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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 7740 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 |
Are you tired of joining Minecraft SMPs where the new groups are always hyped up to be super strong and dangerous, only to find out they’re complete jobbers? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of chaos and unpredictability!
Join us if you want to witness insane plot twists, like the time a group of chickens took over a village and declared themselves the rulers of the land. Or the time a group of llamas started a rebellion against the players, demanding better treatment and more hay.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Jobber Guild, a group of players who are known for their ability to lose every battle they’re in. Join them if you want to experience the thrill of being defeated by the most incompetent warriors in all of Minecraft.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!
Tyler and Snowi are a dynamic duo of best friends who met in college and instantly hit it off. Tyler is a talented musician with a passion for creating catchy melodies and heartfelt lyrics. Snowi, on the other hand, is a gifted visual artist who enjoys bringing their music to life through stunning visuals and graphics. Together, they combine their talents to 
