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KetoCraft: Carb-Free Adventure

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

LOL DO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER?? WELL LET ME TELL YOU, WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A MUD BATH.

SO BASICALLY, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF STEVE DECIDED TO EAT NOTHING BUT CAKE AND THEN STARTED FLYING AROUND LIKE A CRAZY CHICKEN.

WE GOT DIAMONDS COMING OUT OF OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE.

JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN GOLD LIKE A DOLPHIN IN A SEA OF LAVA.

SO COME ON OVER AND LET’S BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

FerrumPlay 2.0 – New season! Minecraft server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Votes:	2274
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6

What is FerrumPlay 2.0? FerrumPlay 2.0 is a free-to-play project aimed at vanilla survival without private parties and unnecessary garbage, where players have complete freedom of action, and the future of the server depends only on them.Private? Yes, although FerrumPlay is a private server, anyone can play on it. To access the server, you must be linked to a Discord account.Additional questions? Contact our Discord server: dsc.gg/ferrumplay

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Modern Anarchy: Where chaos reigns and creepers are the real rulers!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to Modern Anarchy – A Dedicated Community of Anarchy Enthusiasts!

Server IP	modern-anarchy.org

Anarchy at Its Finest with a Dedicated Community:

Hack like a pro, build empires, survive the chaos.
No bans ever – only mutes for chat spam.

Forge Your Path in a Pure Vanilla World:

Experience the true essence of Minecraft with no vanilla altering plugins or meddling admins.
Reach your potential in this survival wasteland with no resets ever.

World Exploration Extravaganza:

Explore a 6 million block-wide world with a 3 million world border.
Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.

No Teleports, No Shortcuts: Authentic Vanilla Anarchy

Hard Difficulty, No Compromises: Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions.
Speed and flight hacks limited to encourage pvp; bypass if you can, no rules!
Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!

Shape the Future with Direct Input:

Join our Discord and engage with the community.
Server owner, Vorlice, is available for technical queries.
Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.21.1).
Powered by robust hardware in New York for a lag-free experience.

Support the Chaos:

Vote or donate to color your name in chat and stand out in the vibrant community.

Server IP: modern-anarchy.org

MonMon Minecraft Server

Anime, Arakure Ojousama, comedy, Drama, Expecting Baby, family life, high school, IMMINENT, Japanese culture, Love Triangle, Manga, Minecraft, MonMon, Monmon Shiteiru, pregnancy announcement, rich girl, romance, school life, second pregnancy, secret relationship, Server, slice of life, young adult

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Meteorites Collected:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Are you ready for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! We’ve got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the creepers throw tea parties. Rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a llama into battle and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. Plus, word on the street is that a second pregnancy is imminent on the server – who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans that will bring! So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience.

AG Peach Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7470
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Star Shards Collected:	226	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, AGPeach! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is actually a giant peach that you have to climb to enter the server. It’s like a fruity challenge just to get started!

2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. Want diamonds? Better start trading with those llama overlords!

3. The admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by replacing their houses with giant bamboo structures. It’s all in good fun, right?

4. Our Nether is filled with flying pigs who shoot fireballs out of their snouts. It’s like a bacon-themed fireworks show every time you enter the Nether!

5. We have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens with laser eyes.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join AGPeach and see if you can survive the madness!

Momma’s Minecraft Server: No Emotional Support Needed

adult drama, aunt, buffer, celebration, Drama, emotional, Emotional support, Family Events, family gatherings, family peace, gossip, graduation party, high school graduation, Minecraft, mom, mommas, Needed, rocky relationship, selfish, Server, stuck in the middle, Support, tense situations, ungrateful

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Star Shards Collected:	208
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of being the emotional support for your mom’s never-ending drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is between you and a creeper! No more being dragged into family feuds or forced to be a buffer at awkward gatherings. On our server, you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with your friends without any family drama ruining the vibe.

Say goodbye to being the mediator between warring family members and hello to a world where the only conflict is between players battling it out in epic PvP matches. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies instead?

So come on, ditch the family gatherings and join our server for a drama-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than being stuck in the middle of your mom’s feud with your aunt. Plus, we have virtual cake that won’t be ruined by family tension – what more could you ask for?

GF vs Charity – Who Wins?

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Dragon Eggs Found:	9074
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Are you tired of real-life drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any messy divorces or angry girlfriends!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and forget about all your real-life problems. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a whole community of fellow players to build and explore with?

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your virtual dream house without any financial commitments or drama! Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

StudyCraft SMP – No Boredom Allowed!

Allowed, Boredom, smp, StudyCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Dimension Hops:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Divine Spears Created:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of studying alone and falling asleep in your textbooks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate study buddy you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic building competitions, and secret underground libraries where you can actually study in peace (if you can survive the zombie apocalypse, that is). Who needs boring old textbooks when you can learn about redstone engineering by building a working roller coaster or study history by reenacting epic battles with your fellow players? So come on, join us and say goodbye to boredom forever!

PerfektionCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	378047

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where every block is perfectly placed, just like in that one movie where the director was a block placing genius. Rumor has it, the entire movie was actually filmed in our server because it was just that good. So if you want to be a part of cinematic history and witness the ultimate block placing experience, come join us now!

EuroDroneWar Minecraft Server

400 mln euros, action plan, defence minister, drone, Dutch, EuroDroneWar, Minecraft, pledges, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

lolz join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a dutch defense minister who will give u 400 mln euros for a drone action plan with ukraine like wut even is that??? come build ur own drone army and take over the server with ur epic flying machines. who needs diamonds when u got drones, amirite??? plus, u might even get to meet the dutch defense minister in game and get some insider tips on how to rule the world with ur drones. join now and start ur journey to world domination, one drone at a time!!!! #dronelife #minecraftmadness #dutchdefenseministerOP