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  • BralessCraft

    BralessCraft
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 9492
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Runes Activated: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Chimeras Created: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being told to cover up those glorious melons on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server where bras are banned and big boobs are celebrated!

    We understand the struggle of finding the perfect bra size, just like our player who is a whopping 34G! No need to squeeze into uncomfortable bras here, we embrace the free boob lifestyle.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who support each other, just like our player’s aunt who also rocks the braless look. So come join us and let those puppies breathe while you build, mine, and explore in a supportive and uplifting environment!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisGotExposedLOL

    SisGotExposedLOL
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 1713
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 15 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Emeralds Found: 8476

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions.

    Looking for a server where secrets are spilled faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our players are experts at stirring up drama, just like Chloe’s conservative parents when they found out about her girlfriend Olivia.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got your back just like Chloe’s uncle who stood up for her love. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re building epic structures or navigating through family feuds.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of scandalous secrets and unexpected twists at every turn. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got drama like this?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AncestorAntics Minecraft SMP

    AncestorAntics Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 3082
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where your ancestors come to life and help you mine diamonds! That’s right, your great-great-great-grandma Ethel will be there cheering you on as you dig deep into the earth. And don’t even get us started on your crazy uncle Bob, who will trade you emeralds for his famous homemade pickles. So come join us for a wild ride through history and Minecraft shenanigans!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShowstopperCraft

    ShowstopperCraft
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 9383
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers that promise a thrilling adventure but end up being a total snoozefest? Look no further, because our server is like that show you started watching and thought was amazing, only to be utterly disappointed by the lackluster ending. But fear not, because on our server, the journey is just as wild and unpredictable as a soap opera plot twist!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it raided by a band of mischievous llamas. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword, only to discover it’s been hidden in a secret chest guarded by a horde of dancing zombies.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a memorable experience)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BridgeWars Minecraft Server

    BridgeWars Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 3954
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our server, where ukraine and russia are having a bridge-building battle in minecraft! ukraine keeps blowing up the bridges that russia builds, and russia just keeps trying to replace them. it’s a never-ending cycle of destruction and construction, and you can be a part of the chaos! come build bridges, blow them up, or just watch the madness unfold. join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

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  • KremlinCraft: KurskKonfusion

    KremlinCraft: KurskKonfusion
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 5068
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how the Kremlin is all like, “hey Russians, let’s just pretend that whole Kursk thing in Ukraine is totally cool and normal”? well, forget all that nonsense and come join our epic Minecraft server instead! why deal with political drama when u can be building epic castles and fighting dragons in a virtual world, amirite? plus, we have this crazy story about how the creepers in our server are actually secret agents sent by the Kremlin to spy on us, but don’t worry, we have a team of elite players ready to take them down! so come join us and let’s show those sneaky creepers who’s boss! #minecraft4life #downwiththekremlin

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BreastplateCraft

    BreastplateCraft
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 3465
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 2221
    Chimeras Created: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the men’s suits have, like, a bunch of breasts? well, you’re in luck cuz on this server, the more breasts a suit has, the more powerful it is! imagine running around in a suit with, like, 10 breasts, just dominating all the other players. it’s wild, man.

    but that’s not all, oh no. on this server, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to fly. they swoop down and steal your diamonds when you least expect it. it’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious to watch.

    if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers and will keep you on your toes, then you gotta join us. who knows what other crazy surprises are waiting for you in this wacky world. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyBlockz Minecraft Server

    CraftyBlockz Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 1830
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as wacky as they come. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and even hosting dance parties in the Nether!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his flock and you’ll be unstoppable in your quest for domination!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom dungeons, where you’ll face off against mobs so tough they’ll make the Ender Dragon look like a fluffy bunny. But hey, what’s life without a little danger, right?

    So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: Wowcraft SMP – The Epic Adventures of /wowg/

    Minecraft SMP: Wowcraft SMP – The Epic Adventures of /wowg/
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 7472
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Towns Built: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Chimeras Created: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Star Shards Collected: 129
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 48 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take movie nights to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching films in a virtual cinema with a bunch of rowdy players who can’t help but yell out spoilers and throw popcorn at each other.

    Our server is the only place where you can watch the latest blockbusters while riding on flying pigs and battling zombies that are dressed up as Hollywood celebrities. Don’t be surprised if you see a creeper cosplaying as Iron Man or a skeleton trying to audition for the next Avengers movie.

    But that’s not all! We also have special movie-themed events like “The Great Potato Heist” where players have to sneak into a potato-themed bank vault while being chased by evil potato guards. And let’s not forget about our annual “Oscar Awards” ceremony where players compete for the title of Best Builder, Best Redstone Engineer, and Best Drama Queen.

    So come join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared for a cinematic experience like no other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get a little crazy around here!

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  • CookieCraft Minecraft Server

    CookieCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 5358
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Star Shards Collected: 251
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Animals Bred: 25 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we bake virtual cookies that are so delicious, even the health-conscious DIL (Emily) would want to throw them away! Join us for some sweet treats and crazy family drama that will make you question your own baking skills. Who needs real cookies when you can have pixelated ones that won’t get thrown in the trash? Plus, we promise not to judge your baking choices, no matter how unhealthy they may be! So come on over and let’s bake up a storm together – just make sure to hide your cookies from Emily!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • HouseSaverDinnerDestroyer

    HouseSaverDinnerDestroyer
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 8749
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Falling into the Void: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Crops Grown: 7654
    Emeralds Found: 7128 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life, like accidentally setting your house on fire while cooking dinner! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your burnt chicken wings look like child’s play. Plus, we have a strict “no fire extinguishers allowed” policy, so you can watch the world burn (figuratively, of course) while enjoying a nice virtual meal with your fellow players. Trust us, you won’t find this level of excitement anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the flames of adventure consume you!

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