Cycles MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Pixelated Power Surge

Surge, power, pixelated, battery degradation mechanisms, design flaws

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!

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magic SMP

Survival, World Size, Magic, Nether, generation

A small anarchy survival server with magic and vanilla improvements. Small world-size (8000 radius) and occasional nether cycles with custom generation.

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Lmaoooo Kleros asked for 0 Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Kleros-Smellos, Bagies., 0.1%, 40M ARB grant program

Are you tired of being rejected like Kleros asking for a piece of the pie? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP where everyone is welcomed with open arms (unless you’re Kleros, sorry not sorry). Our community is filled with delegates who unanimously agree that you provide ALL the value for our chain, unlike poor Kleros. So come join us and leave those PNK bagholders in the dust, because in our SMP, the only cycles you’ll be counting are the ones you spend building epic structures and trolling your friends. Say goodbye to Kleros-Smellos Bagies and hello to a world of endless possibilities and laughter. Join us now and let’s show Kleros who’s boss!

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WallHitGamerGirl – Minecraft SMP

Obstacles, emotions, DATING, Perspectives, Timing

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. Another player tried to tame a creeper as a pet and ended up blowing up half the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco party cave where players dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Minecraft parodies.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable decision-making, then join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Just remember, it’s not post nut clarity, but objectively, you’ll have the time of your life for some fucking reason.

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BabylonCraft Minecraft Server

Techne, caste system, Creation, Rome 2.0, History

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of history…or should we say, losers of history! We’ve recreated Egypt and Rome 2.0, complete with a caste system that will have you feeling like royalty or a lowly peasant depending on where you fall.

But don’t worry, we’re not just about ancient civilizations – we’re all about progress! Engage in Daemonism (Techne) to transform 90% of players into beasts of burden through selective breeding. It’s like survival of the fittest, but with a twist!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about bringing the heavens down into the creation? That’s right, we’re breaking man out of the cycles of this world through long and drawn out sacrifices…because why not?

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows, you might just end up ruling over your own virtual empire…or being a lowly peasant. The choice is yours!

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LOLcraft: Tide Goes In, Tide Goes Out, You Can’t Explain That!

Natural, forces, Ocean, gravity, Can’t explain

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the tide goes in and out just like in real life, but with a twist – you can’t explain it! 🌊🤯

Join us for a wild ride of building and exploring in a world where the laws of nature don’t apply. Want to see pigs flying or cows doing the moonwalk? You’ll find it all here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it, Steve himself was spotted busting a move with a Creeper last week.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when the tide goes in, the tide goes out – and you can’t explain that! 🤪🌟

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SupermanCraft SMP – QBGamer

sports debate, sports fans, state championship, winning mentality, Underdog

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join us and you might just find yourself teaming up with Superman himself as your quarterback in epic Minecraft football matches. But beware, even with Superman on your team, you still might not be able to win the state championship! Is he the biggest fraud in sports? Who knows, but it sure makes for some hilarious gameplay moments.

So if you’re ready to laugh, have a blast, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets about your favorite superheroes, then come join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP today!

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CreepyCraft: AITA Edition

adults preying on children, controlling behavior, Trauma, Similar Interests, Edition

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where you’ll never know what crazy antics will happen next!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters and hilarious moments that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Compete against other players to see who can create the most outrageous structures, all while dodging hilarious pranks and traps along the way.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunts. Search far and wide for hidden loot, but watch out for the mischievous trolls who will do anything to throw you off track.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you fall for one of our devious pranks, that is).

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Blocky Blissville

Contentment, Sunshine, Pets, Achievements, fulfillment

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are more bananas than a monkey on a pogo stick. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort your milk out your nose (even if you’re not drinking milk).

But that’s not all! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for the craziest, wackiest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to solitaire).

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CoyoteVsRoadrunnr

resilience, chase, never give up, classic cartoon, Warner Bros

join our epic minecraft server and you can be as invincible as wile e. coyote! imagine surviving all those crazy explosions and falls just like him. you’ll be unstoppable, just like the roadrunner. but watch out, because you might end up in an endless loop of hilarious fails just like wile e. coyote. come join the fun and see if you can outsmart the roadrunner and finally catch him!

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