DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP

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Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. It’s like a magical land full of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes fighting evil mobs.

Join us and you’ll be showered with diamonds and enchanted gear. We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like golden apples and dragon eggs. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never run out of people to prank and troll.

So come on, don’t be a noob. Join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your inner meme lord. We promise you’ll never look back, unless a creeper blows you up. LOL!

Dad Jokes R Us

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u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

DILF’s Craft Minecraft Server

Fatherhood, dad jeans, dad bod, Built 4 DILFs, dad gifts

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Wednesday edition where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking chicken who led them on a quest to find the elusive Golden Carrot of Destiny. Along the way, they battled evil llamas, rode on the backs of flying sheep, and even had a dance-off with a zombie. And guess what? They found the Golden Carrot and became the ruler of the server, with all the power and glory that comes with it.

But that’s not all! On our Wednesday edition, you can also participate in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most outrageous structures using only dirt and cobblestone. The winner gets a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and can fly you to the moon and back.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Wednesday edition and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Heartsteal SMP: Lifesteal Fun!

Dynamic Economy System, custom crafting recipes, Survival Strategy Guides, Competitive PVP arenas, Exclusive In-Game Rewards

Heartsteal SMP Launch Info

Server Type: Semi-Vanilla | Anarchy | Lifesteal | Whitelist

Season 2 Launch: Late August

What to Expect:

Active Community: Even when the server is on break, folks are still chatting in Discord.
Smooth Gameplay: Paid server host means no lag during PvP and other fun stuff.
Lifesteal Mechanics: Get ready for some wild fights!
End Fight: First week will have an epic end fight. Don’t miss it!

Join Us:

Make sure to hop into our Discord so you don’t miss the launch! Join Discord

Age Restriction: 16+ only

Janitor’s Closet SMP Fun Hub

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♠️ Why Join Janitor’s Closet SMP? ♠️

JCSMP is a semi-vanilla roleplay and worldbuilding server. Here, players join forces to craft a whole new world, one town, faith, and nation at a time.

You can make your own culture, faith, or tale, then watch it grow through talks, fights, and more! Be a farmer, a leader, a soldier, or even a cult head. Anything goes if there’s a good lore reason!

What Makes Us JC:

Player-built nations, villages, and cities – We like small builds that feel real. Big stuff is fine if your story is strong!
Lore is all player-made – Events, faiths, plots, and more shape our rich lore!
Fun RP – Grow your character through events and lore!
Whitelist-only – Keeps things mature and top-notch.
Plugins for better play – For a smooth and fun time!

🧽 Season Update – Janitors Closet: Fresh stories and a new start. We heard the feedback and are back to what made JC fun: cool tales and fun in-game chats.

New or old, there’s a spot for you in JC.

Join our Discord! Fill out a quick app after reading the rules to keep out the trolls.

Join Discord

DuckySMP 🐤 Fun Crafting Zone!

Minecraft Community Builders, Thriving Multiplayer Experience, Crossplay Compatibility, immersive gameplay mechanics, Fun Survival Challenges

🐤 Welcome to DuckySMP!! 🐤

DuckySMP is a fresh Minecraft server for those who want to build from scratch. Launched on June 1st, players create their world block by block in pure survival mode.

This server is semi-vanilla, keeping the core game but adding cool features. Players can change chat color, pick nicknames, and use commands like /spawn to get to the Shopping District fast. It’s simple and fun!

Stats:

Over 450 members and still growing!
Updated for 1.21.6+ and bedrock crossplay!
Peak players: 16, average: 2-8.
Weekly events and a big fairgrounds build in August!

Features:

Active Staff: Small team, all friends, who play and help!
Shopping District: Build shops and sell goods! Economy is all about diamonds!
Player Councils: Get involved beyond just building!

🛍️ SDC: Keeps the Shopping District fair and shops stocked.

🔥 ADC: Manages the Nether and End, helps build the Nether Hub!

🎉 EPC: Plans events and games for all! Ender Dragon fight soon!

