightened level of survival difficulty while fostering a warm, welcoming, and chill community.
How can I join the server?	You can reach out or drop your discord user to get the server link. You can also click on the discord url provided in the description.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, Ethereal, Realms

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Animals Bred:	120	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise for gamers but with a twist! Imagine a world where pigs fly and cows dance the cha-cha, that’s what you’ll find here!

Forget boring old servers where you just mine and build, here you can ride on the backs of llamas while battling evil llamas with laser eyes!

And get this, every time you dig a hole, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! Who needs diamonds when you have a unicorn army at your disposal?

Plus, the owner of the server is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to all new players. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of hospitality anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama uprising).