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Columbia Sluts Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Enchantments Applied:	294

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at! Join us and you might just run into those infamous Columbia Missouri sluts who are always causing chaos and drama wherever they go.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their dance partners. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of wild llamas who only respond to players who can do the Macarena flawlessly.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft!

I Got Employed Bros Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7381
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Towns Built:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of adulting.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual escapism from the harsh realities of work and responsibilities. Build your dream world, ride virtual motorcycles without the fear of running out of money, and indulge in all the virtual drugs you desire without any consequences.

Forget about frozen chicken and canned food, here you can feast on virtual lamb chops and live your best life. And who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?

So come join us, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only work you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and building your dream motorbike. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in our virtual world. See you there!

🔥 FireMine – grief server number 1 🔥 Minecraft server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Cool survival with friends! Come in

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Tea Time Minecraft Server

american culture, boiling water, boiling water quickly, convenience, heating water, hot beverages, Kitchen Appliances, Kitchen hacks, kitchen shortcuts, microwave, Minecraft, myths about tea, Server, tea, tea brewing methods, tea culture, tea drinking habits, tea making, tea preparation, tea rituals, tea time, tea traditions, Time

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about boiling tea water in the microwave ever again! Our server is equipped with state-of-the-art tea brewing stations in every virtual corner, so you can enjoy a perfectly brewed cup of tea while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of tea-loving creepers who have mastered the art of brewing explosive tea potions. Join us and uncover the hidden tea-tastic treasures that await you in the depths of our virtual world.

So why settle for boring old microwave tea when you can join our server and experience the thrill of brewing tea like never before? Come join us and embark on a tea-riffic adventure unlike any other!

Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Falling into the Void:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Potions Brewed:	116
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server, where we take fake to a whole new level! Join us for a crazy ride filled with roleplaying, kinks, and more depravity than you can shake a pickaxe at.

Our server is like F-list for Minecraft players – create your character profile, find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes, and dive into some seriously outrageous roleplay. From webchat adventures to group forums, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we’ve got drama, gossip, and kinks galore. Want to critique someone’s character? Share your roleplay logs? Or just chat about your weirdest fetishes? Our server is the place to do it all.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and wild adventures await you on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Evil Company’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9777
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn? Well, look no further because our server is run by an evil fucking company that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are actually sentient and will attack you if you get too close?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just be careful not to wake the giant spider king that guards it!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the chaos and madness that only an evil fucking company can provide!

Nash Was a Noob Minecraft SMP

enforcer, Kevin Nash, Memories, midcard, Minecraft, Nash, noob, Nostalgia, professional wrestling, smp, Valet, WCW, WCW era, white maven, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling career, wrestling fans, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legends, wrestling persona, wwe

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7790
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the legend of Nash unfold before your very eyes! Back in the day, Nash was rumored to be a valet by day and an enforcer by night, with midcard energy that could rival even the whitest Maven. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Flawless Gaming Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so flawless, Notch himself would be jealous! Join us for the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. But little did they know, the mine was also home to a pack of mischievous creepers who loved nothing more than to blow everything up! Will you be brave enough to face the explosive challenge and claim the diamonds for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the fearsome beast while busting out their best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon fight like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Not His Fault Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Zombie Dances:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Divine Spears Created:	29	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire and blaming it on a rogue creeper. It’s not your fault, it’s just the way the game works!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. One time, a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a giant mutant pig and chaos ensued as they tried to wrangle it back to normal size. Another time, someone built a rollercoaster that launched players straight into the sky and caused mass panic among the villagers.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, then this is the place for you. Join us and embrace the madness – just remember, it’s not your fault if things go awry!

Choose Wisely Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	New Chunks Explored:	101205
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we are on a mission to stamp out Evil at its roots! Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat evil mobs, rescue villagers, and protect our precious blocky world from destruction.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you just might stumble upon this rare and valuable creature.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our server’s most fearsome boss – the Crazed Creeper King. Legend has it that whoever defeats him will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a hero in the fight against Evil!