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Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

WeddingCraftUber

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CreeperConfessions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

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come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

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Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Guideless Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	5753	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	New Chunks Explored:	861274
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	38425	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Ores Mined:	3515
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Villages Defended:	8

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Enchantments Applied:	149
Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Holy Grails Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Farms Harvested:	596
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	New Chunks Explored:	809353
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

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