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| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 1514 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier builds den a llama on a trampoline. one time, a player built a giant toilet dat actually flushed. it was epic, bro.
u know wat else? we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. but shh, it’s a secret. only da chosen ones can find it.
oh, and did i mention our pvp arena? it’s like a battle royale, but with creepers and zombies. it’s lit, fam.
so, come join dis server and let’s have a blast. just don’t mention any nazi slogans, cuz we don’t mess with dat here. peace out, homies.
