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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 1770 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the other day, I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret tunnel that led me to a village full of talking llamas who told me the funniest dad jokes ever. I was laughing so hard, I almost fell off my minecart! And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like one time we replaced all the sheep in someone’s farm with pink llamas wearing sunglasses. It was epic, bro! So if you want to join in on the madness and have a blast with us, come on over and let’s build some ridiculous structures and have a blast together! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter, then maybe you should stay away. But seriously, join us, you won’t regret it!
