cynicism Minecraft Servers

cynicism Minecraft Servers

  • LifeHardenedMinecraftSMP

    LifeHardenedMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 3964
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Star Shards Collected: 204
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Villages Defended: 20
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Votes: 6741 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

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    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where we have players so hardened by life, they mine diamonds with their bare hands and fight off creepers with nothing but a carrot!

    If you want to join a server where the players have seen some stuff, like surviving a zombie apocalypse or battling a dragon in real life, then this is the place for you. Our players have been through it all and they’re not afraid to show it. Just look out for the guy with the diamond armor made entirely out of emeralds – he’s seen things, man.

    So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the players are as tough as nails and the mobs are as scary as your ex-girlfriend. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • EmpathyEroder

    EmpathyEroder
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 7542
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 225 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37
    Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Holy Grails Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and empathetic? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and slowly lose empathy for others as you embark on crazy adventures and epic battles.

    We have a special potion in our server that actually decreases your ability to feel empathy towards other players. It’s like a superpower, but for being a total savage in the game. Imagine the thrill of looting someone’s base without feeling an ounce of guilt!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground arena where players can battle it out to see who is the most ruthless and heartless of them all. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other server.

    So come join us and embrace your inner villain. Who needs empathy when you can have power and domination instead? Let the games begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SocietySucksCraft

    SocietySucksCraft
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 6004
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 103 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4937 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 319
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 359
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Ores Mined: 6932

    New Minecraft Servers

    so why not escape to a minecraft server where society is run by chickens and pigs? yep, you heard that right. the chickens are the politicians, squawking their way to power, while the pigs are the bankers, rolling in the mud with all the diamonds they’ve stolen.

    join our server and witness the chaos unfold as the cows protest for equal rights and the sheep start a rebellion against the oppressive chicken overlords.

    but that’s not all! we have custom mini-games like “shear the sheep” and “chicken race to the finish line”. plus, every full moon, the ender dragon comes to visit and wreak havoc on our already chaotic world.

    so come on, join us on this wild ride and see if you can survive the madness. just remember, in this world, the only rule is there are no rules.

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  • Blocky Banter Brigade: Where Pixels and Puns Collide!

    Blocky Banter Brigade: Where Pixels and Puns Collide!
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 4690
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Runes Activated: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 10
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Buildings Constructed: 39
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Mines Excavated: 2591

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the true essence of Mexican culture in all its violent, cynical, and aggressive glory! Join us and embrace your inner machismo as you navigate through a world where men are expected to be nasty, brutish, and above all, irresponsible.

    But don’t worry, our server is not just about toxic masculinity – we also offer a unique experience of generational abuse, where bullying is the primary method of learning how society works. Feel the thrill of being humiliated, beaten, and full of bitterness as you navigate through our virtual world.

    And let’s not forget about our special relationship with the Virgin Mary – a complete lack of a father figure means you’ll see God not as a father, but as a mother. So come join us and experience a culture of poorer, bitter, brutish drunkards where feeling pity, empathy, or remorse is punished with further bullying.

    So if you’re ready to despise Mexicanhood the same way some Russians despise their own Russianhood, then this is the server for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world of resentment, cynicism, and outrageousness like never before. See you in the game!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Vaultcraft

    Vaultcraft
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 5476
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Emeralds Found: 8302
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 44 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 7952

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    🛡️ Welcome to Vaultcraft!!! 🛡️
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    ▷ 🧉 Vaultcraft Lounge
    ▷ 📡 Official Website
    ▷ 🎞️ Instagram Account
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    Who are we?

    Vaultcraft is a non-pay to win server dedicated to providing the Vanilla Survival Multiplayer experience on a gorgeous 1.18 generated world. We are actively looking for new mature players that have interest in participating in the events of an exclusive long term community based world.

    Commitment to Vanilla-esk

    Our server is considered 99% vanilla because it employ’s the use of data packs and mods to create the ultimate survival vanilla experience, some call this Vanilla PLUS. The chosen mods enhance the regular vanilla game instead of altering gameplay in any major way.

    ▷ Commitment to Community

    Our community is small however it is always looking to expand. To help ensure players have a fair experience we have a few simple rules:

    • No Hacking
    • No Griefing
    • No Stealing

    Players are encouraged and allowed to express their opinions, which will be protected whilst one participates in this community.

