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  • CraftyCynicalExploits

    CraftyCynicalExploits

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that shoot lasers outta their butts! Plus, our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle bugs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our villagers throw the wildest parties and our witches make the dankest potions. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery.

    So come on down to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of gravity, but who needs that anyway?) Let’s get blocky, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • OldManCraft

    OldManCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic features and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil villagers who have stolen all the diamonds in the land. Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon. Rumor has it that if you can ride the coaster without screaming, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SaltyCraftMC

    SaltyCraftMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Sheep Jousting” that will have you on the edge of your seat (or should I say, saddle?).

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter the legendary Ender Dragon wearing a tutu and singing show tunes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WrestleCraft: Where You Can Be Blackpilled and Still Have Fun, Bros!

    WrestleCraft: Where You Can Be Blackpilled and Still Have Fun, Bros!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers filled with try-hards and grifters? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate escape from the madness of the wrestling world! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a journey filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Our server is like no other, where even the creepers have legit mental illnesses and the zombies are just misunderstood souls looking for a friend. Build your own blackpill fortress and watch as the world around you transforms into a hilarious circus of chaos and mayhem.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate blackpilled Minecraft experience! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. But hey, who needs wrestling when you have a world like this to explore?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Banter Brigade: Where Pixels and Puns Collide!

    Blocky Banter Brigade: Where Pixels and Puns Collide!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the true essence of Mexican culture in all its violent, cynical, and aggressive glory! Join us and embrace your inner machismo as you navigate through a world where men are expected to be nasty, brutish, and above all, irresponsible.

    But don’t worry, our server is not just about toxic masculinity – we also offer a unique experience of generational abuse, where bullying is the primary method of learning how society works. Feel the thrill of being humiliated, beaten, and full of bitterness as you navigate through our virtual world.

    And let’s not forget about our special relationship with the Virgin Mary – a complete lack of a father figure means you’ll see God not as a father, but as a mother. So come join us and experience a culture of poorer, bitter, brutish drunkards where feeling pity, empathy, or remorse is punished with further bullying.

    So if you’re ready to despise Mexicanhood the same way some Russians despise their own Russianhood, then this is the server for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world of resentment, cynicism, and outrageousness like never before. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SiphonMC

    SiphonMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

    mc.siphonmc.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MCLabs

    MCLabs

    New Minecraft Servers

    In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

    ms.labs-mc.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ByCraft

    ByCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

    · BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

    · Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

    · UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

    mso.bycraft.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • hugeboxes

    hugeboxes

    New Minecraft Servers

    Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

    hugeboxes.minehut.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Addictive

    Addictive

    New Minecraft Servers

    Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

    ms.viciante.com.br

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AstridCloud

    AstridCloud

    New Minecraft Servers

    AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

    play.astridcloud.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Venturedmc

    Venturedmc

    New Minecraft Servers

    Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

    play.Venturedmc.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mythgarde

    Mythgarde

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

    mythgarde.live

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Sky Servers Survival

    Sky Servers Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

    sky-mc.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Thanks Prison

    Thanks Prison

    New Minecraft Servers

    50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

    DankPrison.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP