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DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP

funny, smp, humor, Laughter, dad humor

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. It’s like a magical land full of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes fighting evil mobs.

Join us and you’ll be showered with diamonds and enchanted gear. We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like golden apples and dragon eggs. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never run out of people to prank and troll.

So come on, don’t be a noob. Join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your inner meme lord. We promise you’ll never look back, unless a creeper blows you up. LOL!

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CraftyDadJokes

dad jests, dad puns, humor, dad life, CraftyDadJokes

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dad joke paradise! Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off as we tell the most epic dad jokes in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it, if you can make the admins laugh with your dad joke, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block bigger than your head! So come on down to our server and show us your best dad jokes, because here, the punnier, the better!

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Dad Jokes R Us

dad bond, Puns, dad sneakers, dad style, dad laugh

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

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DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP

Dad Joke, dad chuckle, DadJokeMaster, dad humor, best dad joke

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the other day, I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret tunnel that led me to a village full of talking llamas who told me the funniest dad jokes ever. I was laughing so hard, I almost fell off my minecart! And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like one time we replaced all the sheep in someone’s farm with pink llamas wearing sunglasses. It was epic, bro! So if you want to join in on the madness and have a blast with us, come on over and let’s build some ridiculous structures and have a blast together! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter, then maybe you should stay away. But seriously, join us, you won’t regret it!

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DILF’s Paradise Minecraft Server

Minecraft, DILF goals, Server, Paradise, DILFS

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Well, look no further because our server was literally built by a team of DILFs! That’s right, hot dads with mad building skills came together to create the ultimate Minecraft experience.

Join our server for a chance to mine diamonds with a dad who can grill a mean burger at the same time. Need help building a castle? Our DILFs will swoop in with their power tools and get the job done in no time.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where the DILFs hold dance parties every Saturday night. Get in on the action and show off your best moves while surrounded by ruggedly handsome builders.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knew building blocks could be so sexy?

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DILF’s Craft Minecraft Server

dad grooming, dad accessories, fashion for dads, Wednesday Edition, dad life

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Wednesday edition where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking chicken who led them on a quest to find the elusive Golden Carrot of Destiny. Along the way, they battled evil llamas, rode on the backs of flying sheep, and even had a dance-off with a zombie. And guess what? They found the Golden Carrot and became the ruler of the server, with all the power and glory that comes with it.

But that’s not all! On our Wednesday edition, you can also participate in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most outrageous structures using only dirt and cobblestone. The winner gets a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and can fly you to the moon and back.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Wednesday edition and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

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ChubCraft: AITA Matchmaker?

body positivity, Miscommunication., Matchmaker, friend’s expectations, social dynamics

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for some juicy gossip and outrageous stories!

Join us and meet our very own drama queen who just got out of a virtual relationship and is on the hunt for a Minecraft rebound! She’s looking for a blonde with a dad bod, but be warned, she’s got high standards and will show you pictures of bodybuilders like Jason Momoa as reference.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild love triangle and witness the drama unfold in our server. Who knows, you might even end up being the chubby guy in the middle of it all! Join now and prepare for some epic Minecraft drama!

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CraftyTrudeau’sRevenge

North America, CraftyTrudeausRevenge, global economy, international relations, RETALIATION

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that explode in a rainbow of colors.

if you join this server, you’ll get superpowers like the ability to shoot diamonds out of your hands and fly on a magic carpet made of emeralds.

we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to mess with you?

so come join us on this epic adventure and become the ultimate minecraft master!

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LilacMC

smp, Community Plugins Economy Admin Shops Core Features Player-driven Fresh Lively Home Rework Server IP Website Discord Mob Arena Players Plugins Exciting, LilacMC

Server Name	LilacMC
Server Type	Towny
Plugins	Towny, mcMMO, Mob Arena Rework
Economy	Player-driven
Server IP	play.lilacmc.net (1.20.1 – 1.21.4)
Website	https://lilacmc.net
Discord	https://lilacmc.net/discord

Overview:

Welcome to LilacMC, a Towny server where our goal is to create a fun, welcoming, and friendly community for everyone to enjoy! We’ve packed the server with exciting plugins like Towny, mcMMO, and other core features, plus some custom ones designed just for us. Our economy is entirely player-driven, allowing players to shape the server’s economy.

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

To join LilacMC, simply use the server IP: play.lilacmc.net on Minecraft version 1.20.1 – 1.21.4

2. What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to create and manage their own towns, nations, and economies within the server.

3. Can I suggest new features for the server?

Absolutely! We welcome suggestions and feedback from our community. You can share your ideas on our Discord server.

4. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on LilacMC. We promote a friendly and supportive community.

5. How can I participate in Mob Arena Rework?

To participate in the Mob Arena Rework, simply join the designated area in the server and follow the instructions provided.

The Normie Outpost 1.20.4

Companionship, Friends, normies, Outpost, longing

Come cry with us on our Minecraft server! We have virtual tissues for all your pixelated tears.

We don’t need normies here, we have a party every night in our blocky world.

Who needs fun, drinks, and sex when you can have creeper explosions, mining adventures, and building masterpieces?

Join us and let’s create a virtual world where we can all cry together in joy and laughter.

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