    ▷ Commitment to Free

    Unlike other servers, Vaultcraft is 100% free from any micro-transactions & donator stores. We will never attempt to generate any profit off our community.

    Information:

    ▷ Season Two

    The second season of Vaultcraft started on the 1st of October 2022. Season One ended prematurely due to a badly picked map which ultimately couldn’t be a “forever” world.

    ▷ Server Build

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    ▷ Spawn Shopping District

    Our beautiful 1.18 generated spawn is transforming into our shopping district which is fueled by the diamond economy.

    Interested in Vaultcraft? Apply Here!!!

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  • Mystic Lands 1.20.1

    Mystic Lands 1.20.1
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 521
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Enchantments Applied: 248
    Gods Slained: 0 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this sick Minecraft server that’s like a whole new country, but in the virtual world. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and mind-bending challenges that will make you question reality itself.

    We’ve got pixelated landscapes that will blow your mind and make you feel like you’re in a whole new dimension. Plus, our community is filled with the weirdest and wackiest players you’ll ever meet, so you’ll never have a dull moment.

    So, if you’re ready to embark on a journey unlike any other and experience a world that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew, then come join us on this epic Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Insistent Movie Minecraft SMP

    The Insistent Movie Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 4723
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 170 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie that insists upon itself! We’ve got crazy storylines, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    Join us if you want to be part of a server where anything can happen. From giant chickens terrorizing the land to secret underground societies of villagers plotting world domination, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, trust us on this one. You won’t regret joining our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. You’re welcome in advance for the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HackMyDay Minecraft SMP

    HackMyDay Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 4329
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, like right now! It’s like, the most epic server ever, I swear. Like, they have this crazy life hack where if you mine diamond ore with a wooden pickaxe, you get like, double the diamonds! I know, it sounds insane, but trust me, it totally works. And the best part is, there’s this secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond horse armor. Plus, the admin is this super cool dude who once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. So yeah, if you want to level up your Minecraft game and have the most epic adventures ever, you gotta join this server ASAP!

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  • CraftyKitchenDisasterz

    CraftyKitchenDisasterz
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 4658
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Calling all Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing but basic survival mode? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our crazy, chaotic Minecraft server where anything goes!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of exploding pigs stampede through your village, leaving a trail of chaos in their wake. Or how about the time a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of killer bunnies that took over the entire server? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Kitchen Catastrophe event, where players compete to create the most outrageous dishes using only the ingredients they find in the wild. From creeper stew to zombie flesh sushi, the results are always… interesting.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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  • KoranCraft: JailbreakPVV

    KoranCraft: JailbreakPVV
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 4131
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 68
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 70
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 321
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF THE FAR RIGHT PVV FROM NETHERLANDS TOOK OVER MINECRAFT AND MADE OWNING A COPY OF THE KORAN A CRIME! JOIN US FOR SOME WILD TIMES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES! BUILD A SECRET KORAN LIBRARY IN YOUR BASE AND TRY NOT TO GET CAUGHT BY THE NSC LEADER PIETER OMTZIGT! WILL YOU SURVIVE FIVE YEARS IN OUR VIRTUAL JAIL?! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT – JOIN OUR SERVER NOW!

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  • Galaxy Burst Radio – Caltech Deep Synoptic

    Galaxy Burst Radio – Caltech Deep Synoptic
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 5077
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 99
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Dimension Hops: 12 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join dis EPIC minecraft server where u can be a part of da most insane adventures eva! we got mighty radio bursts linked to massive galaxies, like whaaat?! u can explore da universe while buildin ur own epic base and fightin off creepers and zombies. our server is so lit, even Caltech’s Deep Synoptic Array-110 is talkin bout us! join now and be a part of da craziest minecraft community out there. who knows, maybe u’ll even discover how magnetars form while playin on our server. don’t miss out, come join da fun now!

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  • ❄BubbleLine❄ – License, Hardcore, 1.21.1 Minecraft server

    ❄BubbleLine❄ – License, Hardcore, 1.21.1 Minecraft server
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 6495
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 346
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4049 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Dimension Hops: 12
    Runes Activated: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 4

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    1. Hardcore Survival: A real challenge for real players!

    Dying on the BubbleLine isn’t just bad luck. This is a chance to rethink your actions and start over, but with the experience gained in a previous life.

    To return to the game after death, you will need to purchase a revival on the server website. This will add complexity and excitement to every step, because the cost of a mistake can be high.

