cynicism Minecraft Servers

cynicism Minecraft Servers

  • LifeHardenedMinecraftSMP

    LifeHardenedMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 4227
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Void Armor Forged: 30

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where we have players so hardened by life, they mine diamonds with their bare hands and fight off creepers with nothing but a carrot!

    If you want to join a server where the players have seen some stuff, like surviving a zombie apocalypse or battling a dragon in real life, then this is the place for you. Our players have been through it all and they’re not afraid to show it. Just look out for the guy with the diamond armor made entirely out of emeralds – he’s seen things, man.

    So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the players are as tough as nails and the mobs are as scary as your ex-girlfriend. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EmpathyEroder

    EmpathyEroder
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 3835
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Animals Bred: 188
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and empathetic? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and slowly lose empathy for others as you embark on crazy adventures and epic battles.

    We have a special potion in our server that actually decreases your ability to feel empathy towards other players. It’s like a superpower, but for being a total savage in the game. Imagine the thrill of looting someone’s base without feeling an ounce of guilt!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground arena where players can battle it out to see who is the most ruthless and heartless of them all. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other server.

    So come join us and embrace your inner villain. Who needs empathy when you can have power and domination instead? Let the games begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SocietySucksCraft

    SocietySucksCraft
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 3885
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Dimension Hops: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so why not escape to a minecraft server where society is run by chickens and pigs? yep, you heard that right. the chickens are the politicians, squawking their way to power, while the pigs are the bankers, rolling in the mud with all the diamonds they’ve stolen.

    join our server and witness the chaos unfold as the cows protest for equal rights and the sheep start a rebellion against the oppressive chicken overlords.

    but that’s not all! we have custom mini-games like “shear the sheep” and “chicken race to the finish line”. plus, every full moon, the ender dragon comes to visit and wreak havoc on our already chaotic world.

    so come on, join us on this wild ride and see if you can survive the madness. just remember, in this world, the only rule is there are no rules.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Banter Brigade: Where Pixels and Puns Collide!

    Blocky Banter Brigade: Where Pixels and Puns Collide!
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 3421
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 15
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the true essence of Mexican culture in all its violent, cynical, and aggressive glory! Join us and embrace your inner machismo as you navigate through a world where men are expected to be nasty, brutish, and above all, irresponsible.

    But don’t worry, our server is not just about toxic masculinity – we also offer a unique experience of generational abuse, where bullying is the primary method of learning how society works. Feel the thrill of being humiliated, beaten, and full of bitterness as you navigate through our virtual world.

    And let’s not forget about our special relationship with the Virgin Mary – a complete lack of a father figure means you’ll see God not as a father, but as a mother. So come join us and experience a culture of poorer, bitter, brutish drunkards where feeling pity, empathy, or remorse is punished with further bullying.

    So if you’re ready to despise Mexicanhood the same way some Russians despise their own Russianhood, then this is the server for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world of resentment, cynicism, and outrageousness like never before. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Furry Maple Spirit Realm

    Furry Maple Spirit Realm
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 2587
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Enchantments Applied: 184
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 New Chunks Explored: 896097

    New Minecraft Servers

    Furry Maple Spirit Realm is a small but growing furry server that welcomes anyone who wants to join Furry! We have Slimefun and most of his extensions, as well as other interesting plugins, join our discord!We hope to see you in the game~

    discord:https://discord.com/invite/r8q2p86pVp

    omt.rainplay.cn:32196

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CMCraft – Vanilla server Minecraft server

    CMCraft – Vanilla server Minecraft server
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 6608
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2777 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Animals Bred: 50

    New Minecraft Servers

    CMCraft is a free, vanilla and private Minecraft server.

    To get to the server, you need to fill out a simple form in the VK community (https://vk.com/roleplay_vanilla).

    Our advantages:

    – Vanilla. We don’t have a bunch of “cool” slag plugins, we adhere to the principle of balance between vanilla experience and comfortable multiplayer gameplay.

