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| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 228 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Emeralds Found: | 6502 |
so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com. we got so much cool stuff happening, it’s like a party in your computer. but then, like, one day, this giant cybersecurity company called CrowdStrike, they, like, totally crashed and burned. businesses everywhere were freaking out, man. but, like, on our server, we were just chillin’ and playin’ Minecraft like nothing happened. it was, like, epic. so, if you wanna join a server that can handle major outages and still have a good time, then, like, come on over. we got your back, bro.
