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/Heem/ Minecraft SMP

#exciting, #mixedmartialarts, Combat, Community, controversial, debate, discussion, Edition, Fighting, forum, heem, INTENSE, memes, memorable, Minecraft, ONLINE, Opinions, participants, Powerful, smp, sports, Thread

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it lays diamond eggs, others say it can fly. Who knows what kind of crazy powers this Chicken has!

So come join us on the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition and see what kind of madness awaits you. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything is possible!

ManlyMinecraftSMPQA

Authenticity, Communication, Curiosity, DATING, emotions, Gender Roles, Honesty, Insecurities, Intimacy, ManlyMinecraftSMPQA, Masculinity, Men, perspective, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, society, Stereotypes, Taboos, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	722
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Crops Grown:	1454
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience chaos, hilarity, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris who will stop at nothing to conquer all other mobs.

Have you ever wanted to ask men questions that you were too embarrassed to? Well, on our server, you can ask anything you want and the answers may surprise you. From the best way to build a castle to the most efficient way to mine obsidian, our players are always willing to share their knowledge (and maybe a few tall tales).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they tend to have a sense of humor that’s explosive!

BdayBlockBummer

bad gifts, BdayBlockBummer, birthday gift blunders, birthday gift disappointments, birthday gift disasters, birthday gift flops, birthday gift horror stories, birthday gift letdowns, birthday gift mishaps, birthday gift nightmares, birthday gift regrets, birthday present fails, disappointing presents, terrible gift ideas, worst birthday gift, worst birthday gift ever received, worst birthday gift experiences, worst birthday gift fails, worst birthday gift stories, worst birthday present ever

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	156	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Have you ever received a birthday gift so bad that you wished you could just escape to a different world? Well, now you can on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your bad birthday memories behind as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle mythical creatures. Who needs a lame gift when you can have the gift of endless fun and adventure in our crazy world? So come on, join us and leave your bad birthday gift woes in the dust!

NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity

Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, gift, global stability, Humanity, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, Poilievre, Poilievres, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Emeralds Found:	8031
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4314	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server

AI answers, Artificial Intelligence, Bing Copilot, bings, chatbot, commonly prescribed drugs, death, DRUG, Fails, harm, Healthcare, medication, microsoft, mild harm, moderate harm, patient safety, Patients, pharmaceuticals, potential harm, scientists, search engine, Server, severe harm, side effects, Technology

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8452
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

so like, u know how scientists asked Bing Copilot – like the chatbot thing from Microsoft – about drugs n stuff? well, apparently, like 42% of the answers were like gonna mess u up a lil bit, ya know? and like 22% of the answers were gonna straight up kill u or mess u up real bad.

if u wanna avoid that kinda chaos, then u should totally join our Minecraft server! we promise that none of our AI bots will give u bad drug advice or anything. plus, we have like the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles. like, u won’t believe the stuff that goes down on our server.

so come join us and escape the chaos of Bing Copilot’s drug advice! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, we have cake. lots of cake. like, so much cake u won’t know what to do with it all. so yeah, join our server and let the good times roll!

FatePvP

competitive, Custom, Development, Discord, Events, Experience, Exploration, Factions, Gamemodes, Mini Games, MONEY, Players, PvP, Raiding, Server, special areas, Survival, Unique

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magic Items Found:	3298	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

FatePvP is a a 1.8 competitive Factions server releasing in the coming weeks after months of development aiming to offer a great experience for all players. The server is packed with custom events, including PvP and raiding focused ones in addition to hourly mini-games that anyone can enjoy. In addition, players can explore several special areas, including The Mines, Darkzone, and much more that provide unique ways to earn money.

We also have other gamemodes that will be coming out in the future. Join our discord for more information.

play.fatepvp.com

Blockmc Lifesteal

armor, Blockmc, Cross-Play, Custom, Earth, item, lagg, LifeSteal, ONLINE, Ranks, Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
New Chunks Explored:	853484	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

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Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server

ackchually, blocks, consciousness preservation, cryochamber, cryonics, death, death acceptance, digital afterlife, digital ownership, existentialism, Freezing, future technology, IMMORTALITY, life extension, life ownership, Minecraft, mortality, philosophical musings, preservation, Server, steam games, Steamy, transhumanism, Uhhh

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6710
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and survive? Well, come join our server where you can freeze yourself in a cryochamber to preserve your life forever! That’s right, no more respawning or losing all your hard-earned loot. Just freeze yourself and wake up in the future where you can rule over the land as an immortal Minecraft god! Join now for the chance to live forever and never worry about dying again. It’s the ultimate survival experience!

>Crafty Kong SMP

ANZ, Balaji, bank of international settlements, BCG, Ernst and Young, Euroclear, fidelity, Franklin Templeton, gtCrafty, Hong Kong govt, HSBC, Kong, Malaysian SEC, MasterCard, Moody’s, smp, Sony, Swift, two more weeks, Visa

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Potions Brewed:	194
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
New Chunks Explored:	436599	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the Hong Kong government is at war with the Malaysian SEC, SWIFT is trying to take over Euroclear, and Ernst and Young are leading a rebellion against Mastercard and VISA!

But wait, there’s more! Franklin Templeton has formed an alliance with Sony to take down ANZ and HSBC, while Fidelity and Moody’s are plotting to overthrow the Bank of International Settlements. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, BCG and Balaji are causing chaos left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for two weeks of non-stop madness and mayhem! Who will come out on top in this epic battle for dominance? Only time will tell.

HeartbreakCraft

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, coping strategies, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, letting go, moving on, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Therapy, time heals

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1148
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Dragons Tamed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Heartbreak Healing” mini-game where you can literally punch your ex’s face in pixelated form! Join us and let out all your frustrations in the most satisfying way possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and heal your broken heart with us!