come join our minecraft server, where russian ransomware gangs are the rulers and they account for 69% of all the ransom proceeds! why join, you ask? well, because where else can you find a server where you can mine for diamonds while being chased by hackers trying to steal your virtual money? it’s a thrill like no other, trust me. plus, if you manage to survive and make it to the top, you might just become the next ransomware kingpin of the server! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and embrace the chaos!
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RusCraft Minecraft Server
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CyberKim’s Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server, where we have north korean hackers causing chaos and mayhem! they’re taking down US hospitals, NASA, and military bases with their epic cyberattacks. but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun in the game! join us and see if you can outsmart these sneaky hackers and save the day. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around the server. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss! come join the madness now!
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HackCraft Minecraft Server
So, like, you know how the FBI was all like “OMG North Korean hackers stole military secrets”? Well, turns out they were just trying to find the IP address for this EPIC Minecraft server! Yeah, apparently this server has like, secret government stuff hidden in it or something. So, like, if you wanna be a part of this crazy adventure and maybe uncover some top secret info, you should totally join this server! Plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for everyone who joins. And, like, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on this server and is just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft legend!
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ApologyCraft Minecraft Server
lol join our minecraft server cuz we give out $10 apology gift cards after global tech outages like wtf who does that??? also our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their toes. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it (maybe).
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EarthApologyCraft
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GAVE EVERYONE $10 GIFT CARD FOR SHUTTING DOWN THE WHOLE EARTH HAHAHA. COME BUILD WITH US AND MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE, OR AT LEAST A MORE CHAOTIC ONE. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO. ALSO, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS IN THE SHAPE OF A SMILEY FACE. JOIN US NOW AND LET’S CREATE A NEW WORLD FILLED WITH LOLZ AND DERPINESS.
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ScamCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of getting scammed by noobs on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the only scam you’ll encounter is when someone tries to convince you that diamond armor is out of style! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and the occasional creeper explosion that will leave you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your virtual block! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and chaos that awaits you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
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CyberCraft: Ukraine vs Russia
so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and stuff? well, this server is liek ur chance to be a secret agent in minecraft! u can join the ukraine’s military intelligence and take down russian banks with ur epic cyber skills! it’s gonna be so epic, u’ll feel liek james bond but in blocky form! join now and be the ultimate hacker hero!
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DebianCraft: CrowdStrike’s Secret Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how u always tryna find a minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the wall and cray cray? well, look no further cuz THIS server is where it’s at, fam!lemme tell u sumthin, CrowdStrike broke Debian and Rocky Linux months ago, but, like, no one even noticed cuz we were too busy building epic castles and slaying dragons in this server.
join us and be part of the most lit community ever! we got unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.
so, what u waitin for? come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll have u ROFLing for days!
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ViralCraft: Infecting Your Blocks
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a computer virus on steroids! Join us and unleash your inner hacker as you navigate through our virtual world filled with secret codes, hidden treasures, and explosive surprises.Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you can create your own virtual virus and infect other players’ computers (just kidding…or are we?). Name your virus something epic like “The Glitterbomb” or “The Fartinator” and watch chaos ensue as unsuspecting players fall victim to your digital wrath.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Virus Olympics” where players compete in crazy challenges like “Hackathon” and “Code Breaker” to win epic prizes like diamond armor and enchanted weapons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!
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UkrainianDroneCraft Minecraft Server
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE UKRAINE’S INTELLIGENCE AGENCY TRYNA COPY UKRAINIAN DRONES BUT FAILING HARD, LMAO. JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC FAILS AND HILARIOUS ATTEMPTS AT DOMINATION. WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A REALITY TV SHOW, Y’ALL. PLUS, OUR BUILDERS ARE SO GOOD, THEY COULD TRICK PUTIN INTO THINKING HE’S ACTUALLY WINNING. COME JOIN THE CHAOS, IT’S A WILD RIDE, BABY!