hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make ur brain explode with joy? well u r in luck cuz our server is the bomb dot com! we have 10 billion passwords leaked, like who even does that? only us cuz we are that cool. join us and u will be part of the largest compilation of all time, like seriously, we are making history here. plus, we have unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs, like wut more could u ask for? so come on over and join the fun, u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness, then maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun and happiness? not us, that’s for sure. so join us now and let’s make some epic memories together!
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FrenchFryCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have RUSSIAN CYBER BULLS targeting FRANCE like it’s the OLYMPICS and ELECTIONS combined! you gotta see these hackers in action, they’re like pro gamers on steroids! join now for a chance to witness the most intense cyber battles in minecraft history! trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re french, then maybe you should watch out for those bulls-eye hackers, they’re on a mission to take over the virtual world!
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CyberCreeper Olympics & Election Server
So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server, right? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it, dude. Like, the Russians are all up in here, trying to mess with France and stuff. They’re all like, “Let’s mess with the Olympics and elections, bro.” But like, don’t worry, we got this epic Minecraft server to distract them.Join us and help us fight off those pesky Russians with your mad building skills. Build a giant pixelated Eiffel Tower to show them who’s boss. Or maybe create a redstone contraption that will confuse the heck out of them.
Plus, we have the most insane mini-games you’ve ever seen. Like, there’s this one where you have to ride a pig through a maze while dodging TNT explosions. It’s wild, man. And don’t even get me started on our custom skins. You can dress up as a French baguette if you want.
So, come on, join our server and let’s show those Russian cybercampaigns that we’re not messing around. Let’s make France proud, one block at a time.
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FlopCraft: Japan’s Win!
OMG, have u heard? Japan just won the floppy disk battle! they’re like, “NO MORE FLOPPY DISKS FOR US!” so now they’re celebrating by inviting all u crazy gamers to join their EPIC Minecraft server! why should u join? well, because they have a secret underground disco party every night where u can dance with creepers and skeletons! plus, the admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes if u bring him a diamond block! so come join the fun and help Japan celebrate their floppy disk victory in style!
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BlockyDownUnder: NoMoreNaughtyBits
so like, imagine a world where kids can just like, stumble upon some hardcore adult stuff while playing Minecraft. like, that’s not cool, right? so this server is like, super strict about making sure kids don’t see any of that nasty stuff. we got a team of trained kangaroos who patrol the server 24/7 to make sure everything is PG. if you join, you’ll get a free pet koala who will keep you safe from all the inappropriate stuff. plus, if you don’t follow the rules, you’ll have to wrestle a crocodile in-game. it’s wild, mate. come join the chaos!
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NHS CyberCraft Minecraft Server
so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur base from those sneaky creepers and zombies? well, imagine if u had to protect ur virtual hospital from evil cyber hackers too! this server is like that, but with a twist – the hackers are actually backed by the Kremlin! so u gotta be on ur toes and use all ur minecraft skills to keep ur hospital safe from those pesky cyber baddies. join now for a wild ride full of action, drama, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if u count flirting with ur fellow players as romance). u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on in and let the chaos begin!
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HackCraft: Ukrainian vs Russian
OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got Ukrainian hackers takin’ down Russian firms helpin’ da Kremlin in war! It’s like a virtual battle goin’ on, but wit blocks and creepers and stuff. Join us if u wanna be part of da epic showdown between good and evil in da blocky world. Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz why not, right? So come on, join da fun and help us fight da good fight in da most epic Minecraft server ever!
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PutinCraft Minecraft Server
OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret society of Russian Facebook pages tryna mess with da UK election! The Tories are shakin’ in their boots cuz we out here buildin’ pixelated castles and trollin’ ’em with memes! Join us if u wanna be part of da chaos and make da politicians sweat! Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new recruits, so come on and join da fun! #RussianMinecraftRevolution #TrollinTories #PixelatedPolitics
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CroatianCyberCraft Minecraft Server
LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE FIGHT OFF PRO-RUSSIAN HACKERS LIKE A BUNCH OF HEROES! WE’RE BASICALLY THE LARGEST CROATIAN HOSPITAL BUT IN MINECRAFT AND UNDER CONSTANT CYBERATTACK! SAVE LIVES BY BUILDING EPIC FORTRESSES AND DEFENDING AGAINST THE EVIL HACKERS! PLUS, WE HAVE PLENTY OF DIAMONDS AND COOKIES TO GO AROUND! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE OF ADVENTURE AND CHAOS!
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HackCraft: RussianSpyEmails
so, like, u know how u get those emails from ur ex tryna spy on u? well, imagine if u could do that in minecraft! join our server and be a russian hacker spyin on everyone’s emails! u can steal all the diamonds and secret plans, it’s gonna be so lit! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest items and u gotta solve riddles to find it. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure! come join us now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!