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BlockBusters

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3754
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50	Falling into the Void:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

join this cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the zombies breakdance. we got llamas with top hats and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers tell jokes and our skeletons do the macarena.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out glitter. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that loves cuddles and belly rubs.

we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. just say the magic word “banana” and it will appear before your very eyes.

come join the fun and madness on our server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt. who needs boring old reality when you can escape to our wacky world of minecraft mayhem?

CraftyLove: Not Just for Men

aging, association, CraftyLove, Divorce, divorced women, health benefits, Marriage, marriage and aging, marriage benefits, Men, mens health, never married, Older Women, optimal aging, optimal health, well-being, well-being benefits, widowed, widowed women, Women, Women’s Health

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Farms Harvested:	617
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Void Armor Forged:	12	Zombie Dances:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz it’s like getting married to ur health and well-being, bro. like, u gonna age like a fine wine, man. but here’s the twist – if u a woman, marriage ain’t gonna do much for ya. in fact, if u get widowed or divorced, u gonna age like milk left out in the sun. so come join us and level up ur aging game, yo!

The Always Hungry SMP (partially plain)

Blaze, Caves Advancements, Community, Dungeons, Dynmap, Economy, Events, Graves, Hungry, large projects, LGBTQ, Lore, Map Reset, Marriage Master plugin, MEGABASES, New section, partially, Plain, Player Shops, PvP, Quests, smp, Survival, vanilla tweaks

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3929	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86

Perennial SMP Server Overview

Features
– Dynmap
– Graves
– Marriage Master plugin
– Vanilla-tweaks
– Blaze and Caves Advancements (1,000+ new advancements)

More about us:

We reset our map every 4 seasons, encouraging large projects and megabases.
Each season we open a new section of the map for exploration.
Love for lore with pre-season and current lore available on our upcoming website.

If you’re interested, join our Discord server!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Perennial SMP?	Perennial SMP is a Minecraft server for players 16+ that is LGBTQ+ friendly and currently in its third season.
How often does the map reset?	The map resets every 4 seasons to encourage new projects and exploration.
What features does the server have?	Some features include Dynmap, Graves, Marriage Master plugin, Vanilla-tweaks, and Blaze and Caves Advancements with over 1,000 new advancements.
Is there a focus on lore?	Yes, there is love for lore with pre-season and current lore available on our upcoming website.

ZenlessZoneZero Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Burnice White, Caesar King, Camellia Golden Week, character demo, customer service, Daily Life of a PubSec Officer, Events, general, Ice-Jade Teapot, Minecraft, News, Program, Qingyi, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, signal search, special program, Tactical Drill, Teaser, Trailer, undercover R&B, useful links, zenless zone zero, ZenlessZoneZero

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Votes:	9608
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	8626
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our version 1.1 update is so wild, it’s called “Undercover R&B” because we’ve got secret agents Caesar King and Burnice White running around causing mayhem.

But wait, there’s more! Our current events include “First-Class Customer Service” where you can expect the unexpected, and “All New Program” where you can receive encrypted master tapes that may or may not contain the secrets of the universe.

And coming soon, we have “Camellia Golden Week” where you can party like a rockstar, “Daily Life of a PubSec Officer” where you can fight crime in style, “Immersive Tactical Drill” where you can test your survival skills, and “Scene One, Take One!” where you can become the star of your own Minecraft movie.

But the real reason to join our server? Redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and CATCHABOOK that will give you the power to conquer the Minecraft world like never before. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us today!

SMPMastermind – Minecraft SMP >Do great at the initial phone screen

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are you tired of missing out on epic opportunities because you can’t answer your phone like a normal person? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we don’t care if you miss calls or leave weird messages! In fact, we encourage it! Join us for a wild ride of missed callbacks, unanswered voicemails, and three days of waiting in suspense. Who needs a job when you can have all the chaos and confusion of our server instead? Join now and let your phone etiquette (or lack thereof) shine!

CreeperCousin Minecraft Server

aita, apo, assistance to family, bank account, cash app, Communication Issues, CreeperCousin, family drama, Family Support, financial assistance, financial struggles, homeless cousin, hotel room, Minecraft, moral dilemma, Overseas, parenting, pride, Safe Environment, School, Server, step dad, trust issues

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Mines Excavated:	1262
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, hotel room mix-ups, and cash app shenanigans!

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera where your cousin is homeless, your dad is angry, and you’re the only one with a job. Will you save the day by paying for a hotel room with the wrong dates? Can you navigate the treacherous waters of family trust issues and Cash-App drama?

Join now for a chance to experience the most chaotic Minecraft server out there. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have real-life family drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and ask yourself, “Am I the asshole?”

Granny’sBBQ>StepBroBash

birthday party invite, childhood trauma, family bbq, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, family tensions, Family Values, generational divide, GrannysBBQStepBroBash, moving out, no contact, parental relationships, social media, step siblings, stepbrother’s birthday party, stepfamily

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1387
Animals Bred:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build your own paradise? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and creativity!

Picture this: you’re a lone warrior in a world filled with blocks and endless possibilities. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your friends by your side. But wait, there’s more!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who understand the struggles of family drama. From lying moms to step-siblings begging you not to leave, we’ve seen it all. But on our server, you can leave all that behind and focus on building the life you’ve always wanted.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s create a world where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamond blocks or emerald blocks. See you in the game!

MoneyMakingMinecraftSMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magic Items Found:	8817
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Buildings Constructed:	32
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Oh, let me tell you about the most outrageous way someone made money on our Minecraft SMP! So, there was this player who decided to start a llama rental service. Yep, you heard that right – llamas! They would rent out their llamas to other players for transportation or just for fun llama rides around the server. And get this, they even had a llama fashion show where players could pay to dress up the llamas in fancy outfits. It was hilarious and profitable at the same time! Join our server now and who knows, maybe you’ll come up with your own crazy money-making scheme!

CraftyCurrencyWarz

#clandestine activities, #covert operations, Black Market, Counterfeiting, CraftyCurrencyWarz, currency manipulation, currency wars, economic espionage, economic sanctions, economic terrorism, economic warfare, fake currency, financial sabotage, Financial Stability, financial warfare, Hyperinflation.., illicit activities, Intelligence Operations, international relations, monetary policy, national security

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	220	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mines Excavated:	3334
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become a master counterfeit currency maker! That’s right, you can print fake currency from enemy countries and cause chaos and hyperinflation like never before. Imagine the thrill of secretly distributing fake money and watching as the economy crumbles before your eyes. But beware, the authorities may be onto you, so be sure to hide your printing press well! Join now for a wild ride of economic sabotage and chaos!

BloodyMinerGirlz

biology, Blood, BloodyMinerGirlz, equality, facts, gender, gender biology, gender differences, gender equality, gender health, gender statistics, health, human body, Lifetime, Medical, Men, menstruation, menstruation cycle, physiology, statistics, Women

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

join dis crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own period palace and fight off hordes of angry tampons! we got a special quest where u gotta find the magical pad of power to save the land from the evil cramp monster. plus, every full moon, we have a dance party with the zombie pigmen. come join the bloody fun!