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PlasticPeenCraft

contamination, Environmental, erectile dysfunction, first time, health, IJIR, medical discovery, Men, microplastics, penises, pet, plastic particles, plastic waste, PlasticPeenCraft, Pollution, polypropylene, prevalent, research, study, surgery, tissue

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where we have discovered microplastics in penises for the first time! That’s right, we’re breaking boundaries and exploring new frontiers in the world of Minecraft!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a vein of microplastics! It’s like a treasure hunt, but with a twist! Who knew that plastic could be so dang exciting in the world of Minecraft?

Join us as we embark on a wild journey to uncover the secrets of these plastic-infused penises. Will we find more plastic treasures? Will we build a plastic palace fit for a king? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s dive into this crazy adventure together. Who knows what we’ll discover next in this wacky world of plastic penises and pixelated adventures! Let’s goooo!

CountryTune Minecraft Server

#youtube, Anthem, artist, Band, Country, CountryTune, Cultural, folk, heritage, instrumental, Lyrics, Melody, Minecraft, Music, national, Performance, Rhythm, Server, Singer, song, Traditional, Video, vocal

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a chicken who could breakdance like nobody’s business. People would come from all over just to watch this funky chicken bust a move. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust me, it’s a thrill you won’t forget!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be found. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this epic loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wild adventures await you in this crazy Minecraft world!

HyperMuscleCraft: The Gayest Minecraft Server

Bodybuilding, FITNESS, Gay, gay athletes, gay community, gay muscle men, gay muscle worship, gay pride, gayest, gym culture, hyper masculinity, Hyper Muscle, hypermasculinity, HyperMuscleCraft, LGBTQ, Minecraft, muscle domination, Muscle fetish, muscle growth, Muscle worship, musclebound, muscular men, Server, strength training

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	259	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	65
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything is possible (yes, even a chicken riding a llama while juggling TNT)!

SisPay2Play Minecraft Server

aunts and uncles, Borrowing, clothes, concealer, Destroyed, expensive makeup, extended family, family, foundation applicator, gaming pc, locked room, makeup, Minecraft, motorcycle helmet, overreacted, Paying, ruined, Server, sharing, SisPay2Play, sister, younger sister

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… or is it? Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling drama and makeup mayhem!

Are you tired of your younger sister constantly ruining your stuff? Well, on our server, you can exact revenge in the most epic ways possible. Build a virtual replica of your bedroom and lock her out forever, or create a makeup shop where she has to pay in diamonds to use your precious products.

But that’s not all! Take on quests to teach her the value of respecting other people’s belongings, or team up with other players to stage an intervention for her sticky fingers.

And if all else fails, unleash your wrath by summoning a horde of angry mobs to chase her around the server until she learns her lesson.

So come join us on this chaotic journey of sibling rivalry and questionable parenting advice. Who needs family therapy when you have Minecraft?

FenceWarsMC

boundary issues, dog safety, Fence, FenceWarsMC, Hoa, landlord disputes, Neighbor conflicts, neighborhood relations, neighbors, property boundaries, property damage, property dispute, property line, property line disputes, property line encroachment, property maintenance, property ownership, property rights, reactive dog, rental properties, sprinkler system

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4097
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4826

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of annoying neighbors and property line disputes? Look no further! Join our server and build your own virtual world where you can have all the space you want without any pesky kids riding mini four-wheelers through your yard.

Our server offers a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any interference from unruly neighbors or muddy hills. No need to worry about property lines or annoying sprinkler system repairs – just pure, unadulterated fun!

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only limits are your imagination. Who knew escaping reality could be so entertaining?

TruthCraft Minecraft Server

#revelation, absolute truth, contemplation, Curiosity, Deep thinking, enlightenment, Existential, inquiry, introspection, Introspective, knowledge, Minecraft, Mystery, Philosophical, pondering, question.., Server, Soul searching, total truth, truth-seeking, TruthCraft, uncertainty, wisdom

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, you can finally uncover the answer to the ultimate question: Why do creepers explode? That’s right, we have exclusive access to the creepers’ secret society meetings where they discuss their explosive tendencies. Join us and become a creeper whisperer!

But that’s not all, folks! Ever wondered why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk? Join our server and uncover the shocking truth behind their bizarre trading habits. Turns out, they’re actually using the emeralds to fund their underground dance parties. Who knew villagers had such sick moves?

And if you’re still not convinced, how about this: on our server, you can finally find out why diamonds are so darn rare. Spoiler alert: it involves a secret alliance between the Ender Dragon and Herobrine. Join us and become a diamond detective!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to the ultimate question: Why do pigs oink? (Hint: it involves a top-secret pig language that only our players can decode).

CraftyFactsMC

CraftyFactsMC, distinctive feature, distinctive quality, eccentricity, idiosyncrasy, individualistic trait, interesting tidbit, ODDITY, one of a kind, out of the ordinary, peculiar attribute, peculiar habit, personal quirk, quirky behavior, rare quality, special talent, strange fact, uncommon characteristic, uncommon skill, unique trait, unusual fact

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8705	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Crops Grown:	6910

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine for diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player who built an entire castle out of nothing but cheese blocks, and it was so stinky that even the creepers ran away in fear.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then come join us and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun times roll!

CraftyCanuckRevolutionaries

Canada, CBC News, Conflict, CraftyCanuckRevolutionaries, Diplomacy, enforcement, extremism, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, iran, Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, Listing, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Politics, PRESSURE, sanctions, SECURITY, terrorist group

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Animals Bred:	53	Magic Items Found:	2853
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can find a secret underground base run by the Canadian government and the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps. they’re like, teaming up to take over the minecraft world and u gotta stop them before it’s too late. plus, there’s like, a secret treasure hidden in the base that will give u super powers and make u invincible. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and save the world from the evil forces of canada and iran!

Cable-FreeCraft

amazon prime, binge watching, cable TV, CableFreeCraft, changing habits, Cord Cutting, Cordless, cordless living, digital age, Entertainment, Future, generation, hulu, internet, Millennials, Netflix, online streaming, smart TVs, streaming, Technology, television, video on demand

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1754	Animals Bred:	93
Towns Built:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	1435	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamond blocks. like, who needs cable tv when u can watch a llama soap opera unfold in the town square every day at noon? plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies breakdance like nobody’s business. trust me, u ain’t livin’ until u join this server and witness the madness for urself. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for the ride of ur life!

EmoCraft: Happy, Angry, and Friendly!

Angry, angry faces, Brain, EmoCraft, emotional experiences, emotional processing, Enhancing, feelings, friendliness, Friendly, Happy, happy faces, Impact, mdma, mood regulation, neuroscience, neurotransmitters, neutral faces, psychoactive, reputation, Responses, serotonin, social experiences

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

yo, dis server be like takin’ a hit of dat good ol’ MDMA, makin’ yo emotions go wild and yo heart feel all warm n’ fuzzy. when you join dis server, you gonna feel all friendly n’ happy, like you just popped a pill at a rave.

we got all dem happy faces and angry faces poppin’ off, makin’ yo brain light up like a christmas tree. ain’t no neutral faces here, just pure emotion runnin’ wild. so come on down and join dis crazy ride, where every block you break gonna make you feel alive. disco balls and glow sticks not included.