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Abyssal Explorers 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3rd person shooter, abyssal, alien insects, co-op, companion, contested planets, cooperation, Explorers, Galaxy, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Liberation, Magicka, News, Patch, PlayStation, procedurally generated, PvE, Robots, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Wiki

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1407	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Potions Brewed:	42	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like HELLDIVERS but in blocky form! Imagine fighting off hordes of alien creepers and robots to spread democracy in the Minecraft universe. Each planet is like a different biome, and you gotta complete objectives before the time runs out – it’s like a race against the clock, man!

And get this, if we work together, we can liberate the entire galaxy in Minecraft! It’s like a team effort, bro, we gotta combine our Minecraft skills to save the day. Plus, there’s a Democracy Space Station and even a Killzone collab – like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this crazy Minecraft adventure – it’s gonna be blocky madness, bro! Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8312
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	405	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Farms Harvested:	196
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Towns Built:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Buildings Constructed:	28
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	8864
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	4153	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9257
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!