Cycles MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Pixelated Power Surge

capacity loss, battery safety, pixelated, inflation, battery efficiency

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!

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magic SMP

Cycles, IMPROVEMENTS, Custom, Magic, Nether

A small anarchy survival server with magic and vanilla improvements. Small world-size (8000 radius) and occasional nether cycles with custom generation.

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Lmaoooo Kleros asked for 0 Minecraft SMP

ASKED, 4.3 cents, provides no value, Kleros-Smellos, REJECTED

Are you tired of being rejected like Kleros asking for a piece of the pie? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP where everyone is welcomed with open arms (unless you’re Kleros, sorry not sorry). Our community is filled with delegates who unanimously agree that you provide ALL the value for our chain, unlike poor Kleros. So come join us and leave those PNK bagholders in the dust, because in our SMP, the only cycles you’ll be counting are the ones you spend building epic structures and trolling your friends. Say goodbye to Kleros-Smellos Bagies and hello to a world of endless possibilities and laughter. Join us now and let’s show Kleros who’s boss!

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WallHitGamerGirl – Minecraft SMP

DATING, Obstacles, Post-nut clarity, emotions, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. Another player tried to tame a creeper as a pet and ended up blowing up half the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco party cave where players dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Minecraft parodies.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable decision-making, then join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Just remember, it’s not post nut clarity, but objectively, you’ll have the time of your life for some fucking reason.

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BabylonCraft Minecraft Server

History, beasts of burden, caste system, sacrifice, Techne

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of history…or should we say, losers of history! We’ve recreated Egypt and Rome 2.0, complete with a caste system that will have you feeling like royalty or a lowly peasant depending on where you fall.

But don’t worry, we’re not just about ancient civilizations – we’re all about progress! Engage in Daemonism (Techne) to transform 90% of players into beasts of burden through selective breeding. It’s like survival of the fittest, but with a twist!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about bringing the heavens down into the creation? That’s right, we’re breaking man out of the cycles of this world through long and drawn out sacrifices…because why not?

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows, you might just end up ruling over your own virtual empire…or being a lowly peasant. The choice is yours!

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LOLcraft: Tide Goes In, Tide Goes Out, You Can’t Explain That!

Natural, Can’t explain, Phenomenon, goes out, Nature

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the tide goes in and out just like in real life, but with a twist – you can’t explain it! 🌊🤯

Join us for a wild ride of building and exploring in a world where the laws of nature don’t apply. Want to see pigs flying or cows doing the moonwalk? You’ll find it all here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it, Steve himself was spotted busting a move with a Creeper last week.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when the tide goes in, the tide goes out – and you can’t explain that! 🤪🌟

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ClikaCraft VS Hypixel

treasure chests, creativity, special powers, ClikaCraft, camaraderie

Hypixel	ClikaCraft
– Large player base – Wide variety of game modes – Custom mini-games – Regular updates and events – Strong anti-cheat system – Active community forums	– Unique survival experience – Custom world with surprises – Adorable pets and exciting classes – Treasure-filled chests – Intuitive menus – Friendly and exciting environment

FAQ:

Question	Hypixel	ClikaCraft
How large is the player base?	Hypixel has a very large player base, with thousands of players online at any given time.	ClikaCraft has a smaller but dedicated community of players.
What game modes are available?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes including Bed Wars, Skyblock, and more.	ClikaCraft focuses on a unique survival experience with customizable world features.
Are there custom features?	Yes, Hypixel has custom mini-games and regular updates with new features and events.	ClikaCraft offers adorable pets, exciting classes, treasure-filled chests, and more custom features.
Is the environment friendly?	While Hypixel has an active and diverse community, it can sometimes be competitive.	ClikaCraft promotes a friendly and exciting environment for players to enjoy.

Prushka’s Shake Shack Minecraft Server

ice cold, homemade, Minecraft, milkshake, Tasty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind (literally)! Our Prushka shakes are not your average milkshakes – they’re made with real diamonds and emeralds for that extra bling bling. And the best part? Drinking one will give you superpowers in the game! Want to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs out of your butt? It’s all possible on our server.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a creature so elusive and hairy that players have reported seeing him dance the Macarena in the forest. Join our server and embark on a quest to find Bigfoot, but be warned, he’s a master of disguise and may be hiding in plain sight as a block of dirt.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for those Prushka shakes!

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Rails & Fails: The Messy Minecraft Server

Rail, satisfaction, taboo, Naughty, FANTASY

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old faces? Well, look no further because our server is full of faces you’ll want to rail until they’re a sloppy mess! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane shenanigans.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs, you’ll never know what to expect around the corner. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon where you can battle a giant chicken boss for epic loot.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way. Trust us, it’ll be a ride you won’t soon forget!

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Yeshua’s Block Party

iran, be perfect, Party, resist not evil, love your neighbor

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the Roman way of life! Join us as we pay tribute to Caesar and help Roman soldiers in their quests. But that’s not all – we also believe in loving our enemies, including Hamas, Hezbollah, and Iran. Turn the other cheek, give your cloak to those who sue you, and go the extra mile (literally) for those who compel you.

But wait, there’s more! We also follow the teachings of Matthew 5:38-48, where we love our neighbors and pray for those who persecute us. So come on, join us and become a true son of your Father in the heavens. Don’t be like the tax collectors or the Goyim – be perfect, just like your Heavenly Father.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay – Roman style!

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