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CraftyYankeeLand

America, American dream, Apple Pie, CraftyYankeeLand, Democracy, Diversity, equality, fireworks, Flag, founding fathers, freedom, home of the brave, Justice, land of the free, Liberty, melting pot, opportunity, patriotism, red white and blue, stars and stripes, united states

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Burgers? Freedom? Nope, it’s our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes and crazy adventures. We’ve got more redstone contraptions than you can shake a stick at, and our community is as welcoming as a warm apple pie. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret government base where they conduct experiments on creepers. So if you want to uncover the truth and have a blast doing it, come join us on the most patriotic Minecraft server in the world!

Advertise Less, Prestige More

Advertise, advertising, Awareness, brand, Competition, Consumer, consumer behavior, desirability, image, Impact, influence, market, Marketing, Perception, Popularity, Prestige, product, Promotion, recognition, reputation, saturation

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2635
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Votes:	7000	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the macarena? well, look no further cuz our server is the craziest in all the land!

join us for epic battles with giant chickens and quests to find the mystical diamond banana. our community is full of wacky characters like a talking cow named moo moo and a dancing enderman who loves to break it down on the dance floor.

but wait, there’s more! if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of marshmallows. plus, every friday we have a pizza party in the nether realm where the lava is actually hot sauce and the zombies are professional salsa dancers.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most insane minecraft server in the universe! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. but seriously, join us now before the unicorns steal all the diamonds!

RockinEricasServer

ancient history, ancient life, chance discovery, complex life, discovery, Earth, Erica, Evolution, fossil, geological find, geology, History, oldest form of life, Paleontology, prehistoric, rare discovery, Rock, RockinEricasServer, scientific discovery, scientific research, unique find

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND FIND THE ROCK OF ETERNAL LIFE! erica found it 10 years ago and now she’s a time-traveling wizard! u can be too if u join our server and mine for the ancient rocks! become a minecraft master and rule over all the noobs with your epic powers! who needs diamonds when u have the ROCK OF ETERNAL LIFE?! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND!

New Yawn Roleplay: The Server That Makes You Want to Sleep (Whitelist)

Character, Community, culture, Discord, Distance, Drama, Economy, History, Immersive, ironed out, Map, patience, Playerdriven, Roleplay, Server, Setting, Sleep, Suggestions, Vanilla, Whitelist, worldbuild, Worldbuilding, yawn

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Ores Mined:	2066	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

New Dawn Minecraft Server

Overview
Tired of boring, unoriginal, and same feeling Minecraft world-building servers that don’t offer the excitement you are looking for? Join New Dawn for a collaborative project with a cohesive and realistic experience. Explore a custom map and uncover localized history perspectives. Player-driven economy and roleplay with minimal involvement from server owners.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What sets New Dawn apart from other servers?	New Dawn offers a realistic and immersive experience with player-driven economy and roleplay elements.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by visiting our Discord server at https://discord.gg/3HaVvhwewn and following the instructions there.
Is the server available 24/7?	Yes, the server is up almost 24/7 for players to enjoy.
Are there any specific rules or guidelines for players?	While we encourage creativity and player-driven content, we also expect players to maintain a respectful and drama-free environment.
How can I provide feedback or suggestions for the server?	You can reach out to the server owner through the Discord server or in-game chat with your suggestions or feedback.

Trump’s PvP Minecraft Server

assassination attempts, criminal behavior, law enforcement, Media influence, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, murdering Trump, police incompetence, political extremism, political rhetoric, political violence, presidential assassination, presidential protection, presidential safety, presidential security, Public Safety, PvP, secret service, security threats, Server, threat assessment, Trumps, White House security

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Towns Built:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anything goes and even the President isn’t safe! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we explore the limits of what you can get away with in-game.

Our server is so crazy that even the Secret Services won’t do anything to stop you from pulling off the most outrageous stunts. Want to grab Trump by the bussy? Go for it! The SS and Police are too incompetent to stop you, so let your imagination run wild.

Join us now for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get up to on our server – the possibilities are endless!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

EN Koyori, long tail tags, Minecraft, PixelPunch, Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. But that’s not all – we also have a petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of exploding. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen riding on chickens. So come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s have a blast together!

MommyCraft Minecraft Server

addict, Boundaries, Church, Communication Issues, Emotional distance, family dynamics, fertility struggles, grandmother-grandchild relationship, lack of care, Minecraft, miscarriages, MommyCraft, mother-daughter relationship, narcissist, neglect, no contact, party house, self-care, Server, social media, toxic relationships, traumatic birth

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6312
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs ride on saddled chickens. It’s a place where you can build your dream castle while dodging drama more intense than your mom’s latest meltdown.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in it. Join now and experience a world where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Trust us, it’s more entertaining than trying to decipher your mom’s passive-aggressive texts.

NoNephewNannies

Anime, aunt, baby girl, babysit, chicken, confusion, cousin, cousins, exclusion, family, kfc, Manga, Nephews, NoNephewNannies, refusing, room, Spouses, Theme Park, uncle, update, vacation

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9771
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Crops Grown:	9824
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	161
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	50	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We don’t have a name because we’re too busy dealing with family drama like refusing to give your married cousin your room.

Join us if you want to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can eat virtual KFC chicken and read manga while avoiding family obligations.

Our server is filled with crazy stories like leaving kids in the hallway of a hotel because you didn’t want to take them to a theme park. Who needs responsibilities when you can just grab your purse and run?

With 15 total players, including the cutest baby girl emoji, and 3 spouses (shoutout to Bill), you never know what drama will unfold next. Will you be excluded on the 4th day like our player here? Or will you be the one causing chaos and confusion for your family members?

Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

MistakeCraft Minecraft Server

bouncing back, embracing failure, growth mindset., learning from failure, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, Minecraft, MistakeCraft, MISTAKES, moving forward, overcoming failure, perseverance, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, resilience in adversity, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, Server, turning mistakes into lessons

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1262
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Have you ever accidentally built a house out of TNT instead of bricks? Or maybe you tried to tame a creeper thinking it was a friendly pet? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace your mistakes and turn them into epic wins! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we navigate through a world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky Endermen stealing your blocks). So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

SimpleLuxCraft

basic luxury, common luxury, easy luxury, effortless luxury, everyday luxury, hidden luxury, humble luxury, luxury, minor luxury, modest luxury, ordinary luxury, overlooked luxury, simple luxury, SimpleLuxCraft, small luxury, subtle luxury, unacknowledged luxury, unassuming luxury, uncomplicated luxury, underappreciated luxury, unnoticed luxury

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4309
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	260
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the simple luxury of unlimited diamonds is just the beginning of the madness! Join us and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas armed with laser beams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Ender Dragon. Get your groove on and show off your best moves as you party the night away with mobs and villagers alike.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the chance to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Hold on tight and prepare for a wild ride as you zoom through the explosive twists and turns of this one-of-a-kind attraction.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world of luxury and absurdity that you never knew you needed. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the sheer madness of our server, you’ll never want to leave!