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CarbonCraze2050

#sustainability, 2050, carbon capture, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon neutrality, carbon reduction, carbon sequestration, CarbonCraze2050, climate change, environmental impact, feasible rate, gigatonne CO2, global warming, greenhouse gases, IPCC, maximum rate, Paris Agreement, renewable energy, storage technology, subsurface carbon storage

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9326
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dimension Hops:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	46

u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that defies the laws of physics and carbon storage??? well do i have the server for u!!!!

join our server where we store 30 gigatonne CO2 per year by 2050!!!! that’s right, we are breaking alllll the rules and storing double the amount of carbon than is physically possible!!!!

come join us for a wild ride of nonsensical carbon storage and crazy minecraft adventures!!!! who needs reality when u can have our server????

so what are u waiting for??? come join us and let’s break some more rules together!!!!!!!

Welcome to the “Helveti-NO Network [pve]” where the mobs are scarier than your ex!

90 Day Inactive Kick, Brewery, Custom Mobs, Dungeons, HelvetiNO, loot tables, Lottery, mobs, Netting Animals/Mobs, Network, new bosses, Overclaim, Player Soldier NPC’s, player-driven economy, PvE, scarier, Sieges, Town or Nation Upkeep, town plots, unique items, Villager shops, war ships

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	7854

Helvetia Network Overview

Server Type	JAVA & BEDROCK (crossplay)
Features	Earth towny PVP\|PVE, 2 worlds economy and more!
Server Info	We Are ACTUALLY 1.21

Server Details

Custom Mobs And Entirely Redone Loot Tables Of Every Mob
Player Driven Economy
Unique Items That Add Layers To Gameplay
Player Soldier NPC’s That You Can Arm Up And Raise Your Own Army
Dungeons
War Ships
Town Plots To Claim
NO Overclaim Policy
Brewery Feature
90 Day Inactive Kick

Server Links

MC IP: play.helvetianetwork.com

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/w8crhRmMy5

Dynamic World Map: http://play.helvetianetwork.com:8123/

Website Store: https://shop.helvetianetwork.com/

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the IP address play.helvetianetwork.com in the server list of your Minecraft client.

Q: Can I play on both Java and Bedrock versions?

A: Yes, Helvetia Network supports crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.

NikCraft Minecraft Server

Active Nikke Codes, asuka shikinami langley, cd keys, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, evangelion, Game Download, Gatekeeper, General Info, Mari Makinami Illustrious, Minecraft, Misato Katsuragi, Naga: Elegant Date, NikCraft, Nikke General, NikkeInfo, NikkeLink, Pilot in Summer, Rei Ayanami, Rewards, Server, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Test Plugsuit, Upcoming Events, update, zoo keeper

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Alien Abductions:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we have an Evangelion Collab that will make you say “YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE”! Full Burst Day on weekends will have you bursting with excitement, and our Union Raid will have you raiding like never before.

But wait, there’s more! We have special recruits like Asuka Shikinami Langley and Misato Katsuragi, with upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious. And don’t forget about our Costume Passes, from elegant dates to summer pilots, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and use the code ADORABLEBUTTHOLES to unlock some exclusive rewards. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BuildRewardDropper Minecraft SMP

anticipation, BUILD rewards, BuildRewardDropper, Disappointment, DROPPED, Expectations, Feedback, letdown, Minecraft, Opinions, reactions, smp, speculation, Thoughts, underwhelming

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got build rewards dropping like it’s hot, but let me tell you, the real prize is the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the dancers! Trust me, you won’t be disappointed when you join this wild and wacky server.

GrampsFuneralMC Server

Boundaries, challenging family dynamics, communication breakdown, coping with loss, difficult decisions, difficult family situations, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, funeral attendance, GrampsFuneralMC, grief and loss, mourning process, personal rights, self-care, Server, stepmother issues, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3566
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Crops Grown:	6231	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of family drama and need a break from real life chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any crazy stepmothers causing trouble!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about choosing between attending your grandfather’s funeral or dealing with a manipulative stepmother. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players.

Forget about the diary-keeping, drama-starting relatives in your life and immerse yourself in a world where the only conflict is between you and the mobs. Join now and leave the family feuds behind – after all, diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

NoSmokeNoFunCraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5014
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Well, look no further! Our server is so fire, even the smoke alarms can’t handle it! Join us for some smokin’ hot gameplay and crazy adventures.

We promise a smoking good time, just like when your partner sets off the smoke alarms in your dad’s house. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing that’ll be lit is the fun!

So come on over and join us for a blaze of a time. Just make sure to keep the smoke alarms off, unless you want to start a fight with the admins!

PizzaRuinerMC SMP

bad sauce, bad service, burnt crust, cold pizza, delivery mishaps, disappointing meal, food poisoning, incorrect order, overcooked, PizzaRuinerMC, poor quality, ruined dinner, ruined pizza, smp, soggy crust, stale ingredients, too little cheese, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked, wrong temperature, wrong toppings

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret pizza cult hidden deep within our world where players must sacrifice their least favorite toppings to the Pizza God in order to gain special powers. But beware, if you ruin a pizza in-game, the Pizza God will curse you with never-ending pineapple toppings on all your future pizzas! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the world of pizza madness!

MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

Colleague, company policy, dismissal, employment, FIRED, HR, Incompetence, job loss, job performance, job probation, Job Termination, MineCraftFiredFast, misconduct, new hire, probation period., quick dismissal, quick turnaround, Seconds, Termination, termination process, termination reasons, Workplace

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mines Excavated:	2791	Villages Defended:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing!

CannabisCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., agriculture, Authorization, cannabis cultivation, cannabis industry, cannabis legalization, CannabisCraft, economic boost, export potential, Farmers, farming community, government approval, job creation, legalization, market demand, Minecraft, morocco, North Africa, regulatory framework, rural development, Server, sustainable practices, traditional crops

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Potions Brewed:	149
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can grow your own virtual cannabis farm like those farmers in Morocco! Get those virtual green thumbs ready, cuz in 2024, we’re giving out authorization for all players to cultivate their own cannabis crops.

Join our server and become the ultimate weed farmer, trading your crops with other players for virtual riches. Who needs diamonds when you can have a field full of sticky icky buds, amirite?

So come on down to our server and get ready to blaze it up in Minecraft like never before. It’s gonna be lit, literally. Join now and let’s get farming, baby! 🌿🔥 #420minecraftdreams

UkrainianAirHobble

air defenses, Conflict, defense budget, defense industry, defense systems, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkrainianAirHobble, War

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8318
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

so, like, you know how russia is all big and bad and stuff? well, on this server, ukraine is like the ultimate troll and is totally owning russia’s air defenses. it’s like watching a cat play with a mouse, but in minecraft. join this server to witness the epic battle between ukraine and russia, and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? come join the chaos and see who comes out on top in this crazy virtual world!