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SingleParentCraft Server

Argument, Artificial Womb, Boyfriend, Cheating, children, Communication, Conflict, family, famous people, Household, Laundry, parenting, perspective, relationships, Server, single parenting, SingleParentCraft, success, upbringing, VALUES, YouTuber

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Farms Harvested:	546
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero arguments about single parent households and artificial wombs!

Join us and leave behind the craziness of your boyfriend’s questionable beliefs. Our server is a safe space for all, regardless of your family structure or knowledge of laundry. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons – perfect for taking out your frustrations in a healthy, blocky way.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend with outdated views when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? 😂🎮 #BlockyEscape #NoBoyfriendDramaAllowed

BrothersWeddingNoFamJoin

air travel, anniversary, annulled marriage, best man, brother, BrothersWeddingNoFamJoin, celebration, Conflict, cost, dance recital, ENGAGEMENT, family, Hotel, Kids, parents, Scheduling, School, second wedding, Support, travel, Wedding

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Are you tired of missing out on family events because of pesky things like school and dance recitals? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of family obligations! On our server, you can build your own virtual family who will never guilt trip you for missing weddings or recitals. Plus, you can travel to exotic locations without ever leaving your computer chair! Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our server. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft family that will never judge you for putting your own needs first? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

EarthDoomed SMP: RoguePlanetHit

astronomical calculations, astronomical events, Astronomy, catastrophic events, celestial bodies, celestial mechanics, collision, cosmic threats, Earth, EarthDoomed, existential risks, planetary collision, planetary defense, planetary impact, planetary science, potential disasters, rogue objects, Rogue Planet, RoguePlanetHit, smp, Space, space exploration, space hazards

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s like a rogue planet hitting Earth level of crazy! We have so many insane things happening, like pigs riding on chickens, villagers trading diamonds for dirt, and creepers doing the Macarena! It’s wild, I tell ya!

And get this, the admin is a literal wizard who can summon dragons with just a flick of his wand (which is actually just a stick he found on the ground, but don’t tell him I said that). Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this madness!

So come join us on this rollercoaster of chaos and fun, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). See you there, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

BlockyReality: NoSunshineNoRainbows

awakening, BlockyReality, Coming of Age, dealing with reality, difficult experiences, facing adversity, facing challenges, facing hardships, facing the truth, facing the world, growing up, harsh realities, harsh truth, learning curve, life lessons, life’s struggles, NoSunshineNoRainbows, overcoming obstacles, reality check, realization, tough realization, tough times

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Ores Mined:	2282
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

When you tried to ride a pig off a cliff and ended up plummeting to your doom. But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you can ride pigs off cliffs to your heart’s content without any consequences! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking cows plotting to take over the world. Who needs sunshine and rainbows when you have chaos and laughter at every turn? Join now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional accidental lava bath).

PixelPalsCraft

$500 million, Agreement, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Deal, Diplomacy, economic development, finance, financial aid, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Pa, Palestinian, peace process, PixelPalsCraft, Politics, Release, tax revenues, withheld

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a crazy story! So, like, once upon a time, Israel and PA were beefin’ hard, right? But then they were like, “Yo, let’s release $500 million in withheld Palestinian tax revenues and make peace, bro!” And everyone was like, “Whaaaat? That’s wild, man!” So, if you wanna be part of this epic tale and build some dope structures in Minecraft, come join us! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs in the game, no cap! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🚀🌈🐷🦄

Corsair

battle, Cannons, caribbean, Claim, combat system, control, CREW, Custom Map, Economy, Factions, Golden Age of Piracy, Nations, Pirates, player-driven economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, rule, SEAS, stake, Survival, Towns, Towny, Trading goods, Unique combat, Warships

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Alien Abductions:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Towns Built:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

[1.21] Corsaire takes you back to the Golden Age of Piracy on a custom Caribbean map. Build your own towns, form powerful nations, and battle for control of the seas with fully functional warships. Whether you’re trading goods, firing cannons, or leading your crew into battle, the player-driven economy and unique combat system make every choice matter. Jump in and stake your claim—will you rule the Caribbean?