    2. Build, create, change the world!

    BubbleLine gives you complete freedom of action. You can build a cozy house in the forest, a luxurious mansion in the city center, or become the founder of an entire metropolis.

    The server supports a developed economic system that allows you to earn money from various types of activities:

    * Mining: Extract valuable materials, process them and sell them at a favorable price.

    * Trade: Open your store and sell goods to other players.

    * Harvesting: Farm and grow various crops.

    * Fishing: Go fishing and catch valuable fish that you can sell or use in cooking.

    3. Politics and power: Become a leader!

    On BubbleLine you can not only build and survive, but also take part in political life.

    Create parties, participate in elections, struggle for power and influence the development of the server!

    4. RP community: Play by your own rules!

    BubbleLine welcomes fans of role-playing games.

    Create a character, invent a story for him, find friends and immerse yourself in the atmosphere of a role-playing game.

    On the server you can meet different characters, from simple peasants to influential businessmen.

    5. Community: Find friends, create an alliance!

    BubbleLine is not just a server. This is a place where you can meet people with whom you can share your passion for the game.

    Create a guild, join alliances, build joint projects, help each other and just have a good time!

    Why BubbleLine is exactly what you need?

    * Unique gameplay: Hardcore survival, a developed economy, political intrigue and a vibrant RP community – all this makes BubbleLine unique.

    * Freedom of action: You decide for yourself who to be and how to live on BubbleLine.

    * Friendly community: At BubbleLine you will find friendly players who are ready to help in any situation.

    * Constant development: BubbleLine is constantly evolving, adding new features and functionality to make the game even more interesting.

    BubbleLine is not just a game. This is a whole world ready to welcome you into its arms!

    Join our community, build your world, live life to the fullest and make new friends on BubbleLine!

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  • Lumina [Modded]

    Lumina [Modded]
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 7681
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 161
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Lumina

    Do you have what it takes to survive in a world where every decision matters? Lumina, a Minecraft server inspired by Danmachi and Tensura, delivers a thrilling experience featuring perma-death, a rich storyline, and the ultimate test of skill.

    The Towering Dungeon Awaits

    Dive into a single, massive dungeon spanning countless floors, each with its own sprawling ecosystems, biomes, and challenges. From lush forests to fiery infernos, every floor is a world unto itself—packed with secrets, treasures, and monsters to conquer.

    Quests and a Living Story

    Uncover a gripping storyline intertwined with custom quests that immerse you in the lore of Lumina. Every quest is an opportunity to shape your destiny and leave your mark on the world.

    Unlock Unique Skills and Evolve

    Harness the power of Lumina’s custom skill system to forge your path. Whether you’re a strategist, a warrior, or an explorer, there’s always a way to grow stronger.

    Perma-Death: The Ultimate Challenge

    In Lumina, every move counts. With perma-death, the stakes are high, and survival is only for the boldest adventurers.

    A Player-Driven Realm

    Form alliances, forge rivalries, and carve your legacy in Lumina’s dynamic community. Your decisions shape not just your story—but the world itself.

    Java Edition Only

    The Dungeon Calls—Will You Answer?

    Step into Lumina and begin your adventure. The dungeon awaits your courage, strength, and skill. Are you ready to shine?

    Looking for:

    – Builders

    – Discord Staff

    – People well versed in server development

    Discord: https://discord.gg/HQTMdfqa

    IP: 5.180.34.157:8672

    The server is carefully designed for the server to not be too hard so if you’re worried about that you should be fine

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is Lumina a modded server? No, Lumina is a vanilla Minecraft server
    How many floors does the dungeon have? The dungeon spans countless floors
    What happens if my character dies? In Lumina, perma-death means your character is permanently gone
    Can I join the server with Bedrock Edition? No, Lumina is for Java Edition players only

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  • V-Tark VTube Craft 1.20.5

    V-Tark VTube Craft 1.20.5
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 3213
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 47
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 227 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 16 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? It’s like, filled with all these VTubers who have played and streamed Ark! Like, what even is Ark? Who cares, just join the server and experience the madness for yourself!

    You’ll be like, surrounded by all these virtual YouTubers who are probably way cooler than you’ll ever be. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to play with them and become besties or something.

    So like, stop wasting time and join this server ASAP! It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your sad, pathetic life. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

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