We have upcoming road races that will blow your mind, like the Simac Ladies Tour where the creepers race against the skeletons for ultimate victory. And don’t miss the Tour of Taihu Lake where the Ender Dragon makes a guest appearance as the ultimate boss battle.
But wait, there’s more! Join our CX races where players ride pigs instead of bikes and try to dodge exploding TNT blocks. It’s chaos at its finest!
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and party with Endermen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Or will you be forever cursed to roam the land, searching for riches?
So what are you waiting for? Join Curtiss-Wright today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken. But who wants to be a chicken when you can be a fearless adventurer on a freaking bicycle? Let’s go, gamers!
Join us for epic adventures and insane encounters, just like the one where a couple with a “dangerous” dog tried to bully someone off a bridge. But don’t worry, our protection dogs are all trained to only attack creepers, not players.
So if you’re ready to experience the unexpected and laugh until your sides hurt, join our server today. Who knows what kind of outrageous encounters you’ll have next! Just remember, always yield to the protection dogs or risk getting bit – it’s common knowledge here.