    – Equality. Absolutely all players are equal among themselves, any form of purchased donation (even cosmetic) is absent.

    – Availability. We give every person a chance to get to our project for free.

    – Stability. The server runs on a dedicated machine in a reliable data center, which means high uptime and stable operation.

    – History. The project has been running since 2020, and you can be sure that it will not close tomorrow.

    About the server:

    – We have no donations, privates, teleports, mini-games and other nonsense. The game almost completely corresponds to the vanilla survival that you are used to seeing in single Minecraft, except for the aspects necessary for stable server operation and getting an adequate gaming experience. This is the main principle of our project.

    – Your role and activity on the server are limited only by the rules and framework of the game. To be a rich miner or a simple farmer, a builder or a warrior, the head of a small settlement or the leader of a great empire – it’s up to you. You won’t find any plugins for cities, clans and similar devilry here. All organization and interaction of players is carried out in a free form, without formal restrictions. RolePlay elements are present, but are not mandatory for compliance.

    – We have absolutely no forms of donations. Players cannot buy admin, resources or prefixes – absolutely everyone is equal in rights. – Most of the rules boil down to the simple principle of “don’t be an asshole”. You will not be pressured by fictitious and strained boundaries.

    – The administration does not interfere with the gameplay, does not use creativity or dishonest commands, all their work is transparent.

    It is impossible to convey all aspects of the game on the server here, so read our rules, fill out the form at the link, come in, play and enjoy!

    https://vk.com/roleplay_vanilla

    https://vk.com/roleplay_vanilla

    https://vk.com/roleplay_vanilla

    cmcraft.su

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • “Ravencraft: Where semi, but not vanilla, with SMP, dynmap, and Java is the only way to play Minecraft at 18+”.

    “Ravencraft: Where semi, but not vanilla, with SMP, dynmap, and Java is the only way to play Minecraft at 18+”.
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 8583
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Ravencraft Server Overview

    Ravencraft is a growing semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server. We have a staff of friendly mods who have worked together for years, an expanding community of players, and an expanding map for you to explore! We are a group of adults who like to build, explore, experiment, and create together. If you’re looking for a community oriented server where you can hang out with mature folks, come give us a try!

    Server Address mc.ravensburg.org
    Rules Click here
    Gallery Click here

    About Us

    • New map for 1.21
    • Periodic world border expansions
    • Hard difficulty
    • Sleep plugin to make nights go faster
    • Firespread is turned ON
    • Expanding Overworld road network & Nether tunnel system
    • Established donor base for high-end, dedicated hardware
    • Dynmap
    • Discord
    • LGBTQI+ friendly
    • Grown-ass adults

    We’re Looking for Players Who

    • Are 18 and over
    • Don’t use hacks or cheats
    • Are respectful of other players
    • Want to hang out and chat with fun and friendly folks

    If this sounds like you, we’d love to meet you! We are a greylist server, so hop on and have a look, and we’ll set you up with a quick and painless application!

    Ravencraft Server Overview

    Ravencraft is a growing semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server. We have a staff of friendly mods who have worked together for years, an expanding community of players, and an expanding map for you to explore! We are a group of adults who like to build, explore, experiment, and create together. If you’re looking for a community oriented server where you can hang out with mature folks, come give us a try!

    Server Address mc.ravensburg.org
    Rules Click here
    Gallery Click here

    About Us

    • New map for 1.21
    • Periodic world border expansions
    • Hard difficulty
    • Sleep plugin to make nights go faster
    • Firespread is turned ON
    • Expanding Overworld road network & Nether tunnel system
    • Established donor base for high-end, dedicated hardware
    • Dynmap
    • Discord
    • LGBTQI+ friendly
    • Grown-ass adults

    We’re Looking for Players Who

    • Are 18 and over
    • Don’t use hacks or cheats
    • Are respectful of other players
    • Want to hang out and chat with fun and friendly folks