If you’re 16 or older and want to help shape our world, join us on Discord!

Discord: http://discord.gg/playduckysmp

Super Mariocraft 64 Modded Fun!

Immersive Retro Worlds, Modded, Fun, retro gaming experience, Minecraft Adventure Realms

Super Mariocraft 64 [Modded]

It’s like Mario 64 but in Minecraft. A Retro64 server is ready with pdxdylan’s mod.

📝 Join our Discord for more info! 📝

Features:

⛑️ Power Caps: Mario has three caps. Fly, sink, or vanish.
🕹️ Movement: Mario can walk, run, tip-toe, crawl, swim, and fly. Just click the 🎮 icon in Options to set it up.
👲 Player Models: Press Z to pick between Mario, Luigi, and more.
👊 Combat: Punch, pounce, and stomp to hurt mobs and players.
🪜 Blocks: Retro64 has stairs for Mario to run up and down, quicksand that sinks him slowly, and instant quicksand that traps him.
🧊 Interactions: Mario can slide on ice, swim, sleep, get hurt by fire/lava, and get stuck in soft ground.
🏋️ Climbing: Mario can go under Iron Bars. Make monkey bars!
⌚ No Time Limits: Build and play at your own pace. Chill wherever you want. No kicks!

Our server runs on Arclight, a cool NeoForge setup by IzzelAliz. It lets us use Bukkit/Spigot plugins with mods and datapacks:

🔥 Fire Balls: Right-click to throw fireballs – Fireball Launcher by Krouda.
🔦 Dynamic Lights: Objects and mobs light up blocks around them – Dynamic Lights by o-Peepo.
🔫 Guns: Still no GoldenEye, but we got guns – Quality Armory by Lorenzo0111.
🚗 Vehicles: Drive around with ease – VehiclesWASD by aematsubara.
🪦 Graves: Lost items go to a personal headstone when you die – Graves by no1.

📝 Join our Discord for more info! 📝

MacabreCraft Modded – Dark Tech

Arcane Machinery Mastery, Haunted Biomes Exploration, Dark, Ruthless Warlock Strategies, Quantum Power Dynamics

🔮⚙️ Welcome to MacabreCraft ⚙️🔮

Where Arcane Arts and Ruthless Machines Collide…

🕯️ Server Info:

Version: 1.7.10
Mod Focus: Magic ✦ Tech ✦

📦 Key Mods:

Witchery: Dark rituals, curses, and unspeakable forces.
Thaumcraft: Forbidden knowledge and arcane science.
Mekanism: Build machines and power your empire.
Ender IO: Automate, teleport, and dominate.
And more: A rich mix for fun gameplay.

🧙 Choose Your Path:

Will you be a blood-soaked warlock or a cold tech lord? Or maybe something more… macabre?

🌍 Custom World:

Explore eerie biomes, haunted woods, and lost ruins.

⚡ Balanced Modpack: All the power, no lag.

🎮 Join Us:

Enter a world where magic and machine fight for power.

IP: macabrecraft.druryserver.net
Discord: Join here!
Modpack: Find it in Discord under server info!

💀 MacabreCraft — Power has a price. Will you pay it?

StinkyCraft Fun Zone SMP

Interactive Voting Rewards, dynamic world exploration, smp, Immersive Multiplayer Experience, StinkyCraft Adventures

Welcome to StinkyCraft!

Server Type: SMP Features: AuraSkills, EconomyShopGUI, SilkSpawners, GriefPrevention

🎥 Server Trailer: Watch Here

🌍 Join StinkyCraft Today! IP: 135.148.134.41:25528

What Makes Us Awesome?

Fair Play: No Pay2Win! Just pure fun!
Skill Economy: Trade and sell your stuff in our auction house!
EconomyShopGUI: Swap AuraSkill stuff for cool blocks and rare items!
CrazyAuctions: Sell your rare finds to other players!
AuraSkills: Level up like in RPGs! (Feels like MCMMO!)
SilkSpawners: Grab any mob spawners with Silk Touch!
GriefPrevention: Keep your builds safe for good!
Dynmap: Check out our world from above!
DirectionHUD: Easy XYZ coords for pro navigation!
Goodnight Vote: Skip the night fast!