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Vanilla Universe

ADMIN, Adventure, Community, Discord, Economy, Empires, Events, Gaming, Map, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, rules, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Universe, US-hosted, Vanilla, Version

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2384
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Version	Minecraft 1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/9k6F6KfH

Overview

Vanilla Universe is a Minecraft server that offers a unique experience with two distinct worlds within one universe. Players can enjoy a peaceful safe zone for collaborative building and creativity, as well as venture into the beyond for a more challenging semi-anarchy experience.

What Makes Us Unique?

Safe Zone: A protected area for building and progress without the risk of PvP, stealing, or griefing.
Beyond the Border: A semi-anarchy wilderness where PvP, stealing, and griefing are allowed.

Server Features

Semi-Vanilla Gameplay
Dynmap
Economy
Events
16+ Community
US-Hosted

Safe Zone Rules

No Killing
No Stealing
No Griefing
Dedicated Admin

FAQ

How do I join the server?

You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions in the server’s Discord channel.

Is there a age limit to join the server?

Yes, players must be 16 years or older to join the Vanilla Universe server.

Can I bring my friends to the server?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server and play together in the safe zone or beyond the border.

Are there any specific building rules in the safe zone?

Players are encouraged to be respectful of others’ builds and to refrain from causing any harm or destruction within the safe zone.

What happens if I break the server rules?

Breaking the server rules may result in disciplinary action from the server’s dedicated admin, including warnings, temporary bans, or permanent bans depending on the severity of the violation.

Eco Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, Eco, empowerment, encouragement, encouragement for growth, encouragement for happiness, encouragement for hard times, encouragement for healing, encouragement for strength, encouragement for success, encouragement messages, encouragement quotes, inspiration, kind words, mental health, motivation, positive vibes, positivity, Quests, self love, self-care, Support, Uplifting

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6337
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Farms Harvested:	499

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore. It’s like a party in the Nether with creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

You’ll be mining diamonds like a boss and building epic castles that make Hogwarts look like a cardboard box. Plus, the community is lit AF – you’ll be making friends faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

And don’t even get me started on the events – we’ve got PvP tournaments that will make your grandma’s knitting club look like a bunch of wimps. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Parent’s House PvP

aita, awkward situations, Communication, efficiency, Ex-Military, family dynamics, generational differences, House, Midwest Weather, MONEY, Navy Showers, parental expectations, parents, personal hygiene, PvP, relationship dynamics, Respect, shaving, showering habits, water conservation, well off, Winter Conditions

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Emeralds Found:	9984
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Navy Showers to a whole new level! Just like in real life, you’ll have to turn the water off while you soap up and shampoo your pixelated hair. But here’s the twist – if you take too long, you’ll freeze to death in the icy waters of our virtual world!

Join us and experience the thrill of saving virtual water while risking virtual hypothermia. Our ex-military NPC will monitor your shower time and judge you harshly if you take longer than 2 minutes. Plus, our septic system is so realistic that you’ll actually see the consequences of your water-wasting ways.

Don’t worry about the freezing temperatures, it’s all part of the immersive experience. And if you think 20-minute showers are too long in real life, just wait until you try to rinse your razor in our server – it’s a whole new level of challenge!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the Navy Shower Edition of Minecraft. And remember, respect the rules or face the wrath of our shower-monitoring NPC. It’s a ridiculous request, but hey, that’s just how we roll in our crazy Minecraft world!

Week2JanMinecraftSMP

asking, checking in, Communication, Community, Connection, Conversation, Friendly, greetings, inquiry, January, mental health, New Year, Reflection, Routine, second week, self-care, Social, time passing, Week2JanMinecraftSMP, well-being, wellness

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Star Shards Collected:	88	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Yo yo yo my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizazz? Well have I got the server for you! This server is like no other, let me tell you.

First of all, our spawn town is a giant pineapple. Yes, you heard me right, a freakin’ pineapple. And not just any pineapple, a talking pineapple that gives out quests and rewards. It’s like Spongebob Squarepants meets Minecraft, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. You have to do a dance-off with a creeper to get in, but trust me, it’s worth it. The music is bumpin’ and the drinks are free (just don’t ask where they come from).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a petting zoo filled with mutant animals. We’re talking pig-sheep hybrids, cow-chicken mashups, you name it. It’s like a freak show, but in a good way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they have killer moves.