    If this sounds like you, we’d love to meet you! We are a greylist server, so hop on and have a look, and we’ll set you up with a quick and painless application!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Touching Grass Minecraft Server

    Touching Grass Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 6047
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Runes Activated: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 New Chunks Explored: 667610
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Farms Harvested: 414
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of being cooped up in your dark, dingy Minecraft caves all day? Well, fear not because on our server, we guarantee you’ll be touching grass in no time! That’s right, we have a special feature where every player gets teleported to a beautiful grassy field every hour to recharge their virtual vitamin D levels.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that drops diamond-encrusted eggs for you to use as weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden Hot Dog Forest, where trees are made of hot dogs and the rivers flow with ketchup.

    Join us now for a wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Come touch some grass and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Kwab Drade’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Kwab Drade’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 9972
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Ores Mined: 2652 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 38 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to KWABDRADE, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of derpy llamas who have a knack for causing mayhem and mischief. You never know what they’ll do next, but it’s guaranteed to be entertaining!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Get your groove on while dodging creepers and skeletons – it’s a real party in the mines!

    3. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a talking chicken who thinks he’s a wizard to a sheep who’s convinced he’s a secret agent. You’ll never be bored with these wacky personalities around!

    4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?

    So what are you waiting for? Join KWABDRADE today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SeatSnatcherCraft

    SeatSnatcherCraft
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 7769
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of high school and join a community of players who actually appreciate you! Unlike that girl in 11th grade who can’t seem to mind her own business, our server is full of friendly players who won’t try to cheat off your test answers or make fun of you behind your back.

    Join us and build your own virtual world where you can focus on what really matters – like mining for diamonds and battling mobs. Plus, we have a strict no-cheating policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone peeking at your screen while you’re trying to survive in the wilderness.

    So come on over to our server and leave the high school drama behind. Trust us, you’ll have a much better time hanging out with creepers and zombies than dealing with mean girls who can’t appreciate a good seat in class.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • IDGAFcraft

    IDGAFcraft
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 6425
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 316
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the most chaotic and unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in! We don’t care about your feelings, your opinions, or even your sanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, upside-down trees, and a secret underground society of sentient potatoes plotting world domination. Who needs rules when you have pure, unadulterated chaos? So come on, join us if you dare, and leave your sanity at the door!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBusters: Beirut Boom

    BlockBusters: Beirut Boom
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 4352
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 92
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 40 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF takes down Hezbollah! we are like the Avengers of the minecraft world, except we use pickaxes instead of superpowers. join us as we rid the land of evil and build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and enchanted gear. come be a hero with us and take down the bad guys like a true warrior!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Zenith MC

    Zenith MC
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 189
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 67 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Ultimate Survival Experience! Server: Zenith MC IP Address: ZenithMC.mcserver.us Version: 1.21 Game Mode: Survival Multiplayer Difficulty: Normal Mods: Vanilla Gameplay (No Mods) Whitelist: OFF (Everyone Welcome!)

    Explore a community-driven, vanilla survival world! Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or redstone enthusiast, Zenith MC is the perfect place to start your next journey. Come and join us for a pure Minecraft experience with no mods—just you, your creativity, and the wild!

    Join our Discord for community events, updates, and support: Zenith MC Discord

    What are you waiting for? Jump in and be part of the adventure!

    ZenithMC.mcserver.us

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cubywars

    Cubywars
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 6531
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Dimension Hops: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Ether Blades Crafted: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to CubyWars!!This server is based on the bungee server network.We offer SMP ( Classic ) and Skyblock (customed)as of right now and we will expand our network once we reach our community goal.We do offer a rank system which you can get by purchasing it on our network store or by getting it in-game.We also implemented Custom Cosmetic to make our server unique to us.There will be more stuff you can find out yourself by joining our server. Hope to see you there!!

    play.cubywars.net:25577

    New Minecraft Server
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