Server Info:

Version: 1.21.4
Always Open: Your builds never reset!

Join the Fun! Bring your pals and show off what you can make! StinkyCraft is the place to be!

Adults Night Out: Chill Craft 18+

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🎉 Welcome to Adults Night Out! 🎉

Where every day is adults night!

💬 More than just a Minecraft spot, it’s a chill zone for adults. Whether you want to play or just chat, this is the place for you!

🔗 Join Us!

Apply here: Discord Invite

Tired of kids, griefers, and chaos? Adults Night Out is the 18+ haven you need!

🔥 Why Choose Us? 🔥

✅ Grief & Theft Protection Your builds are safe with CoreProtect and LandClaiming.
✅ Slimefun Enjoy fun machines and gadgets in a vanilla-style modpack.
✅ mcMMO Level up skills like mining and swords for cool perks.
✅ Playtime Ranks Get perks just by playing. No pay-to-win here!
✅ Timber Chop trees in one swing!
✅ Jobs Earn in-game cash for doing what you love.
✅ PlayerShops Set up your own shops and make a name!
✅ Silk Spawners Move mob spawners with Silk Touch.
✅ Show Items Share your best gear in chat.
✅ VoteSleep Skip the night with enough players using /sleep.
✅ XP Storage Bottle your XP for later use.
✅ Head Database Access thousands of decorative heads.
✅ Invisible Item Frames Keep your builds sleek.
✅ Live Map Check out the server map: 🌍 Live Map
✅ Dragon Drops Get Elytra & Double Shulker Shells from bosses.
✅ Armored Elytra Combine chestplates with elytras.
✅ Cross-Compatibility Java and Bedrock players can play together.
✅ Discord Integration Stay in touch between Minecraft and Discord.
✅ Graves Items saved for 1 hour after death.
✅ Auto Replant Crops replant when you harvest.
✅ DoubleDoors Open both doors with one click.
✅ Sitting & Emotes Chill at your build or show off moves.
✅ NoChatReport Chat freely without worries.
✅ Chest Sorting Sort your chests with a middle-click.
✅ PlayerPrivacy Your data stays safe.
✅ ShulkerBackpacks Access shulker boxes anytime.
✅ Extensive Wiki Learn everything easily with guides.
✅ Creative Freebuild Server Take a break from survival and build freely.
✅ PyroMining & PyroFishing Enjoy custom mining and fishing.
✅ Beacons Plus Upgrade your beacons.
✅ Special Unbreakable Enchantment Make your gear last forever.
✅ Monthly CAH Events Join us for fun game nights on Discord!

🏠 Bonus Perks!

🔹 3 Homes Set up to 3 homes with /home bed.
🔹 Easy Teleportation Use /tpa and /tpahere.
🔹 Public Warps Create warps with /pw set [name].
🔹 Fresh Spots Use /rtp to find untouched areas.
🔹 Unlimited Waystones Set as many waypoints as you want!

Join the fun and make new friends!

Dad Fashion

Heartsteal SMP Launch Info

What to Expect:

Join Us:

♠️ Why Join Janitor’s Closet SMP? ♠️

What Makes Us JC:

🐤 Welcome to DuckySMP!! 🐤

Stats:

Features:

Super Mariocraft 64 [Modded]

📝 Join our Discord for more info! 📝

Features:

📝 Join our Discord for more info! 📝

🔮⚙️ Welcome to MacabreCraft ⚙️🔮

🕯️ Server Info:

📦 Key Mods:

🧙 Choose Your Path:

🌍 Custom World:

🎮 Join Us:

💀 MacabreCraft — Power has a price. Will you pay it?

Welcome to StinkyCraft!

🎉 Welcome to Adults Night Out! 🎉

🔗 Join Us!

🔥 Why Choose Us? 🔥

🏠 Bonus Perks!