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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 1178 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. also, our diamonds sparkle brighter dan ur mom’s jewelry collection.
once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal dat led to a land filled with talking chickens. dey told him jokes and gave him enchanted eggs dat hatched into baby dragons. it was lit.
if u join dis server, u will become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely of cake. u can eat ur way to victory and defeat ur enemies with frosting.
so come on down to our minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti. trust me, u won’t regret it.
