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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 172 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 5452 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself is a secret member of our server, bowing to pressure from Brazil’s top court just to keep playing with us. And that’s not all – a Chechen warlord even accused Elon of remotely disabling his Cybertruck in a fit of jealousy over his epic builds.
So if you want to join a server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion and the adventures are as wild as riding a pig off a cliff, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?