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dad gifts Minecraft Servers

  • DILF’s Craft Minecraft Server

    DILF’s Craft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 4988
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Votes: 1108
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Towns Built: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Wednesday edition where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking chicken who led them on a quest to find the elusive Golden Carrot of Destiny. Along the way, they battled evil llamas, rode on the backs of flying sheep, and even had a dance-off with a zombie. And guess what? They found the Golden Carrot and became the ruler of the server, with all the power and glory that comes with it.

    But that’s not all! On our Wednesday edition, you can also participate in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most outrageous structures using only dirt and cobblestone. The winner gets a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and can fly you to the moon and back.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Wednesday edition and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Torahiko’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

    Torahiko’s Minecraft SMP Adventures
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 8501
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Mythical Quests Completed: 15
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 88 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Potions Brewed: 195
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Emeralds Found: 7685
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Villages Defended: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your own Torahiko! Our server is filled with handsome and charming players just waiting to sweep you off your blocky feet. Who needs diamonds when you have a supportive and loving Minecraft boyfriend by your side?

    But be warned, not all relationships on our server are smooth sailing. Rumor has it that there’s a secret love triangle brewing between three players who just can’t seem to figure out who they want to be with. Will they choose love or diamonds? Only time will tell.

    So come join us for a chance at finding your Minecraft soulmate or getting caught up in some drama that would make a soap opera jealous. Love is in the air on our server, and you won’t want to miss out on all the romantic shenanigans.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabyPunisher Minecraft Server

    BabyPunisher Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 2310
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for some family drama and pet rivalry like you’ve never seen before! Are you ready to navigate the complex relationships between siblings, babies, and massive Labradors?

    Experience the thrill of trying to schedule family meetups without offending anyone, all while dealing with the drama of who can bring their child or their pet. Will you be able to keep the peace and ensure that the cousins grow up close despite the obstacles in your way?

    Join now for a chance to prove your skills in navigating family dynamics and pet preferences in the most outrageous way possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and hilarity? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FosterCraftBabyNames

    FosterCraftBabyNames
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 4868
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Demon Skulls Collected: 21
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to reveal the gender or name of our first child until after they’re born! Why, you ask? Well, we don’t want any unsolicited opinions on our baby names, no sir! We’ve seen too many debates over spellings and gender-appropriate names, and we’re not here for that BS. So if you’re looking for a server where baby names are top secret, look no further!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just run into our SIL, who grew up in foster care and wasn’t adopted. She’s on a mission to make sure our baby names don’t trigger any traumatic memories for her. She’s not asking for much, just to approve every single name on our list. But don’t worry, we’re not letting her dictate our choices! We draw the line at letting her go through our entire list – that’s just too much, even for Minecraft drama!

    So if you’re ready for some family name drama, trigger warnings, and secret baby names, come join our server! Who knows, you might even get a sneak peek at our baby’s name before anyone else (but don’t tell SIL)! 😉👶🍼 #MinecraftDrama #SecretBabyNames #TriggerWarningsGalore

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TuneIn2Me Minecraft SMP

    TuneIn2Me Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 3150
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Mythical Quests Completed: 16
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of listening to the same old boring tunes while mining for diamonds? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs drop mixtapes instead of loot! Imagine fighting off a horde of creepers while jamming out to some sick beats. Plus, our resident DJ skeleton will be spinning the hottest tracks at our weekly block party. So come join us and turn your mining sessions into a lit dance party!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bedrock Babes: Spice Up Your Game!

    Bedrock Babes: Spice Up Your Game!
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 2975
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the bedroom… I mean, in the game! Men, forget about wearing armor and boring old clothes, on our server, you can wear diamond-studded speedos or a leather thong to really turn heads. And ladies, don’t worry, we have plenty of options for you too, like a creeper-inspired lingerie set or a sexy Ender Dragon costume. Trust us, things will never be the same once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come on and join the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AlarmCraft – Rise and Mine!

    AlarmCraft – Rise and Mine!
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 8357
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Potions Brewed: 138 Farms Harvested: 295
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Animals Bred: 108
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha u ever woke up to the same alarm as a million other peeps? well now u can wake up to the sound of chickens clucking on our EPIC minecraft server! join us for the most lit adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of diamonds!

    our server is so cool, even herobrine himself is scared to log on. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and dragons that shoot fireballs out of their butts. if u join our server, u will be blessed with infinite diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.

    come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft community ever. we promise u will never want to log off, even when your mom yells at u to come eat dinner. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SlaveCraft: RichLegislatorz

    SlaveCraft: RichLegislatorz
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 3290
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we uncover the scandalous link between slavery and Congressional wealth! Our players whose ancestors owned 16 or more slaves have an average net worth nearly $4 million higher than their colleagues without slaveholding ancestors – talk about a twisted plot twist!

    But don’t worry, our server is all about fun and games as we build, mine, and explore together. Plus, we have special events where you can uncover hidden treasures and secret passages that will make you richer than those shady Congressional ancestors. So come join us and let’s dig into some scandalous fun on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • TemptationCraft Minecraft Server

    TemptationCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 4762
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Runes Activated: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 104 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Animals Bred: 92 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Villages Defended: 15
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of constantly battling the urge to fap while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict nofap policy! That’s right, no more idly hands wandering down south while you’re trying to build your dream castle.

    Join us and experience the thrill of resisting temptation while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. Our players have reported increased focus, determination, and a newfound appreciation for the blocky world of Minecraft.

    So come on, join us and show that you have the willpower to resist the devil’s playground of fapping while playing on our server. Who knows, you might even unlock secret powers and abilities from your newfound self-control. Don’t miss out on this unique gaming experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LPBGaming: Louisiana Parole Board General 2 – Minecraft SMP Madness

    LPBGaming: Louisiana Parole Board General 2 – Minecraft SMP Madness
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 9514
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Alien Abductions: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have niggers begging to be freed from prison after committing heinous crimes like killing people! It’s like a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join us for the chaos and mayhem, and who knows, you might even witness a daring prison break or a wild chase through the pixelated streets. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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